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and their two balls
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geftokingmongoose.bsky.social
Beavis and Butt-head placed in front of the skull tower from the Bone temple in the movie 28 Years Later with text that reads "Heh check it out Beavis The 'Bone' Temple"
August 9, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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adamsandler.click
well daft punk is cumming in my ass, a-my ass
[bass guitar]
they're blowing some ropes, kid, blowing sooooooome ropes
[bass guitar]
May 27, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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farnerb0cken.bsky.social
sorry about that post from 20 minutes ago that was the old me
May 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
limecrisis.bsky.social
Cool spider in my house
March 14, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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hanjuri.love
now that i can upload longer videos its time to upload one of the best videos of all time. content warning: vomit
March 11, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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arghzombies.com
You know who should've won an Oscar last night? The person who designed the little 'Gravity on / off' buttons in Alien Romulus.
An dusty, industrial looking control panel in a wall. There are two big white square buttons on it. The one on the left has a red border and the letter 'i' touching the bottom, representing a person stuck to the ground (the dot of the i being their head). The 2nd button also has a red border, but inside the button is an upside down stickman figure, arms and legs spread out. To indicate this person is floating around helplessly in zero-gravity.
March 3, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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lovexombie.bsky.social
December 10, 2024 at 1:07 AM
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lucavi.bsky.social
mood:
December 8, 2024 at 11:01 PM
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gloomfather.bsky.social
(Having a sip of beer and DMing my chivalrous virtues chat) Courage is so goated dude (Having another sip and texting my squire) my Garb looked like shit today btw...
November 15, 2024 at 6:44 PM
limecrisis.bsky.social
🎵 these balls were made for pissin
July 7, 2024 at 1:53 AM
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seantcollins.com
<Gotye voice> Then an Uber driver SUCKED me OFF!?
June 1, 2024 at 8:56 PM
limecrisis.bsky.social
It's wild how much free time people without kids have. They truly have no idea
January 21, 2024 at 3:42 PM
limecrisis.bsky.social
If a filmmaker uses any movie making technique at all even like "cameras" or "actors" people on the internet will compare it to David Lynch
November 18, 2023 at 12:06 AM
limecrisis.bsky.social
thinking about people who cheated to carry all the gold in the new vegas dlc and getting actively mad. I am an adult in charge of my own feelings
September 12, 2023 at 1:21 PM
limecrisis.bsky.social
I couldn't really tell you why but Tom cruise pisses me off
August 6, 2023 at 2:07 AM
limecrisis.bsky.social
I'm like 6 months away
tricialockwood.bsky.social Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · Aug 3
88-year-old man just entered the restaurant, ordered a burger with “every kind of cheese,” drank two beers in 10 minutes and then began making a series of “beast noises”
August 4, 2023 at 1:04 AM
limecrisis.bsky.social
saw a guy wearing one of these but it was tucker carlson. What could it mean
The Carmela shirt
July 24, 2023 at 1:19 AM
limecrisis.bsky.social
someday I will post
July 21, 2023 at 3:13 AM