Saying “I could have done that” while watching your partner do the task after it sat undone for 3+ days is not the flex you think it is.
Just do the task before it sits so long your partner does it.
Saying “I could have done that” while watching your partner do the task after it sat undone for 3+ days is not the flex you think it is.
Just do the task before it sits so long your partner does it.
And in the process, white men will destroy this country just to not let a woman or poc be in charge.
And in the process, white men will destroy this country just to not let a woman or poc be in charge.
Using this thread to take it one thing at a time and keep me accountable.
First up, putting the groceries away.
Using this thread to take it one thing at a time and keep me accountable.
First up, putting the groceries away.
You can’t get a mortgage if you aren’t here legally.
How are they “taking” houses away from people here legally?
You can’t get a mortgage if you aren’t here legally.
How are they “taking” houses away from people here legally?
And yet the minute I get sick, I just want my mom
But not this mom, the one I knew growing up. Or, I suppose, the person I thought she was.
And yet the minute I get sick, I just want my mom
But not this mom, the one I knew growing up. Or, I suppose, the person I thought she was.
I’m gonna need to reschedule this illness for…18 years from now.
The comfort show has changed over the years.
Friends
Gilmore Girls
Big Bang Theory
Charmed (reboot)
Currently it’s Virgin River.
The comfort show has changed over the years.
Friends
Gilmore Girls
Big Bang Theory
Charmed (reboot)
Currently it’s Virgin River.
Can we talk about mental health now?
How many more people are going to lose their battle before we admit that mental health matters?
Can we talk about mental health now?
How many more people are going to lose their battle before we admit that mental health matters?
I’m gonna need to reschedule this illness for…18 years from now.
I’m gonna need to reschedule this illness for…18 years from now.
Me: want to go to bed?
2: yeah
Me: *pauses sesame street*
2: turn dat back on right now. I no need to go night night
Me: want to go to bed?
2: yeah
Me: *pauses sesame street*
2: turn dat back on right now. I no need to go night night
But no matter how many ways Disney tries to tell me it’s YouTube TVs fault, we all know it’s not.
So you do your thing, YouTube. Disney channels can wait.
But no matter how many ways Disney tries to tell me it’s YouTube TVs fault, we all know it’s not.
So you do your thing, YouTube. Disney channels can wait.
My brain: beating myself up all weekend for one small, insignificant mistake. You are better than that.
My brain: beating myself up all weekend for one small, insignificant mistake. You are better than that.
What do yall do when your headspace is extra bad?
What do yall do when your headspace is extra bad?
Things I want to text in my family group chat but can’t so I post them here
Things I want to text in my family group chat but can’t so I post them here
2.5 yr old: I pee in my underwear!
So potty training is going well….
2.5 yr old: I pee in my underwear!
So potty training is going well….
I’m so tired of my job
I’m so tired of this stupid country
I’m so tired
I’m so tired of my job
I’m so tired of this stupid country
I’m so tired
So much of my life makes sense now.
So much of my life makes sense now.
Why do I need to log into some app, add the tv, but the app can’t find the tv and none of this should be this difficult.
I don’t want an LG account.
Not everything needs an app.
Just let me fucking update the tv!
Why do I need to log into some app, add the tv, but the app can’t find the tv and none of this should be this difficult.
I don’t want an LG account.
Not everything needs an app.
Just let me fucking update the tv!
…not.
…not.