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Laura
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Marketer by day; writer by night @moxiemalone.bsky.social

Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc.

🏴‍☠️(aka @ZeldaShagnasty on Twitter)
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Dear Joe,

I know it feels really wrong to order your AG to release a Special Counsel report because that’s been a bad thing to do for so long. But the Supreme Court says it’s okay now. It’s legal. It’s an official act.

So go ahead, Mr. President. It’s normal now.

~ Everyone
January 8, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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My message to Zuck
January 7, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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January 8, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Accurate.
January 2, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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🙋‍♂️
January 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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This is one of those jokes that I love so much that I wish I had thought of it.
Ultimate gift idea 🎉
December 30, 2024 at 8:53 PM
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Now, there’s a good idea 💡
December 27, 2024 at 2:49 AM
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FACT: The United States is the only developed country in the world without universal health coverage for all of its citizens - and that's absolutely shameful, especially for the most wealthy nation on the planet.

#HealthCareForAll
December 27, 2024 at 5:55 AM
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Elon Musk just agreed with a post calling the MAGA base “retarded”:

“That pretty much sums it up. This was eye-opening.”
December 27, 2024 at 4:34 AM
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UPDATE: *Free speech champion* Elon Musk is now punishing Loomer for speaking out against him by restricting her account — removing her blue check and limiting her post length 👇🏽
December 27, 2024 at 3:44 AM
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Things are going well.
December 26, 2024 at 9:58 PM
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MAGA lunatics realizing they got conned when they found out corrupt billionaire immigrant Musk and Vivek Ramaswamey hire foreign workers over American workers is absolutely hilarious. I’m loving every minute of this.
December 27, 2024 at 3:38 AM
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In 1659, the the Puritans in Massachusetts enacted a law that declared that Christmas was sacrilege and exchanging of gifts, greetings, and wearing fine clothing on that day was Satanic. Anyone caught celebrating was fined 5 shillings. (About 5 days wages.)

The "War on Christmas" was an inside job.
December 25, 2024 at 5:40 PM
Could two followers please copy and re-post this tweet to show that someone is always there?

National Suicide Prevention Hotline

Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK)
1-800-273-8255 (USA)
1.833.456.4566 (Canada)
Could two followers please copy and re-post this tweet to show that someone is always there?

National Suicide Prevention Hotline

Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK)
1-800-273-8255 (USA)
1.833.456.4566 (Canada)
Could two followers please copy and re-post this tweet to show that someone is always there?

National Suicide Prevention Hotline

Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK)
1-800-273-8255 (USA)
1.833.456.4566 (Canada)
December 23, 2024 at 11:22 PM
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A “missing” Republican Congresswoman from Texas has finally been found. She has secretly been residing for six months at a local memory care and assisted living home. It’s outrageous that the public and her constituents have been left in the dark about her whereabouts and the nature of her absence.
'Missing' Congresswoman Kay Granger found in assisted living facility
A still sitting Texas Congresswoman has been missing votes in Washington because she's been living in a $4,000-a-month nursing home for the past six months.
www.dailymail.co.uk
December 22, 2024 at 4:46 AM
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We need to make this the standard for Democratic leader intensity when discussing MAGA party BS. Anything less is a demonstration of tip toeing through life, trying to make it quietly to death.
HELL YEAH:

Democratic Rep. Rosa DeLauro SLAMS “President Elon Musk” for interfering with the budget process.

“What does he know?? When the government is shut down, is he furloughed?? Hell no!”
December 22, 2024 at 12:03 AM
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December 19, 2024 at 5:48 AM
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This FKN MADE MY MF DAY!
😃😃😂🤣🤣😂
December 22, 2024 at 3:56 AM
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The most that can be said about the present moment is that there is disagreement within the Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party about which faces to eat in what order.
December 21, 2024 at 4:07 PM
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This
December 22, 2024 at 6:27 AM
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The owner of a car company is controlling the House of Representatives from a social media app.
December 18, 2024 at 11:29 PM