LimeriTweets aka WoodyGuth3
limeritweets.bsky.social
LimeriTweets aka WoodyGuth3
@limeritweets.bsky.social
I am a limericist and musician based in New York City. I write limericks and am considering a migration from Twitter before it becomes X.
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SPEAKER JOHNSON SUPPORTS TAXPAYER-FUNDED SHUTDOWN VACATIONS

Mike Johnson the Speaker can say
The government is shutdown today

..from his Washington dome
..he sent the House home

& gave them vacation with pay.

#mikejohnson #governmentshutdown2025 #TrumpsGovernmentShutdown
oprah winfrey is holding a microphone and dancing on a stage .
ALT: oprah winfrey is holding a microphone and dancing on a stage .
media.tenor.com
October 9, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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RAMBLING TRUMP BRAGS TO UN FOR AN HOUR

At the UN, Donald Trump gave his speech
Like a dullard who’s attempting to preach

..it seems like a gamble
..to spew and to ramble

And brag that he lives on a beach.

#TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #TrumpIsOnTheEpsteinList #UNGA80
a close up of a man in a christmas outfit with the words `` you sit on a throne of lies '' .
ALT: a close up of a man in a christmas outfit with the words `` you sit on a throne of lies '' .
media.tenor.com
September 23, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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‪TRUMP IRKED BY 97% BAD PRESS REPORTS‬

‪Donald Trump is beginning to preach‬
‪He learned lessons that he’d like to teach‬

‪..he’d like to impress‬
‪..that he gets such Bad Press‬

‪& now he has to cancel Free Speech.‬

‪#FreedomOfSpeech #FreeSpeech #TrumpIsAGlobalLaughingStock #fcc‬
a cartoon monkey holding a microphone with speech bubbles that say free speech and you can 't cancel
ALT: a cartoon monkey holding a microphone with speech bubbles that say free speech and you can 't cancel
media.tenor.com
September 20, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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‪TRUMP IRKED BY 97% BAD PRESS REPORTS‬

‪Donald Trump is beginning to preach‬
‪He learned lessons that he’d like to teach‬

‪..he’d like to impress‬
‪..that he gets such Bad Press‬

‪& now he has to cancel Free Speech.‬

‪#FreedomOfSpeech #FreeSpeech #TrumpIsAGlobalLaughingStock #fcc‬
a cartoon monkey holding a microphone with speech bubbles that say free speech and you can 't cancel
ALT: a cartoon monkey holding a microphone with speech bubbles that say free speech and you can 't cancel
media.tenor.com
September 20, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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FCC CHAIR CARR CANCELS FREE SPEECH ON TV

FCC Chairman Brendan Carr
Is acting like a King or a Tsar

..he’d like to declare
..that Kimmel and Colbert

Are taking their free speech too far.

#FreeSpeech #JimmyKimmelLive #Colbert #brendancarr #FCC #Project2025
a man wearing headphones says " you 're cancelled " in white letters
ALT: a man wearing headphones says " you 're cancelled " in white letters
media.tenor.com
September 18, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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POOP DONALD HAS PAPAL DREAMS

Donald Trump may look like a dope
Deluded & unable to cope

..he acts like a bully
..pretending he’s Holy

& dressing like a Catholic & Pope.

#PopeFrancis #PoopDonald #TrumpIsBrainDead #TrumpIsAGlobalLaughingStock #trumpisunfit #PoopPantsis
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media.tenor.com
May 3, 2025 at 12:51 PM