Kendrick: actually
Kendrick: actually
HER: *all cute* Is that because you always deliver?
ME: *suddenly being attacked by a dog* It is not
HER: *all cute* Is that because you always deliver?
ME: *suddenly being attacked by a dog* It is not
Because if I lived in a place where:
- A single injury or illness could ruin my life financially,
- So many people carried guns in public,
- I could get sued for the tiniest thing,
I think I'd die from stress.
Her: Why did you leave these cranberries out?
Me: DON’T TOUCH THEM!!!
Her: What…Why???
Me: You have to let them linger.
Her: Why did you leave these cranberries out?
Me: DON’T TOUCH THEM!!!
Her: What…Why???
Me: You have to let them linger.