Lexi🦴🏳️⚧️
@lexithepuppy.bsky.social
Silly Puppygirl :3 She/It 23
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old Soviet joke for our times:
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
March 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
old Soviet joke for our times:
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
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(smelling weed far away) i’m so high right now. i’m so scared right now
February 28, 2025 at 3:27 AM
(smelling weed far away) i’m so high right now. i’m so scared right now
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ur not getting away from me >:3
December 19, 2024 at 11:07 PM
ur not getting away from me >:3
i pissed the bed again >.<
December 11, 2024 at 2:10 PM
i pissed the bed again >.<
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i dont wanna be productive rn i just wanna eep and nap and cuddle with someone all day
December 8, 2024 at 8:21 PM
i dont wanna be productive rn i just wanna eep and nap and cuddle with someone all day
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Look, I'm not saying that if you buy this deed for an asteroid from me that it's legally enforcable, but I am saying that enough people buy the deeds I will have the money to make it enforcable.
November 24, 2024 at 1:27 AM
Look, I'm not saying that if you buy this deed for an asteroid from me that it's legally enforcable, but I am saying that enough people buy the deeds I will have the money to make it enforcable.
just said some whiny shit and immediately asked myself "wow, thats what I sound like?", i love being self aware with no way of changing myself
November 12, 2024 at 4:51 PM
just said some whiny shit and immediately asked myself "wow, thats what I sound like?", i love being self aware with no way of changing myself
watching my wife build a blunt with the weed she grew herself 😳😍
November 10, 2024 at 5:22 PM
watching my wife build a blunt with the weed she grew herself 😳😍
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watching my wife build a blunt with the weed she grew herself 😳😍
November 10, 2024 at 12:31 AM
watching my wife build a blunt with the weed she grew herself 😳😍
what the fuck migraines are fucked up my friend just tole me she has fucking stroke like shit happening like what goddamn
November 7, 2024 at 10:46 PM
what the fuck migraines are fucked up my friend just tole me she has fucking stroke like shit happening like what goddamn
all american trans people should invest in a gun and some training
kill them before you kill yourselves
do not give them the satisfaction
Survive at all costs
kill them before you kill yourselves
do not give them the satisfaction
Survive at all costs
November 6, 2024 at 4:19 PM
all american trans people should invest in a gun and some training
kill them before you kill yourselves
do not give them the satisfaction
Survive at all costs
kill them before you kill yourselves
do not give them the satisfaction
Survive at all costs
found a pair of pants I bought for a friend that she didnt want, gotta say, I look cute in them 😳
October 27, 2024 at 8:14 PM
found a pair of pants I bought for a friend that she didnt want, gotta say, I look cute in them 😳
everyone shut up and look at how cute my wife is
October 19, 2024 at 9:47 PM
everyone shut up and look at how cute my wife is
I was raised with a heavy sense of swag 😎
October 17, 2024 at 10:22 AM
I was raised with a heavy sense of swag 😎
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Hbomberguy, dosh doshington, summoning salt, to name a few, lol
October 11, 2024 at 12:16 AM
Hbomberguy, dosh doshington, summoning salt, to name a few, lol
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Nothing for me to say today other than Palestine will be free.
October 7, 2024 at 11:15 AM
Nothing for me to say today other than Palestine will be free.
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Look at this cool dog. And their log
September 26, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Look at this cool dog. And their log
Garlic bread and toe 😋
September 19, 2024 at 11:42 AM
Garlic bread and toe 😋
they call me Scum cuz my cum is S-tier
September 13, 2024 at 11:40 AM
they call me Scum cuz my cum is S-tier
week two of flowering, and this is probably our coolest looking bud 😎
September 12, 2024 at 12:47 PM
week two of flowering, and this is probably our coolest looking bud 😎
we boutta snort this plutonium 😤🥴
September 11, 2024 at 9:44 PM
we boutta snort this plutonium 😤🥴
Watched The Owl House with my gf, and I am so sad that it got cut shorttttt,,,, I want more of it ;3;
September 10, 2024 at 8:14 PM
Watched The Owl House with my gf, and I am so sad that it got cut shorttttt,,,, I want more of it ;3;