LimeriTweets aka WoodyGuth3
limeritweets.bsky.social
LimeriTweets aka WoodyGuth3
@limeritweets.bsky.social
I am a limericist and musician based in New York City. I write limericks and am considering a migration from Twitter before it becomes X.
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‪TRUMP SICKENS CEO WITH DEADLY GAS‬

‪Republicans are starting to crack‬
‪From breathing Trump’s dirty blowback‬

‪..but it wasn’t too smart‬
‪..when they heard him fart‬

‪And someone had a heart attack.‬

‪#TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #ovaloffice #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
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November 7, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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SPEAKER JOHNSON’S DERELECTION OF DUTY

As he plans his next line of attack
Mike Johnson is starting to crack

..he says like a perv
..Grivalva will serve

But only if I call Congress back.

#adelita #adelitagrijalva #mikejohnson #RepublicanShutdown #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
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October 20, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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REPUBLICANS MOCK NO KINGS PROTESTS

Republicans are pulling the strings
With all of the mud that it slings

..they’ll casually frown
..against #GovernmentShutdown

But won’t dare stand up against Kings.

#NoKings #RepublicanShutdown #MAGACultMorons #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice
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October 10, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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SPEAKER JOHNSON SUPPORTS TAXPAYER-FUNDED SHUTDOWN VACATIONS

Mike Johnson the Speaker can say
The government is shutdown today

..from his Washington dome
..he sent the House home

& gave them vacation with pay.

#mikejohnson #governmentshutdown2025 #TrumpsGovernmentShutdown
October 9, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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RAMBLING TRUMP BRAGS TO UN FOR AN HOUR

At the UN, Donald Trump gave his speech
Like a dullard who’s attempting to preach

..it seems like a gamble
..to spew and to ramble

And brag that he lives on a beach.

#TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #TrumpIsOnTheEpsteinList #UNGA80
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September 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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‪TRUMP IRKED BY 97% BAD PRESS REPORTS‬

‪Donald Trump is beginning to preach‬
‪He learned lessons that he’d like to teach‬

‪..he’d like to impress‬
‪..that he gets such Bad Press‬

‪& now he has to cancel Free Speech.‬

‪#FreedomOfSpeech #FreeSpeech #TrumpIsAGlobalLaughingStock #fcc‬
September 20, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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FCC CHAIR CARR CANCELS FREE SPEECH ON TV

FCC Chairman Brendan Carr
Is acting like a King or a Tsar

..he’d like to declare
..that Kimmel and Colbert

Are taking their free speech too far.

#FreeSpeech #JimmyKimmelLive #Colbert #brendancarr #FCC #Project2025
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September 18, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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REPUBLICANS BLAME LEFTISTS FOR KIRK MURDER

Republicans were quite quick to jump
And ID each Leftist as a Chump

..they made a Big Error
..saying MURDER IS TERROR

Though their Assassin’s a Supporter of Trump.

#CharlieKirkdead #CharlieKirk #TylerRobinson #DemsUnited
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September 13, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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TRUMP’S FACE IS DROOPING AT MEMORIAL

The Press may deliver a scoop
That Trump looks like he’s out of the loop

..they’ll attempt to evoke
..that he just had a stroke

& his face is beginning to droop.

#trumpstroke #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles
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September 11, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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EPSTEIN TRUMP FILES PRESS CONFERENCE

Donald Trump will declare by default
All the Evidence is kept in a Vault

..but he’ll lose some mystique
..when the Survivors speak

About the rapes & sexual assault.

#EpsteinTrumpFiles #TrumpEpsteinPedoCoverUp #trumpdead #trumpisunfit
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September 10, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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TRUMPFLATION IS WRECKING THE NATION

Americans will say with a smile
Republicans may stay in denial

..with all the #trumpflation
..still wrecking the Nation

Because Trump is a pervy pedophile.

#TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice
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September 10, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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PUTIN OWNS TRUMP, ATTACKS NATO ALLIES

Donald Trump should be catching some flack
Since it’s too late for him to backtrack

..he preached to the choir
..we need no ceasefire

& now Russia is on the Attack.

#PutinOwnsTrump #Russia #NATO #polanddefense #TrumpIsARussianAsset
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September 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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TRUMPFLATION IS WRECKING THE NATION

Americans will say with a smile
Republicans may stay in denial

..with all the #trumpflation
..still wrecking the Nation

Because Trump is a pervy pedophile.

#TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice
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September 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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TRUMP HECKLED AND BOOED AT DC DINNER

Donald Trump may be misconstrued
When he sat down for Steak and Seafood

..he made a wisecrack
..about the Russian attack

So he's heckled & jeered & he's booed.

#russiaIsATerroristState #TrumpIsARussianAsset #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
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September 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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TRUMP IGNORES PUTIN'S ATTACK ON POLAND

After Russia's recent drone attack
Donald Trump is beginning to crack

..he'd like to ignore
..Putin's liminal war

While Poland just gets the blowback.

#RussiaUkraine #poland #Putinspuppet #PutinOwnsTrump #russiaIsATerroristState
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September 10, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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TACO TRUMP IS BEGINNING TO POUT

As people are raising new doubt
#TACOTrump is beginning to pout

..from here to Morocco
..they’re calling him #TACO

That’s cuz #TrumpAlwaysChickensOut.

#TrumpTariffs #trumptaco #TACOTrump #TACO #TrumpIsAGlobalLaughingStock #trumprecession
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May 29, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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TACO TRUMP ALWAYS CHICKENS OUT

The truth in case there was doubt
Donald Trump may be losing his clout

..his tariffs will reveal
..he loses every deal

That’s because Trump Always Chickens Out.

#Trumptaco #tacotrump #trumptariffs #trumprecession
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May 29, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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TRUMP PLANNING A BIRTHDAY PARADE

Donald Trump will celebrate his birth
With a display that shows what he’s worth

..part of the charade
..is he’ll plan a parade

That will be the biggest on Earth.

#TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #birthdayparade #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice
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May 3, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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POOP DONALD HAS PAPAL DREAMS

Donald Trump may look like a dope
Deluded & unable to cope

..he acts like a bully
..pretending he’s Holy

& dressing like a Catholic & Pope.

#PopeFrancis #PoopDonald #TrumpIsBrainDead #TrumpIsAGlobalLaughingStock #trumpisunfit #PoopPantsis
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May 3, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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TRUMP CAVES TO CHINA IN TARIFFS WAR

Donald Trump must have had quite enough
With his bullying and acting so tough

..but we cannot ignore
..in the Trump Tariffs War

China won by just calling his bluff.

#TrumpTariffs #ChinaTrade #trumpcaved #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice
April 22, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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TRUMP RELEASES DETAILS FROM PHYSICAL

Donald Trump is happy to admit
The doctor said he’s healthy and fit

..but wonders never cease
..he’s not quite obese

6 foot 3 and still full of bullsh*t.

#scaring #TrumpIsUnfit #TrumpPhysical #MAGACultMorons
#TrumpMarketCrash
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April 13, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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SCARY RESULTS FROM TRUMP PHYSICAL

Donald Trump would like to appear
As a man who is driven by fear

..so his doctor’s declaring
..that there was a “scaring”

Not a “scarring” on the top of his ear.

#TrumpPhysical #TrumpStockMarketCrash #TrumpTariffs #TrumpIsUnfit
April 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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TRUMP DECLARES NATIONAL EMERGENCY

Donald Trump says with great urgency
It’s a National Emergency

..he glares and he glowers
..about Extraordinary Powers

And then teams up with the Insurgency.

#TrumpTariffs #stockmarketcrash #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #nationalemergency
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April 9, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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WISCONSIN REBUKES MUSK ELECTION

Though the results may look like a fluke
Elon Musk must be ready to puke

..he’ll go on a tirade
..about the millions he paid

But Wisconsin just delivered its rebuke.

#WisconsinSupremeCourt #WisconsinElection #ElonMusk #WisconsinVotes
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April 2, 2025 at 3:13 AM