StonedTweeting
@lexshepard.bsky.social
Homeless queer enby, anarchist, be gay do crime, love your neighbor, but not red hats. I listen to metal and pray to the elder god Frejya. I got kicked off Twitter cause I told Mark Zuckerberg he was a pussy. CHINGA LA MIGRA.
Ace/Aro Agens really just said "no"
November 18, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Ace/Aro Agens really just said "no"
@aoc.bsky.social @sanders.senate.gov if you ever gave a tiny shit about anything you ever claimed to, dm me, an actual homeless person who is also queer.
November 11, 2025 at 5:23 AM
@aoc.bsky.social @sanders.senate.gov if you ever gave a tiny shit about anything you ever claimed to, dm me, an actual homeless person who is also queer.
@aoc.bsky.social @sanders.senate.gov are any Dems willing to party with the left to actually get shit done? I'm homeless and queer and will abandon my current job to help you win campaigns. Put me in coach.
November 11, 2025 at 5:22 AM
@aoc.bsky.social @sanders.senate.gov are any Dems willing to party with the left to actually get shit done? I'm homeless and queer and will abandon my current job to help you win campaigns. Put me in coach.
Guess which one happened (after the fact.)
DEMS ARE WEAK AS FUCK LITTLE FUCKING CRY BABY BITCH BABIES @aoc.bsky.social @sanders.senate.gov SORRY YOU CHOSE TO BE PUBLIC FIGURES BUT HERE YOU ARE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH YOU BITCH ASS TURNCOAT PARTY.
DEMS ARE WEAK AS FUCK LITTLE FUCKING CRY BABY BITCH BABIES @aoc.bsky.social @sanders.senate.gov SORRY YOU CHOSE TO BE PUBLIC FIGURES BUT HERE YOU ARE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH YOU BITCH ASS TURNCOAT PARTY.
November 11, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Guess which one happened (after the fact.)
DEMS ARE WEAK AS FUCK LITTLE FUCKING CRY BABY BITCH BABIES @aoc.bsky.social @sanders.senate.gov SORRY YOU CHOSE TO BE PUBLIC FIGURES BUT HERE YOU ARE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH YOU BITCH ASS TURNCOAT PARTY.
DEMS ARE WEAK AS FUCK LITTLE FUCKING CRY BABY BITCH BABIES @aoc.bsky.social @sanders.senate.gov SORRY YOU CHOSE TO BE PUBLIC FIGURES BUT HERE YOU ARE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH YOU BITCH ASS TURNCOAT PARTY.
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DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
I don't suppose y'all would wanna help me crowd fund 100 bucks so I can get insulated coveralls to survive the winter outside? Anything and everything is appreciated.
November 10, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I don't suppose y'all would wanna help me crowd fund 100 bucks so I can get insulated coveralls to survive the winter outside? Anything and everything is appreciated.
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okay look, it's saturday again.
the world is at a point where we feel fucking gross actively trying to pay bills while people are a lot worse off than we are.
we also still need to try and pay bills.
support us if you can, but please also provide direct aid to other people in need.
thank you.
the world is at a point where we feel fucking gross actively trying to pay bills while people are a lot worse off than we are.
we also still need to try and pay bills.
support us if you can, but please also provide direct aid to other people in need.
thank you.
good morning, beautiful people!
it's ✨Shameless Self Promotion Saturday✨ once again
buy some stuff if you want. help us pay bills if you can. tell a friend if you're willing.
either way, have a good weekend.
late stage capitalism is a disease. voluntary profit is the cure.
it's ✨Shameless Self Promotion Saturday✨ once again
buy some stuff if you want. help us pay bills if you can. tell a friend if you're willing.
either way, have a good weekend.
late stage capitalism is a disease. voluntary profit is the cure.
November 8, 2025 at 3:39 PM
okay look, it's saturday again.
the world is at a point where we feel fucking gross actively trying to pay bills while people are a lot worse off than we are.
we also still need to try and pay bills.
support us if you can, but please also provide direct aid to other people in need.
thank you.
the world is at a point where we feel fucking gross actively trying to pay bills while people are a lot worse off than we are.
we also still need to try and pay bills.
support us if you can, but please also provide direct aid to other people in need.
thank you.
Can someone take an aluminum bat to Fuentes' fucking skull so he shuts the fuck up
November 7, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Can someone take an aluminum bat to Fuentes' fucking skull so he shuts the fuck up
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October 30, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I want a trans day of INVISIBILITY where all trans people disappear from their jobs and the tech world just collapses in on itself.
October 29, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I want a trans day of INVISIBILITY where all trans people disappear from their jobs and the tech world just collapses in on itself.
I think Andrew tate should be studied 24/7 in a lab to see the correlation between brain damage and whatever it is he is now.
Mans brain is straight fucked
Mans brain is straight fucked
October 29, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I think Andrew tate should be studied 24/7 in a lab to see the correlation between brain damage and whatever it is he is now.
Mans brain is straight fucked
Mans brain is straight fucked
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IT’S CALLED THE GOLDEN AGE, BABY!
October 27, 2025 at 2:51 PM
IT’S CALLED THE GOLDEN AGE, BABY!
idk how else to tell y'all this, but if you want politicians to do what you want, they actually should be afraid for their lives. Historically this has been the way. They should absolutely be scared of the reaction of their constituents if they pass a law that harms them.
October 22, 2025 at 1:09 AM
idk how else to tell y'all this, but if you want politicians to do what you want, they actually should be afraid for their lives. Historically this has been the way. They should absolutely be scared of the reaction of their constituents if they pass a law that harms them.
Dude they real fucked up trying to take Jimmy Kimmel from the libs, that's why they flooded your streets dawg, libs unite for Jimmy at the no kings
October 21, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Dude they real fucked up trying to take Jimmy Kimmel from the libs, that's why they flooded your streets dawg, libs unite for Jimmy at the no kings
Does anyone know of there's a study on the percentage of ice agents that are divorced?
October 20, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Does anyone know of there's a study on the percentage of ice agents that are divorced?
I can't wait for plain clothes ICE agents to cross paths with plain clothes cops on a stake out.
October 20, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I can't wait for plain clothes ICE agents to cross paths with plain clothes cops on a stake out.
I fully support of the No Kings march, but I would like to know what the plan is when they start merking protesters. They're going to ramp up the violence cause this is a blow to Trump's ego. What's the plan after y'all, this is not a victory march. This is a declaration you'll die for your rights.
October 19, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I fully support of the No Kings march, but I would like to know what the plan is when they start merking protesters. They're going to ramp up the violence cause this is a blow to Trump's ego. What's the plan after y'all, this is not a victory march. This is a declaration you'll die for your rights.
Regular Bro explains to Regular Lil Bro that trump is actually a Very Bad President. Even the normies are cracking y'all.
October 18, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Regular Bro explains to Regular Lil Bro that trump is actually a Very Bad President. Even the normies are cracking y'all.
Do you think the Mexican Mafia would like tone it down a little if we deported them some ICE agents to interrogate?
October 16, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Do you think the Mexican Mafia would like tone it down a little if we deported them some ICE agents to interrogate?
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social hey man, big fan, I like your politics, I'm a homeless LGBT+ member of the Buffalo community, will your efforts in NY City reach the other boroughs?
October 15, 2025 at 8:54 PM
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social hey man, big fan, I like your politics, I'm a homeless LGBT+ member of the Buffalo community, will your efforts in NY City reach the other boroughs?
If I get killed trying to be friends with the universe, so he it.
October 8, 2025 at 12:13 AM
If I get killed trying to be friends with the universe, so he it.
Ya know I spent so much of my life in the church I could probably write a Christian thriller that doesn't fucking suck.
October 6, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Ya know I spent so much of my life in the church I could probably write a Christian thriller that doesn't fucking suck.
See back in my day, we didn't have fancy words like "autism" and "hyper fixation" we used "this tickles my fancy."
October 4, 2025 at 3:38 AM
See back in my day, we didn't have fancy words like "autism" and "hyper fixation" we used "this tickles my fancy."