The Undersea World of Linda Octopus
@lindaoctopus.bsky.social
Easy going, shy, socially awkward, likes Sci Fi, Sci Fa, Dr Who, Ogrons.
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Well, what a shit day today was
a woman in a blue dress is standing in front of a bed with an alarm clock on the nightstand that says 4:20
ALT: a woman in a blue dress is standing in front of a bed with an alarm clock on the nightstand that says 4:20
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February 16, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Well, what a shit day today was
Ruiri really hates it when people don't spell his name right. It's his pet piamh. #TheArchers #IrishJoke
February 16, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Ruiri really hates it when people don't spell his name right. It's his pet piamh. #TheArchers #IrishJoke
Ruiri: "Oh no, I've ignored the advice of someone much more experienced than me because I know best, and now something humiliating has happened to me."
Hannah: Well, maybe you'll learn from it"
Ruiri: "No, I very much doubt that."
#TheArchers
Hannah: Well, maybe you'll learn from it"
Ruiri: "No, I very much doubt that."
#TheArchers
February 15, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Ruiri: "Oh no, I've ignored the advice of someone much more experienced than me because I know best, and now something humiliating has happened to me."
Hannah: Well, maybe you'll learn from it"
Ruiri: "No, I very much doubt that."
#TheArchers
Hannah: Well, maybe you'll learn from it"
Ruiri: "No, I very much doubt that."
#TheArchers
"One thing you need to remember about the public is that they are stupid." I think Hannah is my spirit animal #TheArchers
February 15, 2026 at 7:20 PM
"One thing you need to remember about the public is that they are stupid." I think Hannah is my spirit animal #TheArchers
"You know this pub crawl which is such a big part of village life but nobody has mentioned before?"
"Yeah..."
#TheArchers
"Yeah..."
#TheArchers
February 15, 2026 at 7:15 PM
"You know this pub crawl which is such a big part of village life but nobody has mentioned before?"
"Yeah..."
#TheArchers
"Yeah..."
#TheArchers
Ruiri is going to breach biodiversity guidelines, isn't he, the big eejit #TheArchers
February 15, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Ruiri is going to breach biodiversity guidelines, isn't he, the big eejit #TheArchers
Refreshingly dull episode today. I love #TheArchers
February 15, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Refreshingly dull episode today. I love #TheArchers
Hooray it's Hannah the Pig Lady #TheArchers
February 15, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Hooray it's Hannah the Pig Lady #TheArchers
Oh good, Pip and Stella's party is Friday. Something to look forward to. ##TheArchers
britney spears is making a funny face with her tongue out .
ALT: britney spears is making a funny face with her tongue out .
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February 15, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Oh good, Pip and Stella's party is Friday. Something to look forward to. ##TheArchers
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Because you're worth it....
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
February 15, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Because you're worth it....
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
This commentating duo on #bbcwinterolympics crack me up, I ❤️them so much
February 15, 2026 at 11:41 AM
This commentating duo on #bbcwinterolympics crack me up, I ❤️them so much
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Actually, correct that. The second half of the omnuibus, when we're not at Brookfield, will be a treat. #TheArchers
February 15, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Actually, correct that. The second half of the omnuibus, when we're not at Brookfield, will be a treat. #TheArchers
So, who is in line for a spell at HMP Felpersham?
- George: out on license, gets nicked for attempted blackmail.
- Brian: gets nicked when he admits the offence?
- Ruairi : gets nicked when he admits to the offence when he knows Brine is going down.
#TheArchers
- George: out on license, gets nicked for attempted blackmail.
- Brian: gets nicked when he admits the offence?
- Ruairi : gets nicked when he admits to the offence when he knows Brine is going down.
#TheArchers
February 14, 2026 at 10:29 PM
So, who is in line for a spell at HMP Felpersham?
- George: out on license, gets nicked for attempted blackmail.
- Brian: gets nicked when he admits the offence?
- Ruairi : gets nicked when he admits to the offence when he knows Brine is going down.
#TheArchers
- George: out on license, gets nicked for attempted blackmail.
- Brian: gets nicked when he admits the offence?
- Ruairi : gets nicked when he admits to the offence when he knows Brine is going down.
#TheArchers
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Brine offers words of advice:
“Ruari, you’re too purty for prison. Let me pervert the course of justice for you & you can carry on my beacon in life”
#TheArchers
“Ruari, you’re too purty for prison. Let me pervert the course of justice for you & you can carry on my beacon in life”
#TheArchers
February 13, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Brine offers words of advice:
“Ruari, you’re too purty for prison. Let me pervert the course of justice for you & you can carry on my beacon in life”
#TheArchers
“Ruari, you’re too purty for prison. Let me pervert the course of justice for you & you can carry on my beacon in life”
#TheArchers
I do admire Brine for one thing, he's the only person in Ambridge who would use the word hifalooting. And no, i dont know how to spell it and I cant be arsed looking it up
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
February 13, 2026 at 7:18 PM
I do admire Brine for one thing, he's the only person in Ambridge who would use the word hifalooting. And no, i dont know how to spell it and I cant be arsed looking it up
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
Is "browsing the Valentine aisle" a euphemism? #TheArchers
February 13, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Is "browsing the Valentine aisle" a euphemism? #TheArchers
What else do you remember Ruth? Shagging the farmhand? #TheArchers
February 13, 2026 at 7:12 PM
What else do you remember Ruth? Shagging the farmhand? #TheArchers
Entitled Archer family wriggling out of it again. And they won't realise this is close to what George did. The Ambridge hierarchy in action. #TheArchers.
February 13, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Entitled Archer family wriggling out of it again. And they won't realise this is close to what George did. The Ambridge hierarchy in action. #TheArchers.
Prison will tough for a lad like *spoiler* #TheArchers
February 13, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Prison will tough for a lad like *spoiler* #TheArchers
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An everyday story of prison folk! #TheArchers
February 12, 2026 at 7:19 PM
An everyday story of prison folk! #TheArchers
So do we find out tomorrow, or is it going to be a boring episode of #TheArchers Either way, George needs to go to the cops, not deal with it himself.
February 11, 2026 at 9:48 PM
So do we find out tomorrow, or is it going to be a boring episode of #TheArchers Either way, George needs to go to the cops, not deal with it himself.