LimeriTweets aka WoodyGuth3
@limeritweets.bsky.social
I am a limericist and musician based in New York City. I write limericks and am considering a migration from Twitter before it becomes X.
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TRUMP SICKENS CEO WITH DEADLY GAS
Republicans are starting to crack
From breathing Trump’s dirty blowback
..but it wasn’t too smart
..when they heard him fart
And someone had a heart attack.
#TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #ovaloffice #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
TRUMP SICKENS CEO WITH DEADLY GAS
Republicans are starting to crack
From breathing Trump’s dirty blowback
..but it wasn’t too smart
..when they heard him fart
And someone had a heart attack.
#TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #ovaloffice #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
a man says you smell that what is that
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media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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TRUMP SICKENS CEO WITH DEADLY GAS
Republicans are starting to crack
From breathing Trump’s dirty blowback
..but it wasn’t too smart
..when they heard him fart
And someone had a heart attack.
#TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #ovaloffice #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
TRUMP SICKENS CEO WITH DEADLY GAS
Republicans are starting to crack
From breathing Trump’s dirty blowback
..but it wasn’t too smart
..when they heard him fart
And someone had a heart attack.
#TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #ovaloffice #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
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SPEAKER JOHNSON’S DERELECTION OF DUTY
As he plans his next line of attack
Mike Johnson is starting to crack
..he says like a perv
..Grivalva will serve
But only if I call Congress back.
#adelita #adelitagrijalva #mikejohnson #RepublicanShutdown #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
SPEAKER JOHNSON’S DERELECTION OF DUTY
As he plans his next line of attack
Mike Johnson is starting to crack
..he says like a perv
..Grivalva will serve
But only if I call Congress back.
#adelita #adelitagrijalva #mikejohnson #RepublicanShutdown #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair and looking down .
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media.tenor.com
October 20, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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SPEAKER JOHNSON’S DERELECTION OF DUTY
As he plans his next line of attack
Mike Johnson is starting to crack
..he says like a perv
..Grivalva will serve
But only if I call Congress back.
#adelita #adelitagrijalva #mikejohnson #RepublicanShutdown #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
SPEAKER JOHNSON’S DERELECTION OF DUTY
As he plans his next line of attack
Mike Johnson is starting to crack
..he says like a perv
..Grivalva will serve
But only if I call Congress back.
#adelita #adelitagrijalva #mikejohnson #RepublicanShutdown #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
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REPUBLICANS MOCK NO KINGS PROTESTS
Republicans are pulling the strings
With all of the mud that it slings
..they’ll casually frown
..against #GovernmentShutdown
But won’t dare stand up against Kings.
#NoKings #RepublicanShutdown #MAGACultMorons #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice
REPUBLICANS MOCK NO KINGS PROTESTS
Republicans are pulling the strings
With all of the mud that it slings
..they’ll casually frown
..against #GovernmentShutdown
But won’t dare stand up against Kings.
#NoKings #RepublicanShutdown #MAGACultMorons #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice
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media.tenor.com
October 10, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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REPUBLICANS MOCK NO KINGS PROTESTS
Republicans are pulling the strings
With all of the mud that it slings
..they’ll casually frown
..against #GovernmentShutdown
But won’t dare stand up against Kings.
#NoKings #RepublicanShutdown #MAGACultMorons #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice
REPUBLICANS MOCK NO KINGS PROTESTS
Republicans are pulling the strings
With all of the mud that it slings
..they’ll casually frown
..against #GovernmentShutdown
But won’t dare stand up against Kings.
#NoKings #RepublicanShutdown #MAGACultMorons #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice
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SPEAKER JOHNSON SUPPORTS TAXPAYER-FUNDED SHUTDOWN VACATIONS
Mike Johnson the Speaker can say
The government is shutdown today
..from his Washington dome
..he sent the House home
& gave them vacation with pay.
#mikejohnson #governmentshutdown2025 #TrumpsGovernmentShutdown
SPEAKER JOHNSON SUPPORTS TAXPAYER-FUNDED SHUTDOWN VACATIONS
Mike Johnson the Speaker can say
The government is shutdown today
..from his Washington dome
..he sent the House home
& gave them vacation with pay.
#mikejohnson #governmentshutdown2025 #TrumpsGovernmentShutdown
October 9, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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SPEAKER JOHNSON SUPPORTS TAXPAYER-FUNDED SHUTDOWN VACATIONS
Mike Johnson the Speaker can say
The government is shutdown today
..from his Washington dome
..he sent the House home
& gave them vacation with pay.
#mikejohnson #governmentshutdown2025 #TrumpsGovernmentShutdown
SPEAKER JOHNSON SUPPORTS TAXPAYER-FUNDED SHUTDOWN VACATIONS
Mike Johnson the Speaker can say
The government is shutdown today
..from his Washington dome
..he sent the House home
& gave them vacation with pay.
#mikejohnson #governmentshutdown2025 #TrumpsGovernmentShutdown
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RAMBLING TRUMP BRAGS TO UN FOR AN HOUR
At the UN, Donald Trump gave his speech
Like a dullard who’s attempting to preach
..it seems like a gamble
..to spew and to ramble
And brag that he lives on a beach.
#TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #TrumpIsOnTheEpsteinList #UNGA80
RAMBLING TRUMP BRAGS TO UN FOR AN HOUR
At the UN, Donald Trump gave his speech
Like a dullard who’s attempting to preach
..it seems like a gamble
..to spew and to ramble
And brag that he lives on a beach.
#TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #TrumpIsOnTheEpsteinList #UNGA80
two men in suits and ties are sitting next to each other and one is pointing at the other 's head .
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media.tenor.com
September 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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RAMBLING TRUMP BRAGS TO UN FOR AN HOUR
At the UN, Donald Trump gave his speech
Like a dullard who’s attempting to preach
..it seems like a gamble
..to spew and to ramble
And brag that he lives on a beach.
#TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #TrumpIsOnTheEpsteinList #UNGA80
RAMBLING TRUMP BRAGS TO UN FOR AN HOUR
At the UN, Donald Trump gave his speech
Like a dullard who’s attempting to preach
..it seems like a gamble
..to spew and to ramble
And brag that he lives on a beach.
#TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #TrumpIsOnTheEpsteinList #UNGA80
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TRUMP IRKED BY 97% BAD PRESS REPORTS
Donald Trump is beginning to preach
He learned lessons that he’d like to teach
..he’d like to impress
..that he gets such Bad Press
& now he has to cancel Free Speech.
#FreedomOfSpeech #FreeSpeech #TrumpIsAGlobalLaughingStock #fcc
TRUMP IRKED BY 97% BAD PRESS REPORTS
Donald Trump is beginning to preach
He learned lessons that he’d like to teach
..he’d like to impress
..that he gets such Bad Press
& now he has to cancel Free Speech.
#FreedomOfSpeech #FreeSpeech #TrumpIsAGlobalLaughingStock #fcc
September 20, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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TRUMP IRKED BY 97% BAD PRESS REPORTS
Donald Trump is beginning to preach
He learned lessons that he’d like to teach
..he’d like to impress
..that he gets such Bad Press
& now he has to cancel Free Speech.
#FreedomOfSpeech #FreeSpeech #TrumpIsAGlobalLaughingStock #fcc
TRUMP IRKED BY 97% BAD PRESS REPORTS
Donald Trump is beginning to preach
He learned lessons that he’d like to teach
..he’d like to impress
..that he gets such Bad Press
& now he has to cancel Free Speech.
#FreedomOfSpeech #FreeSpeech #TrumpIsAGlobalLaughingStock #fcc
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FCC CHAIR CARR CANCELS FREE SPEECH ON TV
FCC Chairman Brendan Carr
Is acting like a King or a Tsar
..he’d like to declare
..that Kimmel and Colbert
Are taking their free speech too far.
#FreeSpeech #JimmyKimmelLive #Colbert #brendancarr #FCC #Project2025
FCC CHAIR CARR CANCELS FREE SPEECH ON TV
FCC Chairman Brendan Carr
Is acting like a King or a Tsar
..he’d like to declare
..that Kimmel and Colbert
Are taking their free speech too far.
#FreeSpeech #JimmyKimmelLive #Colbert #brendancarr #FCC #Project2025
a man wearing headphones says " you 're cancelled " in white letters
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media.tenor.com
September 18, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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FCC CHAIR CARR CANCELS FREE SPEECH ON TV
FCC Chairman Brendan Carr
Is acting like a King or a Tsar
..he’d like to declare
..that Kimmel and Colbert
Are taking their free speech too far.
#FreeSpeech #JimmyKimmelLive #Colbert #brendancarr #FCC #Project2025
FCC CHAIR CARR CANCELS FREE SPEECH ON TV
FCC Chairman Brendan Carr
Is acting like a King or a Tsar
..he’d like to declare
..that Kimmel and Colbert
Are taking their free speech too far.
#FreeSpeech #JimmyKimmelLive #Colbert #brendancarr #FCC #Project2025
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REPUBLICANS BLAME LEFTISTS FOR KIRK MURDER
Republicans were quite quick to jump
And ID each Leftist as a Chump
..they made a Big Error
..saying MURDER IS TERROR
Though their Assassin’s a Supporter of Trump.
#CharlieKirkdead #CharlieKirk #TylerRobinson #DemsUnited
REPUBLICANS BLAME LEFTISTS FOR KIRK MURDER
Republicans were quite quick to jump
And ID each Leftist as a Chump
..they made a Big Error
..saying MURDER IS TERROR
Though their Assassin’s a Supporter of Trump.
#CharlieKirkdead #CharlieKirk #TylerRobinson #DemsUnited
a man wearing a blue jacket and white shirt is smiling .
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media.tenor.com
September 13, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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REPUBLICANS BLAME LEFTISTS FOR KIRK MURDER
Republicans were quite quick to jump
And ID each Leftist as a Chump
..they made a Big Error
..saying MURDER IS TERROR
Though their Assassin’s a Supporter of Trump.
#CharlieKirkdead #CharlieKirk #TylerRobinson #DemsUnited
REPUBLICANS BLAME LEFTISTS FOR KIRK MURDER
Republicans were quite quick to jump
And ID each Leftist as a Chump
..they made a Big Error
..saying MURDER IS TERROR
Though their Assassin’s a Supporter of Trump.
#CharlieKirkdead #CharlieKirk #TylerRobinson #DemsUnited
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TRUMP’S FACE IS DROOPING AT MEMORIAL
The Press may deliver a scoop
That Trump looks like he’s out of the loop
..they’ll attempt to evoke
..that he just had a stroke
& his face is beginning to droop.
#trumpstroke #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles
TRUMP’S FACE IS DROOPING AT MEMORIAL
The Press may deliver a scoop
That Trump looks like he’s out of the loop
..they’ll attempt to evoke
..that he just had a stroke
& his face is beginning to droop.
#trumpstroke #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles
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media.tenor.com
September 11, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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TRUMP’S FACE IS DROOPING AT MEMORIAL
The Press may deliver a scoop
That Trump looks like he’s out of the loop
..they’ll attempt to evoke
..that he just had a stroke
& his face is beginning to droop.
#trumpstroke #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles
TRUMP’S FACE IS DROOPING AT MEMORIAL
The Press may deliver a scoop
That Trump looks like he’s out of the loop
..they’ll attempt to evoke
..that he just had a stroke
& his face is beginning to droop.
#trumpstroke #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles
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EPSTEIN TRUMP FILES PRESS CONFERENCE
Donald Trump will declare by default
All the Evidence is kept in a Vault
..but he’ll lose some mystique
..when the Survivors speak
About the rapes & sexual assault.
#EpsteinTrumpFiles #TrumpEpsteinPedoCoverUp #trumpdead #trumpisunfit
EPSTEIN TRUMP FILES PRESS CONFERENCE
Donald Trump will declare by default
All the Evidence is kept in a Vault
..but he’ll lose some mystique
..when the Survivors speak
About the rapes & sexual assault.
#EpsteinTrumpFiles #TrumpEpsteinPedoCoverUp #trumpdead #trumpisunfit
two men are posing for a picture and one has a pink tie on
ALT: two men are posing for a picture and one has a pink tie on
media.tenor.com
September 10, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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EPSTEIN TRUMP FILES PRESS CONFERENCE
Donald Trump will declare by default
All the Evidence is kept in a Vault
..but he’ll lose some mystique
..when the Survivors speak
About the rapes & sexual assault.
#EpsteinTrumpFiles #TrumpEpsteinPedoCoverUp #trumpdead #trumpisunfit
EPSTEIN TRUMP FILES PRESS CONFERENCE
Donald Trump will declare by default
All the Evidence is kept in a Vault
..but he’ll lose some mystique
..when the Survivors speak
About the rapes & sexual assault.
#EpsteinTrumpFiles #TrumpEpsteinPedoCoverUp #trumpdead #trumpisunfit
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TRUMPFLATION IS WRECKING THE NATION
Americans will say with a smile
Republicans may stay in denial
..with all the #trumpflation
..still wrecking the Nation
Because Trump is a pervy pedophile.
#TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice
TRUMPFLATION IS WRECKING THE NATION
Americans will say with a smile
Republicans may stay in denial
..with all the #trumpflation
..still wrecking the Nation
Because Trump is a pervy pedophile.
#TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice
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media.tenor.com
September 10, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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TRUMPFLATION IS WRECKING THE NATION
Americans will say with a smile
Republicans may stay in denial
..with all the #trumpflation
..still wrecking the Nation
Because Trump is a pervy pedophile.
#TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice
TRUMPFLATION IS WRECKING THE NATION
Americans will say with a smile
Republicans may stay in denial
..with all the #trumpflation
..still wrecking the Nation
Because Trump is a pervy pedophile.
#TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice
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PUTIN OWNS TRUMP, ATTACKS NATO ALLIES
Donald Trump should be catching some flack
Since it’s too late for him to backtrack
..he preached to the choir
..we need no ceasefire
& now Russia is on the Attack.
#PutinOwnsTrump #Russia #NATO #polanddefense #TrumpIsARussianAsset
PUTIN OWNS TRUMP, ATTACKS NATO ALLIES
Donald Trump should be catching some flack
Since it’s too late for him to backtrack
..he preached to the choir
..we need no ceasefire
& now Russia is on the Attack.
#PutinOwnsTrump #Russia #NATO #polanddefense #TrumpIsARussianAsset
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ALT: donald trump and vladimir putin shaking hands in front of an american flag
media.tenor.com
September 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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PUTIN OWNS TRUMP, ATTACKS NATO ALLIES
Donald Trump should be catching some flack
Since it’s too late for him to backtrack
..he preached to the choir
..we need no ceasefire
& now Russia is on the Attack.
#PutinOwnsTrump #Russia #NATO #polanddefense #TrumpIsARussianAsset
PUTIN OWNS TRUMP, ATTACKS NATO ALLIES
Donald Trump should be catching some flack
Since it’s too late for him to backtrack
..he preached to the choir
..we need no ceasefire
& now Russia is on the Attack.
#PutinOwnsTrump #Russia #NATO #polanddefense #TrumpIsARussianAsset
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TRUMPFLATION IS WRECKING THE NATION
Americans will say with a smile
Republicans may stay in denial
..with all the #trumpflation
..still wrecking the Nation
Because Trump is a pervy pedophile.
#TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice
TRUMPFLATION IS WRECKING THE NATION
Americans will say with a smile
Republicans may stay in denial
..with all the #trumpflation
..still wrecking the Nation
Because Trump is a pervy pedophile.
#TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice
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media.tenor.com
September 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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TRUMPFLATION IS WRECKING THE NATION
Americans will say with a smile
Republicans may stay in denial
..with all the #trumpflation
..still wrecking the Nation
Because Trump is a pervy pedophile.
#TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice
TRUMPFLATION IS WRECKING THE NATION
Americans will say with a smile
Republicans may stay in denial
..with all the #trumpflation
..still wrecking the Nation
Because Trump is a pervy pedophile.
#TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice
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TRUMP HECKLED AND BOOED AT DC DINNER
Donald Trump may be misconstrued
When he sat down for Steak and Seafood
..he made a wisecrack
..about the Russian attack
So he's heckled & jeered & he's booed.
#russiaIsATerroristState #TrumpIsARussianAsset #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
TRUMP HECKLED AND BOOED AT DC DINNER
Donald Trump may be misconstrued
When he sat down for Steak and Seafood
..he made a wisecrack
..about the Russian attack
So he's heckled & jeered & he's booed.
#russiaIsATerroristState #TrumpIsARussianAsset #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
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media.tenor.com
September 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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TRUMP HECKLED AND BOOED AT DC DINNER
Donald Trump may be misconstrued
When he sat down for Steak and Seafood
..he made a wisecrack
..about the Russian attack
So he's heckled & jeered & he's booed.
#russiaIsATerroristState #TrumpIsARussianAsset #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
TRUMP HECKLED AND BOOED AT DC DINNER
Donald Trump may be misconstrued
When he sat down for Steak and Seafood
..he made a wisecrack
..about the Russian attack
So he's heckled & jeered & he's booed.
#russiaIsATerroristState #TrumpIsARussianAsset #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
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TRUMP IGNORES PUTIN'S ATTACK ON POLAND
After Russia's recent drone attack
Donald Trump is beginning to crack
..he'd like to ignore
..Putin's liminal war
While Poland just gets the blowback.
#RussiaUkraine #poland #Putinspuppet #PutinOwnsTrump #russiaIsATerroristState
TRUMP IGNORES PUTIN'S ATTACK ON POLAND
After Russia's recent drone attack
Donald Trump is beginning to crack
..he'd like to ignore
..Putin's liminal war
While Poland just gets the blowback.
#RussiaUkraine #poland #Putinspuppet #PutinOwnsTrump #russiaIsATerroristState
a puppet of donald trump sitting at a desk
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media.tenor.com
September 10, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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TRUMP IGNORES PUTIN'S ATTACK ON POLAND
After Russia's recent drone attack
Donald Trump is beginning to crack
..he'd like to ignore
..Putin's liminal war
While Poland just gets the blowback.
#RussiaUkraine #poland #Putinspuppet #PutinOwnsTrump #russiaIsATerroristState
TRUMP IGNORES PUTIN'S ATTACK ON POLAND
After Russia's recent drone attack
Donald Trump is beginning to crack
..he'd like to ignore
..Putin's liminal war
While Poland just gets the blowback.
#RussiaUkraine #poland #Putinspuppet #PutinOwnsTrump #russiaIsATerroristState
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TACO TRUMP IS BEGINNING TO POUT
As people are raising new doubt
#TACOTrump is beginning to pout
..from here to Morocco
..they’re calling him #TACO
That’s cuz #TrumpAlwaysChickensOut.
#TrumpTariffs #trumptaco #TACOTrump #TACO #TrumpIsAGlobalLaughingStock #trumprecession
TACO TRUMP IS BEGINNING TO POUT
As people are raising new doubt
#TACOTrump is beginning to pout
..from here to Morocco
..they’re calling him #TACO
That’s cuz #TrumpAlwaysChickensOut.
#TrumpTariffs #trumptaco #TACOTrump #TACO #TrumpIsAGlobalLaughingStock #trumprecession
a man in a suit and tie is holding a pie in front of his head and giving a thumbs up
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding a pie in front of his head and giving a thumbs up
media.tenor.com
May 29, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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TACO TRUMP IS BEGINNING TO POUT
As people are raising new doubt
#TACOTrump is beginning to pout
..from here to Morocco
..they’re calling him #TACO
That’s cuz #TrumpAlwaysChickensOut.
#TrumpTariffs #trumptaco #TACOTrump #TACO #TrumpIsAGlobalLaughingStock #trumprecession
TACO TRUMP IS BEGINNING TO POUT
As people are raising new doubt
#TACOTrump is beginning to pout
..from here to Morocco
..they’re calling him #TACO
That’s cuz #TrumpAlwaysChickensOut.
#TrumpTariffs #trumptaco #TACOTrump #TACO #TrumpIsAGlobalLaughingStock #trumprecession
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TACO TRUMP ALWAYS CHICKENS OUT
The truth in case there was doubt
Donald Trump may be losing his clout
..his tariffs will reveal
..he loses every deal
That’s because Trump Always Chickens Out.
#Trumptaco #tacotrump #trumptariffs #trumprecession
TACO TRUMP ALWAYS CHICKENS OUT
The truth in case there was doubt
Donald Trump may be losing his clout
..his tariffs will reveal
..he loses every deal
That’s because Trump Always Chickens Out.
#Trumptaco #tacotrump #trumptariffs #trumprecession
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media.tenor.com
May 29, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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TACO TRUMP ALWAYS CHICKENS OUT
The truth in case there was doubt
Donald Trump may be losing his clout
..his tariffs will reveal
..he loses every deal
That’s because Trump Always Chickens Out.
#Trumptaco #tacotrump #trumptariffs #trumprecession
TACO TRUMP ALWAYS CHICKENS OUT
The truth in case there was doubt
Donald Trump may be losing his clout
..his tariffs will reveal
..he loses every deal
That’s because Trump Always Chickens Out.
#Trumptaco #tacotrump #trumptariffs #trumprecession
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TRUMP PLANNING A BIRTHDAY PARADE
Donald Trump will celebrate his birth
With a display that shows what he’s worth
..part of the charade
..is he’ll plan a parade
That will be the biggest on Earth.
#TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #birthdayparade #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice
TRUMP PLANNING A BIRTHDAY PARADE
Donald Trump will celebrate his birth
With a display that shows what he’s worth
..part of the charade
..is he’ll plan a parade
That will be the biggest on Earth.
#TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #birthdayparade #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice
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media.tenor.com
May 3, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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TRUMP PLANNING A BIRTHDAY PARADE
Donald Trump will celebrate his birth
With a display that shows what he’s worth
..part of the charade
..is he’ll plan a parade
That will be the biggest on Earth.
#TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #birthdayparade #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice
TRUMP PLANNING A BIRTHDAY PARADE
Donald Trump will celebrate his birth
With a display that shows what he’s worth
..part of the charade
..is he’ll plan a parade
That will be the biggest on Earth.
#TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #birthdayparade #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice
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POOP DONALD HAS PAPAL DREAMS
Donald Trump may look like a dope
Deluded & unable to cope
..he acts like a bully
..pretending he’s Holy
& dressing like a Catholic & Pope.
#PopeFrancis #PoopDonald #TrumpIsBrainDead #TrumpIsAGlobalLaughingStock #trumpisunfit #PoopPantsis
POOP DONALD HAS PAPAL DREAMS
Donald Trump may look like a dope
Deluded & unable to cope
..he acts like a bully
..pretending he’s Holy
& dressing like a Catholic & Pope.
#PopeFrancis #PoopDonald #TrumpIsBrainDead #TrumpIsAGlobalLaughingStock #trumpisunfit #PoopPantsis
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media.tenor.com
May 3, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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POOP DONALD HAS PAPAL DREAMS
Donald Trump may look like a dope
Deluded & unable to cope
..he acts like a bully
..pretending he’s Holy
& dressing like a Catholic & Pope.
#PopeFrancis #PoopDonald #TrumpIsBrainDead #TrumpIsAGlobalLaughingStock #trumpisunfit #PoopPantsis
POOP DONALD HAS PAPAL DREAMS
Donald Trump may look like a dope
Deluded & unable to cope
..he acts like a bully
..pretending he’s Holy
& dressing like a Catholic & Pope.
#PopeFrancis #PoopDonald #TrumpIsBrainDead #TrumpIsAGlobalLaughingStock #trumpisunfit #PoopPantsis
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TRUMP CAVES TO CHINA IN TARIFFS WAR
Donald Trump must have had quite enough
With his bullying and acting so tough
..but we cannot ignore
..in the Trump Tariffs War
China won by just calling his bluff.
#TrumpTariffs #ChinaTrade #trumpcaved #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice
TRUMP CAVES TO CHINA IN TARIFFS WAR
Donald Trump must have had quite enough
With his bullying and acting so tough
..but we cannot ignore
..in the Trump Tariffs War
China won by just calling his bluff.
#TrumpTariffs #ChinaTrade #trumpcaved #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice
April 22, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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TRUMP CAVES TO CHINA IN TARIFFS WAR
Donald Trump must have had quite enough
With his bullying and acting so tough
..but we cannot ignore
..in the Trump Tariffs War
China won by just calling his bluff.
#TrumpTariffs #ChinaTrade #trumpcaved #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice
TRUMP CAVES TO CHINA IN TARIFFS WAR
Donald Trump must have had quite enough
With his bullying and acting so tough
..but we cannot ignore
..in the Trump Tariffs War
China won by just calling his bluff.
#TrumpTariffs #ChinaTrade #trumpcaved #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice
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TRUMP RELEASES DETAILS FROM PHYSICAL
Donald Trump is happy to admit
The doctor said he’s healthy and fit
..but wonders never cease
..he’s not quite obese
6 foot 3 and still full of bullsh*t.
#scaring #TrumpIsUnfit #TrumpPhysical #MAGACultMorons
#TrumpMarketCrash
TRUMP RELEASES DETAILS FROM PHYSICAL
Donald Trump is happy to admit
The doctor said he’s healthy and fit
..but wonders never cease
..he’s not quite obese
6 foot 3 and still full of bullsh*t.
#scaring #TrumpIsUnfit #TrumpPhysical #MAGACultMorons
#TrumpMarketCrash
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April 13, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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TRUMP RELEASES DETAILS FROM PHYSICAL
Donald Trump is happy to admit
The doctor said he’s healthy and fit
..but wonders never cease
..he’s not quite obese
6 foot 3 and still full of bullsh*t.
#scaring #TrumpIsUnfit #TrumpPhysical #MAGACultMorons
#TrumpMarketCrash
TRUMP RELEASES DETAILS FROM PHYSICAL
Donald Trump is happy to admit
The doctor said he’s healthy and fit
..but wonders never cease
..he’s not quite obese
6 foot 3 and still full of bullsh*t.
#scaring #TrumpIsUnfit #TrumpPhysical #MAGACultMorons
#TrumpMarketCrash
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SCARY RESULTS FROM TRUMP PHYSICAL
Donald Trump would like to appear
As a man who is driven by fear
..so his doctor’s declaring
..that there was a “scaring”
Not a “scarring” on the top of his ear.
#TrumpPhysical #TrumpStockMarketCrash #TrumpTariffs #TrumpIsUnfit
SCARY RESULTS FROM TRUMP PHYSICAL
Donald Trump would like to appear
As a man who is driven by fear
..so his doctor’s declaring
..that there was a “scaring”
Not a “scarring” on the top of his ear.
#TrumpPhysical #TrumpStockMarketCrash #TrumpTariffs #TrumpIsUnfit
April 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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SCARY RESULTS FROM TRUMP PHYSICAL
Donald Trump would like to appear
As a man who is driven by fear
..so his doctor’s declaring
..that there was a “scaring”
Not a “scarring” on the top of his ear.
#TrumpPhysical #TrumpStockMarketCrash #TrumpTariffs #TrumpIsUnfit
SCARY RESULTS FROM TRUMP PHYSICAL
Donald Trump would like to appear
As a man who is driven by fear
..so his doctor’s declaring
..that there was a “scaring”
Not a “scarring” on the top of his ear.
#TrumpPhysical #TrumpStockMarketCrash #TrumpTariffs #TrumpIsUnfit
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TRUMP DECLARES NATIONAL EMERGENCY
Donald Trump says with great urgency
It’s a National Emergency
..he glares and he glowers
..about Extraordinary Powers
And then teams up with the Insurgency.
#TrumpTariffs #stockmarketcrash #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #nationalemergency
TRUMP DECLARES NATIONAL EMERGENCY
Donald Trump says with great urgency
It’s a National Emergency
..he glares and he glowers
..about Extraordinary Powers
And then teams up with the Insurgency.
#TrumpTariffs #stockmarketcrash #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #nationalemergency
a bald man giving a peace sign with the word emergency behind him
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April 9, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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TRUMP DECLARES NATIONAL EMERGENCY
Donald Trump says with great urgency
It’s a National Emergency
..he glares and he glowers
..about Extraordinary Powers
And then teams up with the Insurgency.
#TrumpTariffs #stockmarketcrash #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #nationalemergency
TRUMP DECLARES NATIONAL EMERGENCY
Donald Trump says with great urgency
It’s a National Emergency
..he glares and he glowers
..about Extraordinary Powers
And then teams up with the Insurgency.
#TrumpTariffs #stockmarketcrash #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #nationalemergency
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WISCONSIN REBUKES MUSK ELECTION
Though the results may look like a fluke
Elon Musk must be ready to puke
..he’ll go on a tirade
..about the millions he paid
But Wisconsin just delivered its rebuke.
#WisconsinSupremeCourt #WisconsinElection #ElonMusk #WisconsinVotes
WISCONSIN REBUKES MUSK ELECTION
Though the results may look like a fluke
Elon Musk must be ready to puke
..he’ll go on a tirade
..about the millions he paid
But Wisconsin just delivered its rebuke.
#WisconsinSupremeCourt #WisconsinElection #ElonMusk #WisconsinVotes
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April 2, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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WISCONSIN REBUKES MUSK ELECTION
Though the results may look like a fluke
Elon Musk must be ready to puke
..he’ll go on a tirade
..about the millions he paid
But Wisconsin just delivered its rebuke.
#WisconsinSupremeCourt #WisconsinElection #ElonMusk #WisconsinVotes
WISCONSIN REBUKES MUSK ELECTION
Though the results may look like a fluke
Elon Musk must be ready to puke
..he’ll go on a tirade
..about the millions he paid
But Wisconsin just delivered its rebuke.
#WisconsinSupremeCourt #WisconsinElection #ElonMusk #WisconsinVotes