This app said my handle was too long, it was supposed to be "le❌
@lexusmale.bsky.social
xusmale-like-alfamale-but-lexus" so now I have to make it both my display name and description.
real human bean
📍East Virginia
real human bean
📍East Virginia
In the song Party In The USA by Miley Cyrus, she said "I hopped off the plane at LAX ... Jumped in the cab, here I am for the first time look to my right, and I see the Hollywood sign"
How?
How?
December 18, 2025 at 7:54 AM
In the song Party In The USA by Miley Cyrus, she said "I hopped off the plane at LAX ... Jumped in the cab, here I am for the first time look to my right, and I see the Hollywood sign"
How?
How?
A Phoebe found shrimp in a ziplock bag on the sidewalk. This is what happened to her brain. FJ is a 28 year old woman presenting to the emergency room.
November 13, 2025 at 6:17 PM
A Phoebe found shrimp in a ziplock bag on the sidewalk. This is what happened to her brain. FJ is a 28 year old woman presenting to the emergency room.
>6’5” woman
November 5, 2025 at 7:54 AM
>6’5” woman
Fuck, I already failed no nut November. Oh well, there’s always next year.
November 1, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Fuck, I already failed no nut November. Oh well, there’s always next year.
I’m preparing the candy for Halloween. Unfortunately there weren’t any large packs of Christmas themed candies so regular will have to do. I’m hiding knives in the smaller candies and the larger ones get fent or communism literature or both.
October 30, 2025 at 7:56 AM
I’m preparing the candy for Halloween. Unfortunately there weren’t any large packs of Christmas themed candies so regular will have to do. I’m hiding knives in the smaller candies and the larger ones get fent or communism literature or both.
That joke got me 9 kekws
October 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
That joke got me 9 kekws
I watch movies and TV shows specifically to find LS400s and every time I see one, I do this
October 24, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I watch movies and TV shows specifically to find LS400s and every time I see one, I do this
The internet has ruined me because I read that as boy milk.
October 12, 2025 at 1:51 AM
The internet has ruined me because I read that as boy milk.
Dudette?
October 5, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Dudette?
This isn’t a joke. Fuck them kids.
October 4, 2025 at 6:41 AM
This isn’t a joke. Fuck them kids.
Clous
September 28, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Clous
I have created a #Starbucks order that is incredibly healthy. It's so good for you, that it literally sucks the fat out of your body. It has -3.5g of fat. A healthy amount of weight to lose per week is around 500g. Drink 140 of these bad boys a week and you don't need to work out.
September 19, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I have created a #Starbucks order that is incredibly healthy. It's so good for you, that it literally sucks the fat out of your body. It has -3.5g of fat. A healthy amount of weight to lose per week is around 500g. Drink 140 of these bad boys a week and you don't need to work out.
I'm having a delicious food.
September 16, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I'm having a delicious food.
Hey Lois, this is worse than that time I gave a guy type 2 diapetes.
ehehehehe I longer produces enough insulin.
ehehehehe I longer produces enough insulin.
September 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Hey Lois, this is worse than that time I gave a guy type 2 diapetes.
ehehehehe I longer produces enough insulin.
ehehehehe I longer produces enough insulin.
September 6, 2025 at 7:06 PM
August 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Here's one that's more authenticious to the real life camera that the in game one is based on. Photos were circles back now (because I'm still in game)
August 13, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Here's one that's more authenticious to the real life camera that the in game one is based on. Photos were circles back now (because I'm still in game)
I've cloud too
August 13, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I've cloud too
They say that all roads lead to Rome, but I followed a road and all it did was lead me to the ocean.
July 31, 2025 at 11:07 PM
They say that all roads lead to Rome, but I followed a road and all it did was lead me to the ocean.
July 31, 2025 at 2:39 AM
July 29, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Photo of the wagyu
July 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Photo of the wagyu
I drove 36 miles today to get Pepsi Creamed Soda. I didn't have to drive that far, but I wanted to make my car say 111111. And I succeeded. Also I bought a wagyu.
July 29, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I drove 36 miles today to get Pepsi Creamed Soda. I didn't have to drive that far, but I wanted to make my car say 111111. And I succeeded. Also I bought a wagyu.
A big cloud. I wonder how much data is in there.
July 20, 2025 at 8:51 PM
A big cloud. I wonder how much data is in there.
Update: the cloud has moved and been replaced with another cloud
July 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Update: the cloud has moved and been replaced with another cloud