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lilbluegem.bsky.social
Actually, I think they’re thinking of the Sengir Vampire
The Magic the Gathering card: Sengir Vampire A 4/4 Flying creature that gains +1/+1 for every creature that dies during a turn when the vampire damaged it. The eponymous vampire appears with pale jaundiced skin, accented with red veiny streaks, and appears to be preparing to tongue an overly large vein or artery in front of it.
October 19, 2025 at 5:05 AM
lilbluegem.bsky.social
A movie poster for the Steve Martin movie: “Cheaper by the Dozen”, displaying Steve Martin in the center wearing blue and looking very Steve Martinish, and having the rest of the cast behind him in a clockwise semi-circle, decreasing in size by age
October 17, 2025 at 4:18 AM
lilbluegem.bsky.social
Now … next question: a sedan like you have presented …

… or a pickup truck:
An orange and grey cargo bicycle, it has a large cargo bay in front that stretches the front wheel further from the handle bars, with enough space to hold a person. It appears to have an electric motor to support the driving.
September 26, 2025 at 6:14 PM
lilbluegem.bsky.social
The Corvid Conspiracy approves of this message.
Two members of the Corvid Conspiracy, from the board game Root. On the left, a Corvid wearing a sword, with a smug smile suggesting they are up to mischief and/or tomfoolery. On the right, a Corvid sitting on a crate, possibly carrying some goods. The lights are on, but no one is home … or at least … that’s what they want you to think.
August 29, 2025 at 8:33 PM
lilbluegem.bsky.social
Time for another exciting episode of Bog Fen Swamp Marsh!!!
Picture of Bog: A bog or more is a wetland that is acidic Picture of Fen: A fen is a wetland that is alkaline Picture of Swamp: A swamp is a wetland whose dominant vegetation is trees and woody plants Picture of Marsh: A marsh is a wetland with other forms of vegetation dominant
August 4, 2025 at 12:25 AM
lilbluegem.bsky.social
Let me explain … no … there is too much … let me sum up …

(Source: Shortpacked! www.shortpacked.com/comic/flowch...)
Source: https://www.shortpacked.com/comic/flowchart Panel 1 Optimus Prime: OKAY, BEFORE I GO ALL SUBZERO ON YOU, I REALLY GOTTA KNOW… TELL ME, MEGATRON, HOW MANY OVERLAPPING ULTIMATE PLANS DO YO AVE GOING ON AT THE SAME TIME Megatron: WHAT, RIGHT NOW? Panel 2 Optimus Prime: I’M JUST SAYING WITH THE ALLSPARK, THE SOLAR HARVESTER, AND NOW THIS SPACE BRIDGE THING….. TAKEN TOGETHER, THEY DON'T MAKE CHRONOLOGICAL SENSE. I JUST NEED A FLOWCHART, YOU KNOW? Megatron: I JUST HAVE A ON. I'M GOOD AT MULTITASKING! Panel 3 Optimus Prime: OKAY … LET'S NAIL THIS DOWN. SO A FEW HUNDRED YEARS AGO YOU CHASE THE ALLSPARK INTO SPACE. AT THIS POINT IN TIME YOU'VE ALSO GOT TWO DISTINCT, YET VERY COMPLICATED, CENTURIES-SPANNING ENTANGLEMENTS GoinG on WITH BOTH THE FALLEN AND SENTINEL PRIME. YOU NEED ME DEAD TO REVIVE THE FALLEN, BUT YOU NEED ME ALIVE TO LOCATE SENTINEL. SO WERE YOU JUST THAT CONFIENT IN SAM'S ABILITY TO LOCATE AND CARRY A SOCK FULL OF MATRIX SUCCESSFULLY THROUGH THE DESERT, OR...? Megatron: YES Panel 4 Optimus Prime: AND NEITHER OF THOSE PLANS WORK IF THE OTHER SUCCEEDS. Megatron: I DON'T LIKE TO PUT ALL MY EGGS IN ONE BASKET. Panel 5 Optimus Prime: THIS IS ALL VERY IMPRESSIVE FOR A GUY WHO'S BEEN FROZEN IN THE BASEMENT FOR THE PAST SEVERAL HUNDRED YEARS. Megatron: YOU КПОW HOW FREELANCE WORK IS! YOU'RE NEVER OFF THE CLOCK.
June 16, 2025 at 7:56 PM
lilbluegem.bsky.social
And yet Tesla stock remains roughly where it was on Election Day …

… it’s hard for me to see where they are actually worried about anything.
6-month chart of Tesla stock prices, with the price on Nov 5, 2024 called out. Current price: 250.74 USD Nov 5, 2024 price: 251.44 USD
April 24, 2025 at 1:46 AM
lilbluegem.bsky.social
Androgynous (but femme leaning) person with cat ears, wearing cute shorts, and a trans-colored shirt. Text across the middle: “Was a boy, but I ceased and de-cised”
April 22, 2025 at 11:20 PM
lilbluegem.bsky.social
Excerpt from El Goonish Shive Panel 1, Grace and Tedd facing each other Tedd: “I’m— That’s a thing? There’s a name for it?” Panel 2, Grace smooching a stunned looking Tedd on the cheek: Grace: “Yes. And there’s nothing wrong with it.” Tedd: “There’s a name for it …”
April 21, 2025 at 10:24 PM
lilbluegem.bsky.social
George Bush Meme: George Bush looking stunned as he is told, “A second bag of Cadbury mini eggs had been acquired.”
April 21, 2025 at 12:13 AM
lilbluegem.bsky.social
I am … deeply afraid that I’ll figure things out and come out like this:
Text: “How I came out” Slide 1: Closet door, closed, intact Slide 2: Explosion, destroying aforementioned door in fire and *BOOM* Slide 3: Door in flaming wreckage, trans girl running out shouting, “I am never going back!!!” with a sense of joy and accomplishment Slide 4: Trans girl looking at camera, looking cute and joyful, saying, “And I never did.”
April 17, 2025 at 2:00 AM
lilbluegem.bsky.social
Tesla Stock is officially below where it was on Election Day!

May it continue to crash and crater.
Graph showing Tesla Stock price over the last 6 months. Closing price as of March 10 5:17pm EDT: 222.15 USD Closing price on Nov 5, 2024 (Election Day): 251.44 USD
March 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
lilbluegem.bsky.social
Lots of people cheering about Tesla stock site its performance in the last 1D or 5D — I prefer bigger picture numbers.

Tesla stock is currently only 30 points away from where it was on Election Day, and that’s a very solid shift given the size of the post-election bubble.
A chart of Tesla stock over a 6M window of time, with a callout at Nov 5, 2024 (USA 2024 Election Day), displaying the price at that time as 251.44 USD.
March 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
lilbluegem.bsky.social
I agree completely — I notice lots of people showing a stock fall, but the display is 1d or similar, and we need the big picture to really care about trends.

I will say that Tesla is only 30 points away from its Election Day score.

Keep up the good work everyone.
A chart of Tesla stock value over the last 6M. A marker on Nov 5, 2024 (USA 2024 Election Day) shows the price was 251.44 USD.
March 4, 2025 at 2:56 PM
lilbluegem.bsky.social
This is your energy right here! (h/t @dorinnaga.bsky.social for making amazing art)

… and I am here for it, as always!
A sketch of a cute, punky greenskin-style goblin wielding a spiked baseball bat and an open, fulminating bottle, a patchy trench coat, striped thigh-highs and lace-up boots. The slogan “Become Ungovernable, Become Goblin” surrounds the picture.
March 4, 2025 at 6:52 AM
lilbluegem.bsky.social
Well … reviewing your posts, you definitely aren’t basic, so no fen vibes … so you could be bog vibes.

But I feel like “battplug” suggests wood, dominance, and swamp vibes.
Four images of wetlands: - A bog or more is a wetland that is acidic - A fen is a wetland that is alkaline - A swamp is a wetland whose dominant vegetation is trees and woody plants - A marsh is a wetland with other forms of vegetation dominant
February 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
lilbluegem.bsky.social
On the one hand, I agree with this completely — less is more.

On the other hand: Jeff Laubenstein
A troll elementalist with a dragon familiar and a crystal hovering between his hands. The troll is a tall humanoid with thick curved horns sprouting from his forehead, a magician’s cassock, and a braided beard matching his flowing locks. He is wearing robes with armored shoulder pads that suggest a magic user who has seen combat and desires protection. Across both of his shoulders is a long, reptilian creature resembling a stretched limo version of a bearded dragon. He has a kind, satisfied expression as he contemplates a spray of crystals hovering between his hands at around stomach level. The art has been done in black and white, using line density to evoke shading, rather than actual shading — you can see every fold in his well starched sleeves and imagine you could count every hair in his beard.
January 19, 2025 at 9:52 PM
lilbluegem.bsky.social
Counter Argument: This comment and so many threads — bsky.app/profile/bigg...
Screenshot of 3-post exchange on BlueSky: @biggertable.blue This is nice to read. By contrast, Joel Osteen, whose church had made him millions of dollars richer, would not allow his cock to be used as a temporary home for victims of hurricane Katrina @biggertable.blue Omg.... this app needs en edit button.... (or more careful posters) Sorry about that @nameshiv.bsky.social this post is why there should never be an edit button, we would lose this art you have created
December 23, 2024 at 8:07 AM
lilbluegem.bsky.social
I don’t have an ominous tower, just tiddies of power.
San Onofre Nuclear Power Plant at sunset, as seen from the freeway. The twin cooling domes rise out of the ground like a pair of concrete breasts, with small elements on top that resemble erect nipples, tipped with red lights.
December 13, 2024 at 2:45 AM
lilbluegem.bsky.social
DIGGY DIGGY HOLE, DIGGING A HOLE!!!!
Pandora list of recent favorite songs: - Mexico by Alestorm - Against the Tide by Sail North - Diggy Diggy Hole by Wind Rose - Pumping Blood (a user playlist) - Commander Shepard by Miracle of Sound - The Death of Tragedy album by Abney Park - Airship Pirate by Abney Park Currently playing: Whiskey You’re the Devil by Gaelic Storm (paused)
December 5, 2024 at 8:16 AM