Lara
@lhubzzz.bsky.social
Overeducated. Women's sports fan. Here for funny takes and dog pics, mostly. 🌈
Guillermo del Toro's Eat, Pray, Love
Guillermo del Toro’s Dora the Explorer
Guillermo del Toro's It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
November 29, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Guillermo del Toro's Eat, Pray, Love
Why no replay in stadium for Sofia's goal, @washingtonspirit.com ?
October 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Why no replay in stadium for Sofia's goal, @washingtonspirit.com ?
Gonna start saying this when my son calls my name for the fifteenth time in a day.
What is it, what nameless, inscrutable, unearthly thing is it
September 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Gonna start saying this when my son calls my name for the fifteenth time in a day.
Can we talk about how bad that "hay comida en la casa" Doordash ad is?
August 2, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Can we talk about how bad that "hay comida en la casa" Doordash ad is?
Someone tell me I don't need more v-neck tees.
July 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Someone tell me I don't need more v-neck tees.
So it's only now becoming law in Virginia that adults have to wear seatbelts in the back seat of a car? Better late than never, I suppose...
June 28, 2025 at 12:44 PM
So it's only now becoming law in Virginia that adults have to wear seatbelts in the back seat of a car? Better late than never, I suppose...
As an online dater, I'm stuck in these micro-relationships, opening myself up just enough to show the other person I might be worth liking until we discover we like different things or live too far away from one another or can't be bothered. But I gave those bits of me that I don't seem to get back.
June 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
As an online dater, I'm stuck in these micro-relationships, opening myself up just enough to show the other person I might be worth liking until we discover we like different things or live too far away from one another or can't be bothered. But I gave those bits of me that I don't seem to get back.
Why don't we have a "bless you" equivalent for hiccups? Is it because they keep going and no one wants to keep acknowledging them?
June 17, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Why don't we have a "bless you" equivalent for hiccups? Is it because they keep going and no one wants to keep acknowledging them?
@moxiest.art thank you! They fit great.
June 15, 2025 at 12:24 PM
@moxiest.art thank you! They fit great.
Planning to celebrate the first day of Pride month by playing golf and making out with a woman. It might be a high bar to set for the month...
June 1, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Planning to celebrate the first day of Pride month by playing golf and making out with a woman. It might be a high bar to set for the month...
Two weeks, two months... what's the difference?
Sorry in advance to Red Stars fans, but Mal's going to announce a pregnancy in like two weeks.
May 7, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Two weeks, two months... what's the difference?
Anyone placing bets on the thunderstorm delay for the Spirit game?
April 26, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Anyone placing bets on the thunderstorm delay for the Spirit game?
I'm not usually a pedantic editor on bluesky, but a king REIGNS and an insane person who wants to be king should be REINED in. One can potentially reign by taking the reins, as well.
April 9, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I'm not usually a pedantic editor on bluesky, but a king REIGNS and an insane person who wants to be king should be REINED in. One can potentially reign by taking the reins, as well.
So we're bidetsky tonight, eh?
March 27, 2025 at 10:38 PM
So we're bidetsky tonight, eh?
I just prepped my coffee maker to brew tomorrow morning. Who even am I?
March 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I just prepped my coffee maker to brew tomorrow morning. Who even am I?
Is the failure of the live-action Snow White more about the Uncanny Valley or Gal Gadot?
March 23, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Is the failure of the live-action Snow White more about the Uncanny Valley or Gal Gadot?
Carley and Krueger should switch sides. I think Orlando is avoiding their right because Krueger is there.
March 8, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Carley and Krueger should switch sides. I think Orlando is avoiding their right because Krueger is there.
Is it just me, or are they wearing their jerseys looser this year? #challengecup
March 8, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Is it just me, or are they wearing their jerseys looser this year? #challengecup
I wanna get tipsy and make out with someone. Is that not possible in this economy?
March 2, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I wanna get tipsy and make out with someone. Is that not possible in this economy?