Lex Luthor
@lexcorpceo.bsky.social
Humanity requires a firm and decisive leader to guide it through challenging times and towards a brighter future. Who better equipped to lead us into the battles of today ahead than the true Man Of Tomorrow? (DCRP)
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Lex Luthor
@lexcorpceo.bsky.social
· Dec 1
“Hᴇ’s ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴀɴʏ ᴍᴀɴ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ. Hᴇ’s ɪɴʜᴜᴍᴀɴ. Hᴇ’s ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴅ ᴏғ ᴘᴏᴛᴇɴᴛɪᴀʟ. Tʜᴇ ᴇɴᴅ ᴏғ ᴀᴄʜɪᴇᴠᴇᴍᴇɴᴛs. Tʜᴇ ᴇɴᴅ ᴏғ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍs. I’ʟʟ sᴀᴠᴇ ᴜs ғʀᴏᴍ ᴇxᴛɪɴᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍʏᴛʜɪᴄ ɴɪɢʜᴛᴍᴀʀᴇ. I ᴡᴏɴ’ᴛ sᴜʀʀᴇɴᴅᴇʀ. Wʜᴇɴ I’ᴍ ᴅᴏɴᴇ, ᴛʜᴇʏ’ʟʟ ᴡᴀᴋᴇ ᴜᴘ & sᴇᴇ ʜɪᴍ ᴀs ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴠɪʟ, & ᴛʜᴇʏ’ʟʟ sᴇᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴀs ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀᴜᴇ ᴍᴀɴ ᴏғ ᴛᴏᴍᴏʀʀᴏᴡ”
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// Lex is a genius and would be an amazing hero if it wasn’t for his massive superiority complex.
November 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
// Lex is a genius and would be an amazing hero if it wasn’t for his massive superiority complex.
// Lex is a submissive brat? Yeah, maybe in Smallville fanfictions
Lex canonically is anything but submissive.
Not intentionally being sexual here but he hate being below folks and always sees himself as on top.
And if he ever acts submissive? He’s playing you.
Lex canonically is anything but submissive.
Not intentionally being sexual here but he hate being below folks and always sees himself as on top.
And if he ever acts submissive? He’s playing you.
November 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
// Lex is a submissive brat? Yeah, maybe in Smallville fanfictions
Lex canonically is anything but submissive.
Not intentionally being sexual here but he hate being below folks and always sees himself as on top.
And if he ever acts submissive? He’s playing you.
Lex canonically is anything but submissive.
Not intentionally being sexual here but he hate being below folks and always sees himself as on top.
And if he ever acts submissive? He’s playing you.
“It’s funny. One parent was Jewish. One parent was Catholic. I made a deal with a demon at the cost of a soul. I had a near death experience that led me to meet Death herself.
And yet…I’m an Atheist.”
And yet…I’m an Atheist.”
November 22, 2025 at 7:08 PM
“It’s funny. One parent was Jewish. One parent was Catholic. I made a deal with a demon at the cost of a soul. I had a near death experience that led me to meet Death herself.
And yet…I’m an Atheist.”
And yet…I’m an Atheist.”
“I once made a deal with a devil. But unlike a certain New Yorker, it has never come back to bite me in the ass. Because I know how to haggle.
…it also helps this devil was defeated so any potential negative consequences of the deal are…on hold?
Hell’s politics are complicated.”
…it also helps this devil was defeated so any potential negative consequences of the deal are…on hold?
Hell’s politics are complicated.”
November 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
“I once made a deal with a devil. But unlike a certain New Yorker, it has never come back to bite me in the ass. Because I know how to haggle.
…it also helps this devil was defeated so any potential negative consequences of the deal are…on hold?
Hell’s politics are complicated.”
…it also helps this devil was defeated so any potential negative consequences of the deal are…on hold?
Hell’s politics are complicated.”
“I may be a douchebag but”
// at least /I’m/ not a douchebag. At least I try not to be
// also no. This post isn’t canon. Lex would not say douchebag or imply he is one
// at least /I’m/ not a douchebag. At least I try not to be
// also no. This post isn’t canon. Lex would not say douchebag or imply he is one
November 22, 2025 at 6:11 AM
“I may be a douchebag but”
// at least /I’m/ not a douchebag. At least I try not to be
// also no. This post isn’t canon. Lex would not say douchebag or imply he is one
// at least /I’m/ not a douchebag. At least I try not to be
// also no. This post isn’t canon. Lex would not say douchebag or imply he is one
“It’s amazing how easily people can be rattled. It’s so predictable”
November 19, 2025 at 2:46 AM
“It’s amazing how easily people can be rattled. It’s so predictable”
“Bald joke. If I could take a tally, I would. But not even that freak in Gotham with the scars would have enough room.”
“No no, unoriginal. And I get more superseed than you do nowadays, that might be why you’re bitter.. bitter and bald. I’m taking the stock holder shares.”
“Well my next guess was someone saying they had relations with my mother. But I suppose offspring would have been a good guess.”
November 19, 2025 at 2:37 AM
“Bald joke. If I could take a tally, I would. But not even that freak in Gotham with the scars would have enough room.”
“Well my next guess was someone saying they had relations with my mother. But I suppose offspring would have been a good guess.”
“Jokes on you, I’m just going to babytrap your son”
“And then, there will come the intellectual genius, who instead of contributing anything of actual worth to the discussion will simply say…
…you’re bald…”
…you’re bald…”
November 19, 2025 at 2:28 AM
“Well my next guess was someone saying they had relations with my mother. But I suppose offspring would have been a good guess.”
“Women are simple. They are fairly easy to understand. To manipulate.
Then again, the same can be said of any gender.”
Then again, the same can be said of any gender.”
November 19, 2025 at 2:22 AM
“Women are simple. They are fairly easy to understand. To manipulate.
Then again, the same can be said of any gender.”
Then again, the same can be said of any gender.”
“Multiverse variants of myself…
…very interesting…”
…very interesting…”
November 19, 2025 at 2:16 AM
“Multiverse variants of myself…
…very interesting…”
…very interesting…”
“I am a terrific father. But of course my child disagrees.”
November 14, 2025 at 2:45 AM
“I am a terrific father. But of course my child disagrees.”
// just noticed Lex in the background art of Death that we constantly see.
I mean it makes sense. It’s from the comic issue where Lex gets shot by a gorilla and falls out of a helicopter and Death visits him for a “real talk”
I mean it makes sense. It’s from the comic issue where Lex gets shot by a gorilla and falls out of a helicopter and Death visits him for a “real talk”
November 13, 2025 at 11:47 PM
// just noticed Lex in the background art of Death that we constantly see.
I mean it makes sense. It’s from the comic issue where Lex gets shot by a gorilla and falls out of a helicopter and Death visits him for a “real talk”
I mean it makes sense. It’s from the comic issue where Lex gets shot by a gorilla and falls out of a helicopter and Death visits him for a “real talk”
Pamela Isley is actually quite intelligent. And unlike another genius, he’s not weighed down by the rather sad desire to ask riddles and dress ridiculously
September 6, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Pamela Isley is actually quite intelligent. And unlike another genius, he’s not weighed down by the rather sad desire to ask riddles and dress ridiculously
// Apologies. My brain went to dark places at work and I’ve been sitting on that dark joke since maybe 10:30 AM.
August 23, 2025 at 3:04 AM
// Apologies. My brain went to dark places at work and I’ve been sitting on that dark joke since maybe 10:30 AM.
// might be going to hell for this one.
August 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM
// might be going to hell for this one.
// Anyways, thoughts on Lex in the movie? Loved it. Really captured the pure pettiness and ego of the character.
Feel like I’ve been spoiled with good live action portrayals of Lex
Feel like I’ve been spoiled with good live action portrayals of Lex
August 22, 2025 at 3:14 AM
// Anyways, thoughts on Lex in the movie? Loved it. Really captured the pure pettiness and ego of the character.
Feel like I’ve been spoiled with good live action portrayals of Lex
Feel like I’ve been spoiled with good live action portrayals of Lex
// I watched Superman so now I get the 1A jokes
August 22, 2025 at 3:08 AM
// I watched Superman so now I get the 1A jokes
I personally don’t see what’s so special about Doctor Doom.
August 22, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I personally don’t see what’s so special about Doctor Doom.
The tooth fairy isn’t real. It’s just a made up by parents.
August 16, 2025 at 4:17 PM
The tooth fairy isn’t real. It’s just a made up by parents.
“If I had a choice to remain bald forever or have that haircut forever, I’d stay bald.”
August 13, 2025 at 2:59 AM
“If I had a choice to remain bald forever or have that haircut forever, I’d stay bald.”
// Is it really safe to bully Pyro’s Joker though?
Feel like Joker would weld a phone to your face and laugh “It’s FaceTime!” And then carve a smile on your face while talking about how he loves emojis
Feel like Joker would weld a phone to your face and laugh “It’s FaceTime!” And then carve a smile on your face while talking about how he loves emojis
August 9, 2025 at 4:44 PM
// Is it really safe to bully Pyro’s Joker though?
Feel like Joker would weld a phone to your face and laugh “It’s FaceTime!” And then carve a smile on your face while talking about how he loves emojis
Feel like Joker would weld a phone to your face and laugh “It’s FaceTime!” And then carve a smile on your face while talking about how he loves emojis
// Still waiting for September 10th for the New History of the DC universe to drop. I’m mostly sure they’ll cover more details on Lex’s presidency.
In current continuity, it’s a little unclear about how that worked out
In current continuity, it’s a little unclear about how that worked out
August 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
// Still waiting for September 10th for the New History of the DC universe to drop. I’m mostly sure they’ll cover more details on Lex’s presidency.
In current continuity, it’s a little unclear about how that worked out
In current continuity, it’s a little unclear about how that worked out
“Perhaps it will come to you later. Especially in your long lived life. Like a monkey with a typewriter.”
Talking to this dude makes her want to scream.
"No."
"No."
“Once again, your simple mind is thinking too small.”
he rolled his eyes
“Think again.”
he rolled his eyes
“Think again.”
August 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
“Perhaps it will come to you later. Especially in your long lived life. Like a monkey with a typewriter.”
“Once again, your simple mind is thinking too small.”
he rolled his eyes
“Think again.”
he rolled his eyes
“Think again.”
"Yeah, you know what? You're right. I should just kill anyone I don't like. I'm not their pawn; if anything, they should be *mine*."
“…Yes. And much much more. Everything and anything.
And yet you, with an incredible ability…limit yourself. You wallow in self pity. Why?
…It’s a good thing everyone you love will die before you. Because they’d only feel sorry for you the longer you exist.”
And yet you, with an incredible ability…limit yourself. You wallow in self pity. Why?
…It’s a good thing everyone you love will die before you. Because they’d only feel sorry for you the longer you exist.”
August 8, 2025 at 6:37 PM
“Once again, your simple mind is thinking too small.”
he rolled his eyes
“Think again.”
he rolled his eyes
“Think again.”