Turducken Carlson
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Have you seen the names of Megyn's actual kids?
November 14, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Have you seen the names of Megyn's actual kids?
But if men can't get dates with 15-year-olds without some type of coercion, how else will they become Libertarian?
November 14, 2025 at 7:35 PM
But if men can't get dates with 15-year-olds without some type of coercion, how else will they become Libertarian?
Hmmmm
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November 14, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Hmmmm
I'll also settle for a Mussolini ending or a Ceauşescu ending
November 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I'll also settle for a Mussolini ending or a Ceauşescu ending
"'Cause when push comes to shove
I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love
… Da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da
Da-da, dat, dat, da-ya-da..."
I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love
… Da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da
Da-da, dat, dat, da-ya-da..."
November 14, 2025 at 5:07 AM
"'Cause when push comes to shove
I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love
… Da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da
Da-da, dat, dat, da-ya-da..."
I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love
… Da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da
Da-da, dat, dat, da-ya-da..."
Imagine thinking you’re saying something sane and relatable and then it’s just “my cows are racist too” 😬
November 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Imagine thinking you’re saying something sane and relatable and then it’s just “my cows are racist too” 😬
You will enjoy this:
"I don't give a shit where the stuff I love comes from! I just love the stuff I love!"
"I don't give a shit where the stuff I love comes from! I just love the stuff I love!"
Patton Oswalt on the Star Wars Prequels
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November 12, 2025 at 8:44 PM
You will enjoy this:
"I don't give a shit where the stuff I love comes from! I just love the stuff I love!"
"I don't give a shit where the stuff I love comes from! I just love the stuff I love!"
It's also a power trip thing, ie "I'm so important I don't have to bother to write clearly." I've worked for a lot of law firm partners who wrote like this, sadly.
November 12, 2025 at 8:11 PM
It's also a power trip thing, ie "I'm so important I don't have to bother to write clearly." I've worked for a lot of law firm partners who wrote like this, sadly.
I'm a Gen-Xer who learned on an old typewriter and I've never written such garbled mess. These are just spoiled, poorly educated boys.
November 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I'm a Gen-Xer who learned on an old typewriter and I've never written such garbled mess. These are just spoiled, poorly educated boys.
Newsom is spewing slanderous lies.
Trump has the largest cankles. The most huge, so huge you wouldn't believe.
Trump has the largest cankles. The most huge, so huge you wouldn't believe.
November 12, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Newsom is spewing slanderous lies.
Trump has the largest cankles. The most huge, so huge you wouldn't believe.
Trump has the largest cankles. The most huge, so huge you wouldn't believe.
Looks like he beat the wrap
November 7, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Looks like he beat the wrap
He's a... hero
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November 6, 2025 at 7:56 PM
He's a... hero
The onion and the mustard could not be reached for comment
November 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
The onion and the mustard could not be reached for comment
Learn all about it in his book
November 6, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Learn all about it in his book