The Undersea World of Linda Octopus
@lindaoctopus.bsky.social
Easy going, shy, socially awkward, likes Sci Fi, Sci Fa, Dr Who, Ogrons.
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I once met up with a guy who wanked off salmon as an actual job, in a salmon farm. Not my best first date. But, crucially, also not my worst.
I once met up with a guy who wanked off salmon as an actual job, in a salmon farm. Not my best first date. But, crucially, also not my worst.
Move over fillers - people are getting facial injections derived from fish sperm
Celebs including Charlie XCX swear by them. But what are polynucleotides and do they work?
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November 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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I once met up with a guy who wanked off salmon as an actual job, in a salmon farm. Not my best first date. But, crucially, also not my worst.
I once met up with a guy who wanked off salmon as an actual job, in a salmon farm. Not my best first date. But, crucially, also not my worst.
I see Liverpool got spanked at Anfield today. I don't know a lot about football, but I know what I like.
#thefootball
#thefootball
November 22, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I see Liverpool got spanked at Anfield today. I don't know a lot about football, but I know what I like.
#thefootball
#thefootball
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A year ago today, Hancock was 'testifying' again at the UK Covid Inquiry. The inquiry felt compelled to lay on muscle to protect him from five peaceful protesters (three of them pensioners), when it was our loved ones who needed protecting from him.
#ThrowbackThursday
#ThrowbackThursday
November 22, 2025 at 11:22 AM
A year ago today, Hancock was 'testifying' again at the UK Covid Inquiry. The inquiry felt compelled to lay on muscle to protect him from five peaceful protesters (three of them pensioners), when it was our loved ones who needed protecting from him.
#ThrowbackThursday
#ThrowbackThursday
Until today, I hadn't thought about J.D. Vance in a while. They were great times.
November 21, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Until today, I hadn't thought about J.D. Vance in a while. They were great times.
Been thinking a lot about all the plot holes in #TheArchers this week.
1) there's no way Phoebe would travel all the way to Ambridge just to go back to Scotland
2) there's no way Kate would travel in a different car to Phoebe
3) Kate just happened to have a friend who lent her a car from a week
1) there's no way Phoebe would travel all the way to Ambridge just to go back to Scotland
2) there's no way Kate would travel in a different car to Phoebe
3) Kate just happened to have a friend who lent her a car from a week
November 21, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Been thinking a lot about all the plot holes in #TheArchers this week.
1) there's no way Phoebe would travel all the way to Ambridge just to go back to Scotland
2) there's no way Kate would travel in a different car to Phoebe
3) Kate just happened to have a friend who lent her a car from a week
1) there's no way Phoebe would travel all the way to Ambridge just to go back to Scotland
2) there's no way Kate would travel in a different car to Phoebe
3) Kate just happened to have a friend who lent her a car from a week
Kate does NOT deserve Jakob. And now he's getting broody. Get out, mate, I'll bear your child #TheArchers
November 20, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Kate does NOT deserve Jakob. And now he's getting broody. Get out, mate, I'll bear your child #TheArchers
For all my cynicism, that last bit floored me. My mum Margaret died earlier this year. Grief can come at you even when you are mocking #TheArchers
November 20, 2025 at 7:17 PM
For all my cynicism, that last bit floored me. My mum Margaret died earlier this year. Grief can come at you even when you are mocking #TheArchers
This should be worth a quick fumble in the heather when Finlay gets back, Helen #TheArchers
November 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
This should be worth a quick fumble in the heather when Finlay gets back, Helen #TheArchers
Unlucky, Jakob, she wants you there at the birth #TheArchers
November 20, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Unlucky, Jakob, she wants you there at the birth #TheArchers
Jakob, you strange and lovely man #TheArchers
November 20, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Jakob, you strange and lovely man #TheArchers
November 20, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Just been stung by the car dealership for a 5 minute job fixing a software glitch. I miss the days when you could fix your car with an egg and/or a pair of tights.
November 20, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Just been stung by the car dealership for a 5 minute job fixing a software glitch. I miss the days when you could fix your car with an egg and/or a pair of tights.
What shall I get Brine who currently has gout? I know, how about a bottle of finest Scotch Whiskey? #TheArchers
November 20, 2025 at 2:09 PM
What shall I get Brine who currently has gout? I know, how about a bottle of finest Scotch Whiskey? #TheArchers
What have you done, Henry? You're being a little twat. #TheArchers
November 19, 2025 at 7:25 PM
What have you done, Henry? You're being a little twat. #TheArchers
Almost feel sorry for Tom. But only almost. #TheArchers
November 19, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Almost feel sorry for Tom. But only almost. #TheArchers
I think that of all the feuding holiday makers, the only ones I like are Jakob and Phoebe. Everyone else is selfish or just an idiot. #TheArchers
November 16, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I think that of all the feuding holiday makers, the only ones I like are Jakob and Phoebe. Everyone else is selfish or just an idiot. #TheArchers
I've missed the clip clop clip clop of Natasha walking away in a strop. #TheArchers
November 16, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I've missed the clip clop clip clop of Natasha walking away in a strop. #TheArchers
Stop being a miserable bastard, Tony
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
November 16, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Stop being a miserable bastard, Tony
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
I still can't get over the fact that Joy's go-to game to play in the car with family is strip poker. #TheArchers
November 16, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I still can't get over the fact that Joy's go-to game to play in the car with family is strip poker. #TheArchers
Phoebe, the actual offspring of Kate, sounds like a very nice, humorous person. The apple that fell far from the tree. #TheArchers
November 15, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Phoebe, the actual offspring of Kate, sounds like a very nice, humorous person. The apple that fell far from the tree. #TheArchers
I love how this is still the design for lady product disposal in hotels. Very accurate, for I too am wearing a massive dress with a spacehopper up it, a startled expression, one tit at the front and one at the back.
November 13, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I love how this is still the design for lady product disposal in hotels. Very accurate, for I too am wearing a massive dress with a spacehopper up it, a startled expression, one tit at the front and one at the back.
November 13, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Hazel is going? #TheArchers
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a destroyed building and says please disperse
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a destroyed building and says please disperse
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November 13, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Hazel is going? #TheArchers