Turducken Carlson
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💙 Karaoke diva, lawyer, hobby baker, bar trivia assassin, world traveler, marathon runner, cat collector, true crime junkie, EV driver, PTSD disaster, boy mom, smartass. 💙 she/her
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Donica Lewinsky
Donica Lewinsky
November 15, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Donica Lewinsky
Donica Lewinsky
The White House comms office rn
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Behind the scenes
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November 15, 2025 at 12:17 AM
The White House comms office rn
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Am I in trouble
Am I in trouble
"'Cause when push comes to shove
I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love
… Da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da
Da-da, dat, dat, da-ya-da..."
I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love
… Da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da
Da-da, dat, dat, da-ya-da..."
November 14, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Am I in trouble
Am I in trouble
Why are Glen Powell's eyes so tiny
November 14, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Why are Glen Powell's eyes so tiny
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I was surprised, as always, by how easy the act of leaving was, and how good it felt. The world was suddenly rich with possibility.
—Jack Kerouac
—Jack Kerouac
November 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I was surprised, as always, by how easy the act of leaving was, and how good it felt. The world was suddenly rich with possibility.
—Jack Kerouac
—Jack Kerouac
Can I be shallow for a minute?
Abigail Spanberger has fantastic hair.
Abigail Spanberger has fantastic hair.
November 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Can I be shallow for a minute?
Abigail Spanberger has fantastic hair.
Abigail Spanberger has fantastic hair.
November 9, 2025 at 3:42 AM
November 7, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Only 24 hours after Mamdani was elected, and NYC kids are already using Arabic numerals
November 6, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Only 24 hours after Mamdani was elected, and NYC kids are already using Arabic numerals
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DC Man Beats the Wrap
Justice Department Eats It
It Was A 'Wich Trial
Sub Dominates DOJ
DC Man Beats the Wrap
Justice Department Eats It
It Was A 'Wich Trial
Sub Dominates DOJ
November 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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DC Man Beats the Wrap
Justice Department Eats It
It Was A 'Wich Trial
Sub Dominates DOJ
DC Man Beats the Wrap
Justice Department Eats It
It Was A 'Wich Trial
Sub Dominates DOJ
Without checking this morning's headlines or other social media feeds, I predict that the President of the United States is posting multiple unhinged and undignified rants that personally insult half the people in this country, with lots of misspelled words and incoherent sentence structures
November 5, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Without checking this morning's headlines or other social media feeds, I predict that the President of the United States is posting multiple unhinged and undignified rants that personally insult half the people in this country, with lots of misspelled words and incoherent sentence structures
I could smell the onions and the mustard
November 4, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I could smell the onions and the mustard
Why are Gatsby parties only ever thrown by people who have never read The Great Gatsby?
November 4, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Why are Gatsby parties only ever thrown by people who have never read The Great Gatsby?
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Dick in a Box
Dick in a Box
November 4, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Dick in a Box
Dick in a Box
What Bush/Cheney got away with seems so quaint these days.
November 4, 2025 at 4:14 PM
What Bush/Cheney got away with seems so quaint these days.
Reposted by Turducken Carlson
A third plane has struck Dick Cheney
November 4, 2025 at 1:00 PM
A third plane has struck Dick Cheney
"Trump is what a homeless person's idea of a rich person is." ~ John Mulaney
November 4, 2025 at 5:42 AM
"Trump is what a homeless person's idea of a rich person is." ~ John Mulaney
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Seoul Sucker
Seoul Sucker
October 31, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Seoul Sucker
Seoul Sucker
Breaking news:
Trump appoints Kim Kardashian head of NASA
Trump appoints Kim Kardashian head of NASA
October 31, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Breaking news:
Trump appoints Kim Kardashian head of NASA
Trump appoints Kim Kardashian head of NASA
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The Andrew Formerly Known As Prince
The Andrew Formerly Known As Prince
October 31, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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The Andrew Formerly Known As Prince
The Andrew Formerly Known As Prince
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The Prince Formerly Known As Andrew
The Prince Formerly Known As Andrew
October 31, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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The Prince Formerly Known As Andrew
The Prince Formerly Known As Andrew
Greetings from war-ravaged Memphis!
I literally saw 3 National Guardsmen on Beale Street, looking bored AF, ducking into a café 🤣
I literally saw 3 National Guardsmen on Beale Street, looking bored AF, ducking into a café 🤣
October 29, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Greetings from war-ravaged Memphis!
I literally saw 3 National Guardsmen on Beale Street, looking bored AF, ducking into a café 🤣
I literally saw 3 National Guardsmen on Beale Street, looking bored AF, ducking into a café 🤣
"The right of citizens of the United States to vote shall not be denied or abridged by the United States or by any state on account of sex."
October 27, 2025 at 4:46 PM
"The right of citizens of the United States to vote shall not be denied or abridged by the United States or by any state on account of sex."
Seen at Martin's BBQ in Nashville.
"If not us, then who? If not now, then when?" ~ John Lewis
"If not us, then who? If not now, then when?" ~ John Lewis
October 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Seen at Martin's BBQ in Nashville.
"If not us, then who? If not now, then when?" ~ John Lewis
"If not us, then who? If not now, then when?" ~ John Lewis