Lexie Sharabianlou
@lexieshar.bsky.social
🌙 The Blue Moon Cafe & 24-Hour Occult Emporium | fall 2026
☀️ Writer by day/feral hamster by night
✨ snack enthusiast always
(tell your dog i say hi)
☀️ Writer by day/feral hamster by night
✨ snack enthusiast always
(tell your dog i say hi)
Pinned
THIS IS THE THING I GET TO ANNOUNCE! 2-book deal! Dell from Penguin Random House! The Blue Moon Cafe & 24-Hour Occult Emporium!
I'm filling out my Penguin Random House author questionnaire and I'm in the "social media" section and feeling laughably underqualified. I like the apps for the snacks they teach me about!
November 10, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I'm filling out my Penguin Random House author questionnaire and I'm in the "social media" section and feeling laughably underqualified. I like the apps for the snacks they teach me about!
I was very honored to lead the Persian marriage ceremony for my cousin's wedding but ALL OF MY IRANIAN RELATIVES HECKLED ME/DISTRACTED ME/TRIED TO INTERRUPT ME THE WHOLE TIME LOLOLOL <<<<true terrorism
April 22, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I was very honored to lead the Persian marriage ceremony for my cousin's wedding but ALL OF MY IRANIAN RELATIVES HECKLED ME/DISTRACTED ME/TRIED TO INTERRUPT ME THE WHOLE TIME LOLOLOL <<<<true terrorism
Look, ma! My book is mentioned on a substack! I had no idea whether or not my goofy little Blue Moon Cafe & 24-HR Occult Emporium would sell (I really REALLY wanted it to) but I did know one thing--I loved the shit out of my story
pitchyournovel.substack.com/p/from-trend...
pitchyournovel.substack.com/p/from-trend...
From Trend to Triumph: Novels That Sold in a Tough Market
Most everyone knows it’s a tough market, but what’s selling?
pitchyournovel.substack.com
April 16, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Look, ma! My book is mentioned on a substack! I had no idea whether or not my goofy little Blue Moon Cafe & 24-HR Occult Emporium would sell (I really REALLY wanted it to) but I did know one thing--I loved the shit out of my story
pitchyournovel.substack.com/p/from-trend...
pitchyournovel.substack.com/p/from-trend...
Should I publish under a pen name? Or should I publish under my real name and maybe never be able to safely visit my father's homeland? I wrote a blog about it:
lexieshar.com/blog/whats-i...
lexieshar.com/blog/whats-i...
What's In a Name | Lexie Sharabianlou | Writer
To Pen Name or Not To Pen Name. A reflection on names & what it means to publish as a queer Iranian-American.
lexieshar.com
April 13, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Should I publish under a pen name? Or should I publish under my real name and maybe never be able to safely visit my father's homeland? I wrote a blog about it:
lexieshar.com/blog/whats-i...
lexieshar.com/blog/whats-i...
i wrote all the automated order emails for my company so when i put in an order for our employee freebies and i get the confirmation email, i'm always like "MAN this is a DELIGHTFUL email! what a cute header! such fun copy!" and then i remember i wrote it. i am in fact, my audience
April 11, 2025 at 5:20 PM
i wrote all the automated order emails for my company so when i put in an order for our employee freebies and i get the confirmation email, i'm always like "MAN this is a DELIGHTFUL email! what a cute header! such fun copy!" and then i remember i wrote it. i am in fact, my audience
seezdeh behdar, a world away.
persian new year's last festivity, you spend all day outside to run off the bad luck. i may not be able to visit iran one day, but i can bring it here, however i can
persian new year's last festivity, you spend all day outside to run off the bad luck. i may not be able to visit iran one day, but i can bring it here, however i can
April 3, 2025 at 5:45 AM
seezdeh behdar, a world away.
persian new year's last festivity, you spend all day outside to run off the bad luck. i may not be able to visit iran one day, but i can bring it here, however i can
persian new year's last festivity, you spend all day outside to run off the bad luck. i may not be able to visit iran one day, but i can bring it here, however i can
Things I like about my cozy sapphic Stars Hollow + secret magical creature witness protection in the town's worst coffee shop romance....
- my sweet beautiful oblivious MC
- her LI who is the love child of Leslie Knope & Anne Perkins
- the snobby corgi
- the misty NorCal fall vibes
- FOOD
- my sweet beautiful oblivious MC
- her LI who is the love child of Leslie Knope & Anne Perkins
- the snobby corgi
- the misty NorCal fall vibes
- FOOD
March 30, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Things I like about my cozy sapphic Stars Hollow + secret magical creature witness protection in the town's worst coffee shop romance....
- my sweet beautiful oblivious MC
- her LI who is the love child of Leslie Knope & Anne Perkins
- the snobby corgi
- the misty NorCal fall vibes
- FOOD
- my sweet beautiful oblivious MC
- her LI who is the love child of Leslie Knope & Anne Perkins
- the snobby corgi
- the misty NorCal fall vibes
- FOOD
Is this dress too white for a formal beach wedding? I'm going to be the Persian ceremony officiant & bride's only direction was possibly jewel-tones but whatever I feel "radiant" & comfortable in.
I know what I'm learning toward (not this dress) but nothing is real until you ask you the internet!
I know what I'm learning toward (not this dress) but nothing is real until you ask you the internet!
March 30, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Is this dress too white for a formal beach wedding? I'm going to be the Persian ceremony officiant & bride's only direction was possibly jewel-tones but whatever I feel "radiant" & comfortable in.
I know what I'm learning toward (not this dress) but nothing is real until you ask you the internet!
I know what I'm learning toward (not this dress) but nothing is real until you ask you the internet!
Signed the contract--I'm officially a Penguin Random House author! I get to use cute emojis when talking about my publisher! My sapphic cozy magical coffee shop debut is coming in 2026!
March 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Signed the contract--I'm officially a Penguin Random House author! I get to use cute emojis when talking about my publisher! My sapphic cozy magical coffee shop debut is coming in 2026!
Reposted by Lexie Sharabianlou
IF YOU FOUND YOUR NOVEL IN THE LIBGEN DATABASE, YOU MAY BE A CLASS MEMBER FOR THE KADREY ET AL V. META PLATFORMS CLASS ACTION
Law firms you can contact if you're a potential class member:
Joseph Saveri Law Firm, LLP (415) 500-6800
Mathew Butterick (323) 968-2632 mb@buttericklaw.com
Law firms you can contact if you're a potential class member:
Joseph Saveri Law Firm, LLP (415) 500-6800
Mathew Butterick (323) 968-2632 mb@buttericklaw.com
March 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
IF YOU FOUND YOUR NOVEL IN THE LIBGEN DATABASE, YOU MAY BE A CLASS MEMBER FOR THE KADREY ET AL V. META PLATFORMS CLASS ACTION
Law firms you can contact if you're a potential class member:
Joseph Saveri Law Firm, LLP (415) 500-6800
Mathew Butterick (323) 968-2632 mb@buttericklaw.com
Law firms you can contact if you're a potential class member:
Joseph Saveri Law Firm, LLP (415) 500-6800
Mathew Butterick (323) 968-2632 mb@buttericklaw.com
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March 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
THIS IS THE THING I GET TO ANNOUNCE! 2-book deal! Dell from Penguin Random House! The Blue Moon Cafe & 24-Hour Occult Emporium!
March 3, 2025 at 5:28 AM
THIS IS THE THING I GET TO ANNOUNCE! 2-book deal! Dell from Penguin Random House! The Blue Moon Cafe & 24-Hour Occult Emporium!
Reposted by Lexie Sharabianlou
being a writer feels slightly insane right now. "oh time to hallucinate a bit and write it down in a document in case we're still publishing books about chaotic bisexuals in 2026" 🤣
just told the group chat that this job requires the relentless belief that anything will matter in 12-18 months.
just told the group chat that this job requires the relentless belief that anything will matter in 12-18 months.
February 24, 2025 at 3:13 AM
being a writer feels slightly insane right now. "oh time to hallucinate a bit and write it down in a document in case we're still publishing books about chaotic bisexuals in 2026" 🤣
just told the group chat that this job requires the relentless belief that anything will matter in 12-18 months.
just told the group chat that this job requires the relentless belief that anything will matter in 12-18 months.
I GET TO ANNOUNCE SOMETHING SOON
February 21, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I GET TO ANNOUNCE SOMETHING SOON
Omg I just watched the train ZOOMING towards the platform while a pigeon just hung out on the track in front of it and I yelled “BRO MOVE” and the pigeon moved but now the people think I’m the weird train person they’ll be commuting with today where is face palm/melt & disappear into nothing emoji
February 19, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Omg I just watched the train ZOOMING towards the platform while a pigeon just hung out on the track in front of it and I yelled “BRO MOVE” and the pigeon moved but now the people think I’m the weird train person they’ll be commuting with today where is face palm/melt & disappear into nothing emoji
ooooh booiiii why is writing books so hard and on a somewhat related note, why is eating ice cream so easy....
February 16, 2025 at 7:30 AM
ooooh booiiii why is writing books so hard and on a somewhat related note, why is eating ice cream so easy....
I spent my lunch calling my representatives (insert joke about millennials making phone calls) and am pleased to report that voicemail boxes were FULL so now I'm going to EMAIL!
February 13, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I spent my lunch calling my representatives (insert joke about millennials making phone calls) and am pleased to report that voicemail boxes were FULL so now I'm going to EMAIL!
Omg TAKE US
Nearly 200,000 Danes are supporting a comedic petition to buy California from the U.S., in what appeared to be a jab at President Donald Trump’s repeated threats to seize Greenland, an autonomous territory of Denmark.
‘We’ll never run out of avocado toast’: Danes launch petition to buy California
After President Donald Trump’s threats to purchase Greenland, Denmark's citizens launched a petition to purchase California from the U.S.
www.sfchronicle.com
February 12, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Omg TAKE US
What's got two thumbs and added 1,163 words to book 2 tonight? 👍 this guy👍
(also, hi blue sky! the world is filled with evil billionaires just like the comics said, so i'm here looking for writers and readers who love stories with magic, irreverence, and 💕feelings💕 also pictures of DOGS)
(also, hi blue sky! the world is filled with evil billionaires just like the comics said, so i'm here looking for writers and readers who love stories with magic, irreverence, and 💕feelings💕 also pictures of DOGS)
February 6, 2025 at 6:22 AM
What's got two thumbs and added 1,163 words to book 2 tonight? 👍 this guy👍
(also, hi blue sky! the world is filled with evil billionaires just like the comics said, so i'm here looking for writers and readers who love stories with magic, irreverence, and 💕feelings💕 also pictures of DOGS)
(also, hi blue sky! the world is filled with evil billionaires just like the comics said, so i'm here looking for writers and readers who love stories with magic, irreverence, and 💕feelings💕 also pictures of DOGS)