The news about Harlequin translators getting fired en masse?

You should care about that. They're doing it there because they think nobody gives a shit about romance and so it's fine to experiment with it first.

I was in the shop and there was another mum with a kid about the same age doing the same thing and we get to the end of the aisle and the kid goes “mummy! We’re at the end!” And she mutters under her breath “of my wits”

I bout lost it