Jolly Lily
@lilythegoober.bsky.social
She/her
Been here since October 31st 2023!!
Pfp by Soroush Barazesh
Been here since October 31st 2023!!
Pfp by Soroush Barazesh
The song grandma got run over by a reindeer is lowkey tragic when you strip away the candy cane coating of the lyrics
November 24, 2025 at 1:17 PM
The song grandma got run over by a reindeer is lowkey tragic when you strip away the candy cane coating of the lyrics
If I see another southern holding a confederate flag saying it’s not racist, it’s just their heritage, I’m going to burn their flag and say it’s my heritage, New England (and the rest of the north I guess) 🔛🔝 forever.
November 24, 2025 at 4:30 AM
If I see another southern holding a confederate flag saying it’s not racist, it’s just their heritage, I’m going to burn their flag and say it’s my heritage, New England (and the rest of the north I guess) 🔛🔝 forever.
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This pic goes HARDER! 🔥🔥🔥
November 22, 2025 at 10:08 PM
This pic goes HARDER! 🔥🔥🔥
Hate the new Walmart Christmas ads where instead of Santa Claus & the elves & the North Pole they have the grinch & The whos & whoville for reasons I do not understand.
November 23, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Hate the new Walmart Christmas ads where instead of Santa Claus & the elves & the North Pole they have the grinch & The whos & whoville for reasons I do not understand.
On the 7th day of rizzmas, Kai Cenat gave to me 7 bottles of mustard, 6 munting mangoes, 5 blumpkins!!!
November 19, 2025 at 1:19 AM
On the 7th day of rizzmas, Kai Cenat gave to me 7 bottles of mustard, 6 munting mangoes, 5 blumpkins!!!
Goat Simulator has permanently altered my perception of reality
November 18, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Goat Simulator has permanently altered my perception of reality
Call me a capitalist the way I love bread
November 17, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Call me a capitalist the way I love bread
New AI brain chip can do literally everything your brain already can and nothing more! Now you don’t even have to type a ChatGPT prompt, ChatGPT can both think up and answer the prompt for you!
November 15, 2025 at 5:22 AM
New AI brain chip can do literally everything your brain already can and nothing more! Now you don’t even have to type a ChatGPT prompt, ChatGPT can both think up and answer the prompt for you!
Labubu movie vs skibidi toilet movie vs Toy Story 6 or 7 for best picture 2028
November 14, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Labubu movie vs skibidi toilet movie vs Toy Story 6 or 7 for best picture 2028
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November 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Looking at Amazon Music’s “My Discovery Mix” feels like when a parent says “I know everything about you!” And then “everything” is exclusively shit from when you were twelve.
November 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Looking at Amazon Music’s “My Discovery Mix” feels like when a parent says “I know everything about you!” And then “everything” is exclusively shit from when you were twelve.
Chat am I trippin or do strawberries thatve been sitting in the fridge for a week taste like the smell of gasoline at the gas station?
November 12, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Chat am I trippin or do strawberries thatve been sitting in the fridge for a week taste like the smell of gasoline at the gas station?
All I want for Christmas is the return of physical media on a large scale.
November 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
All I want for Christmas is the return of physical media on a large scale.
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Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
Making Hot Pockets in the break room microwave should be a war crime ngl
November 4, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Making Hot Pockets in the break room microwave should be a war crime ngl
Driving with one of them fancy shape glasses & telling the cop I thought the red light was a Christmas light
November 2, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Driving with one of them fancy shape glasses & telling the cop I thought the red light was a Christmas light
Breaking: Sony considering adding new tiers to PlayStation+, these tiers would be called “PlayStation-“ and “PlayStation”. Rumor has it, “PlayStation-“ is free, and “PlayStation” is required for the console to actually function, and will cost 30 bucks a year.
October 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Breaking: Sony considering adding new tiers to PlayStation+, these tiers would be called “PlayStation-“ and “PlayStation”. Rumor has it, “PlayStation-“ is free, and “PlayStation” is required for the console to actually function, and will cost 30 bucks a year.
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Me at the first part: haha hell yeah
Me at the second part: countries just do this what the fuck
Me at the second part: countries just do this what the fuck
Goku voice actor Masako Nozawa was selected as a Person of Cultural Merit by Japan 🇯🇵
• She's the first voice actor ever to receive this honor
• The government will pay her $23K annually for life
• She's the first voice actor ever to receive this honor
• The government will pay her $23K annually for life
October 20, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Me at the first part: haha hell yeah
Me at the second part: countries just do this what the fuck
Me at the second part: countries just do this what the fuck
A Hollywood couple will split and everyone will be like “who could have seen this coming?” As if they didn’t start dating when one of them was 17 and the other was 38
October 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
A Hollywood couple will split and everyone will be like “who could have seen this coming?” As if they didn’t start dating when one of them was 17 and the other was 38
Boo!!! This sucks!!! We hate AI!!!! We want shows and movies written by humans!!
Despite early, and familiar, copyright growing pains, Sora may be the prelude to AI-generated on-demand TV and movies
Want to See Marilyn Monroe in Game of Thrones? AI Could Make It Soon
Despite early, and familiar, copyright growing pains, Sora may be the prelude to AI-generated on-demand TV and movies
www.scientificamerican.com
October 15, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Boo!!! This sucks!!! We hate AI!!!! We want shows and movies written by humans!!
Living in a small town is seeing someone you know at the store and acting like you’re shocked to see them there as if it isn’t the only grocery store in town
October 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Living in a small town is seeing someone you know at the store and acting like you’re shocked to see them there as if it isn’t the only grocery store in town
Working retail is so crazy, I just saw three elementary schoolers in a trench coat attempt to buy “1 alcohol please” with a fake ID. How did they even get this?
October 11, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Working retail is so crazy, I just saw three elementary schoolers in a trench coat attempt to buy “1 alcohol please” with a fake ID. How did they even get this?
Yo Gabba Gabba lowkey had peak character design
October 5, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Yo Gabba Gabba lowkey had peak character design