This app said my handle was too long, it was supposed to be "le❌
@lexusmale.bsky.social
xusmale-like-alfamale-but-lexus" so now I have to make it both my display name and description.
real human bean
📍East Virginia
real human bean
📍East Virginia
The correct spelling is cinnamo.
December 21, 2025 at 12:04 AM
The correct spelling is cinnamo.
Calm down there, Curley.
December 19, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Calm down there, Curley.
You're ugly or something.
December 15, 2025 at 7:34 AM
You're ugly or something.
No. AR stands for assault rifle and the 15 stands for how many shells it can fire per second.
November 30, 2025 at 2:52 AM
No. AR stands for assault rifle and the 15 stands for how many shells it can fire per second.
Sure, why not.
November 21, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Sure, why not.
I drank out of the hoes and all I got was hepatitis.
November 20, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I drank out of the hoes and all I got was hepatitis.
That guy is fucking huge.
November 14, 2025 at 11:56 PM
That guy is fucking huge.
A Phoebe found shrimp in a ziplock bag on the sidewalk. This is what happened to her brain. FJ is a 28 year old woman presenting to the emergency room.
November 13, 2025 at 6:17 PM
A Phoebe found shrimp in a ziplock bag on the sidewalk. This is what happened to her brain. FJ is a 28 year old woman presenting to the emergency room.
Is he a cat? Just wake him up.
November 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Is he a cat? Just wake him up.
You’ve already driven that lesbian car 67,515 miles?
November 12, 2025 at 1:46 AM
You’ve already driven that lesbian car 67,515 miles?
>6’5” woman
November 5, 2025 at 7:54 AM
>6’5” woman
Making that bread
October 30, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Making that bread
stop that
October 28, 2025 at 6:47 PM
stop that
Shut your fuck off
October 28, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Shut your fuck off
That joke got me 9 kekws
October 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
That joke got me 9 kekws