LimeriTweets aka WoodyGuth3
limeritweets.bsky.social
LimeriTweets aka WoodyGuth3
@limeritweets.bsky.social
I am a limericist and musician based in New York City. I write limericks and am considering a migration from Twitter before it becomes X.
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‪TRUMP IRKED BY 97% BAD PRESS REPORTS‬

‪Donald Trump is beginning to preach‬
‪He learned lessons that he’d like to teach‬

‪..he’d like to impress‬
‪..that he gets such Bad Press‬

‪& now he has to cancel Free Speech.‬

‪#FreedomOfSpeech #FreeSpeech #TrumpIsAGlobalLaughingStock #fcc‬
September 20, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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TRUMP CAVES TO CHINA IN TARIFFS WAR

Donald Trump must have had quite enough
With his bullying and acting so tough

..but we cannot ignore
..in the Trump Tariffs War

China won by just calling his bluff.

#TrumpTariffs #ChinaTrade #trumpcaved #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice
April 22, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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SCARY RESULTS FROM TRUMP PHYSICAL

Donald Trump would like to appear
As a man who is driven by fear

..so his doctor’s declaring
..that there was a “scaring”

Not a “scarring” on the top of his ear.

#TrumpPhysical #TrumpStockMarketCrash #TrumpTariffs #TrumpIsUnfit
April 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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VP VANCE THREATENS DENMARK

Vice President Vance from a Military base
Says that Denmark is not keeping pace

..so he makes the demand
..we’ll be taking Greenland

So you better get out of this place!

#JDVance #Vance #GreenlandNotForSale #Denmark #greenlanders
March 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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PETE HEGSETH IS A WANNABE CRUSADER

The reason we’re feeling betrayed
Is the poor judgment Pete Hegseth displayed

..he shared secrets of the scheme
..with a War Planning Team

& got tattoos for the next Trump Crusade.

#PeteHegseth #HegsethMustResign #signalgate #Crusades #whiskeyleaks
March 28, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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TRUMP DECLARES RUSSIAN VICTORY

Donald Trump maybe breaking the news
With an offer Putin cannot refuse

..he’ll declare with a grin
..A TOTAL RUSSIAN WIN

That Ukraine was destined to lose.

#RussiaUkraineWar #UkraineRussianWar #TrumpPutinsUsefulidiot
#PutinsPuppet
March 18, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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TRUMP DECLARES RUSSIAN VICTORY

Donald Trump maybe breaking the news
With an offer Putin cannot refuse

..he’ll declare with a grin
..A TOTAL RUSSIAN WIN

That Ukraine was destined to lose.

#RussiaUkraineWar #UkraineRussianWar #TrumpPutinsUsefulidiot
#PutinsPuppet
March 18, 2025 at 9:35 AM
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TRUMP ATTACKING ENOLA GAY FOR BEING GAY

Donald Trump like the dumbest cliche
Is putting his dumb on display

..it sounds like a joke
..he’s ratting out the woke

By erasing the Enola Gay.

#EnolaGay #DEI #WokeCensorship #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice

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March 7, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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ELON MUSK ATTACKING US WITH DOGE CHAINSAW

Elon Musk with his babies and wives
Doesn’t care if our country survives

..he’ll ignore the law
..while wielding chainsaw

& attacking the #NationalArchives.

#dogechainsaw #ElonMuskIsANationalSecurityThreat #MAGACultMorons #nara
February 24, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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MUSK THREATENS TO FIRE FED WORK FORCE AND TRUMP

Elon Musk has decided like a jerk
remote workers are expected to shirk

..so he threatens the Nation
..because Trump’s on vacation

And on Monday, won’t report to work.

#TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #muskisacriminal
February 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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TRUMP BLAMES UKRAINE FOR RUSSIAN INVASION

Donald Trump will attempt to exalt
Russia for its military assault

..he takes the occasion
..to claim their invasion

Is entirely the Ukrainians’ fault.

#RussiaUkraineWar #SlavaUkraïni #RussianUkrainianWar #PutinOwnsTrump
February 19, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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ELON MUSK MISREADS DOGE DATA DUMPS

Elon Musk may attempt to refute
Why the numbers do not quite compute

..he’s inciting the Aryans
..blaming centenarians

And misinterpreting the data in dispute.

#ElonMuskIsANationalSecurityThreat #DOGE #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice
February 17, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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MATT GAETZ AND HIS UNDER-AGE DATES

Former Congressman and rapist Matt GAETZ
Found better ways to score on his dates

..his slickest solution
..was under-age prostitution

When the girls were wearing roller skates.

#mattgaetz #GaetzReport #MAGACultMorons #gaetz
December 23, 2024 at 4:53 PM
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TRUMP NOMINATES GUILFOYLE FOR LESBOS

After receiving her non-disclosure release
Trump exploited Don Jr’s side piece

..Kimberly GUILFOYLE
..proved that she is loyal

So he exiled her to Lesbos in Greece.

#kimberlyguilfoyle #TrumpCabinet #TrumpJr #TraitorTrump
December 11, 2024 at 1:55 PM
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COWARD TRUMP IS TOO AFRAID

Donald Trump maybe cowering in fear
With every insult and each smear

..but he’ll say with a snort
..I will not go to Court

Because he’s too scared to appear.

#TrumpIsACoward #COWARDTrump #judgeengoron
December 11, 2023 at 9:51 PM
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COWARD TRUMP COWERS FROM NY COURT

Trump’s attorneys would like to deny
Trump is hurt and beginning to cry

..they act extra pious
..by blaming the bias

As the reason he won’t testify.

#TrumpIsACoward #CowardTrump #judgeengoron #trumpindictments
December 11, 2023 at 9:50 PM
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FORMER SPEAKER MCCARTHY SCUTTLEBUTT

The scuttlebutt that came over the transom
Kevin McCarthy is weaselly and handsome

..but when House Freedom Caucus
..got rebellious and raucous

George Santos demanded a ransom.

#kevinmccarthy #McCarthy #housespeaker #georgesantos
December 6, 2023 at 6:44 PM
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TRUMP PLOTTED TO STAY IN POWER

Donald Trump in case you forgot
Was desperate to further the plot

..so he seemed to believe
..if he refused to leave

He could stay in the White House and squat.

#DonaldTrump #trumpcrimefamily
November 25, 2023 at 12:48 PM
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TRUMP’S SISTER ONCE SAID TO HIS FACE

Trump’s sister once said to his face

“My brother you’re a Total Disgrace

..for there’s no denying
..you’re always lying

And you’re cruel and appeal to the base.”

#maryannetrumpbarry #TrumpCrimeFamily #DonaldTrump
November 14, 2023 at 1:31 PM
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IVANKA AS THE LAST AND THE WORST

Ivanka as the Last and the Worst
Was coached and has clearly rehearsed

..so she’s Blaming her Brothers
..Dad, Jared and Others

For the Fraud and the Banks they coerced.

#ivanka #ivankatrump #trumpCrimeFamily #JudgeEngoron
#TrumpTrial
November 9, 2023 at 2:59 PM

IVANKA ON HER WAY LOOKS HER BEST

Ivanka on her way looks her best
Radiant and snappy; well-dressed

..she struts Hot & Hammily
..to taunts of FRAUD FAMILY

And left everyone unimpressed.

#TrumpCrimeFamily #IvankaTrump #trumptrial #ivanka #TrumpIsACriminal #judgeengoron
November 9, 2023 at 2:58 PM
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TRUMP TRIES INSANITY STRATEGY IN COURT

Trump’s Attorneys won’t admit that their goal
Is for Trump to act out of control

..they use Court decorum
..for Rally and Forum

And pray for a mistrial loophole.

#TrumpIndictment #judgeengoron #TrumpCrimeFamily
November 6, 2023 at 9:22 PM
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TRUMP CHILDREN DECLARE UNDER OATH

The Trump children declare under oath
Their Values are inflated for Growth

..they state in Defiance
..this isn’t a Science

Cuz they’re Cheaters or Liars or Both.

#TrumpCrimeFamily #DonaldTrumpJr #EricTrump #ivankatrump
#JudgeEngoron
November 3, 2023 at 6:31 PM
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IVANKA TRUMP TRIES TO PULL OUT OF COURT

Ivanka Trump to MAGA applause
Asked Engoron’s Court for a bit of a pause

..the appearance she’d skip
..is an undue hardship

Cuz she’s meeting the school’s Santa Claus.

#ivankatrump #TrumpCrimeFamily #Judgeengoron
November 3, 2023 at 2:48 PM
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MYSTERIOUS MAGA MIKE AND HIS ADOPTED FAMILY

Mike Johnson has hit a home run

With a backstory that seems so homespun

..but some may disparage
..two years before Marriage

He adopted an African son.

#mikejohnson #speakerjohnson

#GOPClownShow #magacult
October 31, 2023 at 2:18 PM