Lex Luthor
@lexcorpceo.bsky.social
Humanity requires a firm and decisive leader to guide it through challenging times and towards a brighter future. Who better equipped to lead us into the battles of today ahead than the true Man Of Tomorrow? (DCRP)
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Lex Luthor
@lexcorpceo.bsky.social
· Dec 1
“Hᴇ’s ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴀɴʏ ᴍᴀɴ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ. Hᴇ’s ɪɴʜᴜᴍᴀɴ. Hᴇ’s ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴅ ᴏғ ᴘᴏᴛᴇɴᴛɪᴀʟ. Tʜᴇ ᴇɴᴅ ᴏғ ᴀᴄʜɪᴇᴠᴇᴍᴇɴᴛs. Tʜᴇ ᴇɴᴅ ᴏғ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍs. I’ʟʟ sᴀᴠᴇ ᴜs ғʀᴏᴍ ᴇxᴛɪɴᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍʏᴛʜɪᴄ ɴɪɢʜᴛᴍᴀʀᴇ. I ᴡᴏɴ’ᴛ sᴜʀʀᴇɴᴅᴇʀ. Wʜᴇɴ I’ᴍ ᴅᴏɴᴇ, ᴛʜᴇʏ’ʟʟ ᴡᴀᴋᴇ ᴜᴘ & sᴇᴇ ʜɪᴍ ᴀs ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴠɪʟ, & ᴛʜᴇʏ’ʟʟ sᴇᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴀs ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀᴜᴇ ᴍᴀɴ ᴏғ ᴛᴏᴍᴏʀʀᴏᴡ”
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“I am a terrific father. But of course my child disagrees.”
November 14, 2025 at 2:45 AM
“I am a terrific father. But of course my child disagrees.”
// just noticed Lex in the background art of Death that we constantly see.
I mean it makes sense. It’s from the comic issue where Lex gets shot by a gorilla and falls out of a helicopter and Death visits him for a “real talk”
I mean it makes sense. It’s from the comic issue where Lex gets shot by a gorilla and falls out of a helicopter and Death visits him for a “real talk”
November 13, 2025 at 11:47 PM
// just noticed Lex in the background art of Death that we constantly see.
I mean it makes sense. It’s from the comic issue where Lex gets shot by a gorilla and falls out of a helicopter and Death visits him for a “real talk”
I mean it makes sense. It’s from the comic issue where Lex gets shot by a gorilla and falls out of a helicopter and Death visits him for a “real talk”
Pamela Isley is actually quite intelligent. And unlike another genius, he’s not weighed down by the rather sad desire to ask riddles and dress ridiculously
September 6, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Pamela Isley is actually quite intelligent. And unlike another genius, he’s not weighed down by the rather sad desire to ask riddles and dress ridiculously
// Apologies. My brain went to dark places at work and I’ve been sitting on that dark joke since maybe 10:30 AM.
August 23, 2025 at 3:04 AM
// Apologies. My brain went to dark places at work and I’ve been sitting on that dark joke since maybe 10:30 AM.
// might be going to hell for this one.
August 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM
// might be going to hell for this one.
// Anyways, thoughts on Lex in the movie? Loved it. Really captured the pure pettiness and ego of the character.
Feel like I’ve been spoiled with good live action portrayals of Lex
Feel like I’ve been spoiled with good live action portrayals of Lex
August 22, 2025 at 3:14 AM
// Anyways, thoughts on Lex in the movie? Loved it. Really captured the pure pettiness and ego of the character.
Feel like I’ve been spoiled with good live action portrayals of Lex
Feel like I’ve been spoiled with good live action portrayals of Lex
// I watched Superman so now I get the 1A jokes
August 22, 2025 at 3:08 AM
// I watched Superman so now I get the 1A jokes
I personally don’t see what’s so special about Doctor Doom.
August 22, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I personally don’t see what’s so special about Doctor Doom.
The tooth fairy isn’t real. It’s just a made up by parents.
August 16, 2025 at 4:17 PM
The tooth fairy isn’t real. It’s just a made up by parents.
“If I had a choice to remain bald forever or have that haircut forever, I’d stay bald.”
August 13, 2025 at 2:59 AM
“If I had a choice to remain bald forever or have that haircut forever, I’d stay bald.”
// Is it really safe to bully Pyro’s Joker though?
Feel like Joker would weld a phone to your face and laugh “It’s FaceTime!” And then carve a smile on your face while talking about how he loves emojis
Feel like Joker would weld a phone to your face and laugh “It’s FaceTime!” And then carve a smile on your face while talking about how he loves emojis
August 9, 2025 at 4:44 PM
// Is it really safe to bully Pyro’s Joker though?
Feel like Joker would weld a phone to your face and laugh “It’s FaceTime!” And then carve a smile on your face while talking about how he loves emojis
Feel like Joker would weld a phone to your face and laugh “It’s FaceTime!” And then carve a smile on your face while talking about how he loves emojis
// Still waiting for September 10th for the New History of the DC universe to drop. I’m mostly sure they’ll cover more details on Lex’s presidency.
In current continuity, it’s a little unclear about how that worked out
In current continuity, it’s a little unclear about how that worked out
August 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
// Still waiting for September 10th for the New History of the DC universe to drop. I’m mostly sure they’ll cover more details on Lex’s presidency.
In current continuity, it’s a little unclear about how that worked out
In current continuity, it’s a little unclear about how that worked out
“Perhaps it will come to you later. Especially in your long lived life. Like a monkey with a typewriter.”
Talking to this dude makes her want to scream.
"No."
"No."
“Once again, your simple mind is thinking too small.”
he rolled his eyes
“Think again.”
he rolled his eyes
“Think again.”
August 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
“Perhaps it will come to you later. Especially in your long lived life. Like a monkey with a typewriter.”
“Once again, your simple mind is thinking too small.”
he rolled his eyes
“Think again.”
he rolled his eyes
“Think again.”
"Yeah, you know what? You're right. I should just kill anyone I don't like. I'm not their pawn; if anything, they should be *mine*."
“…Yes. And much much more. Everything and anything.
And yet you, with an incredible ability…limit yourself. You wallow in self pity. Why?
…It’s a good thing everyone you love will die before you. Because they’d only feel sorry for you the longer you exist.”
And yet you, with an incredible ability…limit yourself. You wallow in self pity. Why?
…It’s a good thing everyone you love will die before you. Because they’d only feel sorry for you the longer you exist.”
August 8, 2025 at 6:37 PM
“Once again, your simple mind is thinking too small.”
he rolled his eyes
“Think again.”
he rolled his eyes
“Think again.”
“…Yes. And much much more. Everything and anything.
And yet you, with an incredible ability…limit yourself. You wallow in self pity. Why?
…It’s a good thing everyone you love will die before you. Because they’d only feel sorry for you the longer you exist.”
And yet you, with an incredible ability…limit yourself. You wallow in self pity. Why?
…It’s a good thing everyone you love will die before you. Because they’d only feel sorry for you the longer you exist.”
"Kill Superman, establish an unbreakable dominion over the world, ensure that every aspect of the power structure benefitted you and that you had a way to cut off and destroy anyone that betrayed you?"
He remains expressionless
“That assessment was based on your interpretation. No need to be angry at me.
…I am only stating how one would see you as you describe yourself. Perhaps it’s because you’re too…simple minded.
…do you know what I would do if I was unkillable? If I could live forever?”
“That assessment was based on your interpretation. No need to be angry at me.
…I am only stating how one would see you as you describe yourself. Perhaps it’s because you’re too…simple minded.
…do you know what I would do if I was unkillable? If I could live forever?”
August 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
“…Yes. And much much more. Everything and anything.
And yet you, with an incredible ability…limit yourself. You wallow in self pity. Why?
…It’s a good thing everyone you love will die before you. Because they’d only feel sorry for you the longer you exist.”
And yet you, with an incredible ability…limit yourself. You wallow in self pity. Why?
…It’s a good thing everyone you love will die before you. Because they’d only feel sorry for you the longer you exist.”
I told no lies. She told me how she viewed herself. And I did not disagree.
If anything, her greatest enemy is herself. She should be on top of her own list.
Perhaps she should shave her head to better fit the theme
If anything, her greatest enemy is herself. She should be on top of her own list.
Perhaps she should shave her head to better fit the theme
August 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I told no lies. She told me how she viewed herself. And I did not disagree.
If anything, her greatest enemy is herself. She should be on top of her own list.
Perhaps she should shave her head to better fit the theme
If anything, her greatest enemy is herself. She should be on top of her own list.
Perhaps she should shave her head to better fit the theme
He remains expressionless
“That assessment was based on your interpretation. No need to be angry at me.
…I am only stating how one would see you as you describe yourself. Perhaps it’s because you’re too…simple minded.
…do you know what I would do if I was unkillable? If I could live forever?”
“That assessment was based on your interpretation. No need to be angry at me.
…I am only stating how one would see you as you describe yourself. Perhaps it’s because you’re too…simple minded.
…do you know what I would do if I was unkillable? If I could live forever?”
For the second time in her entire life, someone rendered her speechless. Instead of answering with words, she flipped him off with both middle fingers.
Sounds like it. The ability to never die and yet never be useful. Your existence only takes up space.
Truly a tragic existence
Truly a tragic existence
August 8, 2025 at 6:20 PM
He remains expressionless
“That assessment was based on your interpretation. No need to be angry at me.
…I am only stating how one would see you as you describe yourself. Perhaps it’s because you’re too…simple minded.
…do you know what I would do if I was unkillable? If I could live forever?”
“That assessment was based on your interpretation. No need to be angry at me.
…I am only stating how one would see you as you describe yourself. Perhaps it’s because you’re too…simple minded.
…do you know what I would do if I was unkillable? If I could live forever?”
Sounds like it. The ability to never die and yet never be useful. Your existence only takes up space.
Truly a tragic existence
Truly a tragic existence
It's uncomfortable to be unkillable and still a pawn.
Unfortunately, sometimes that’s the case. Some people are kings and queens. Some are knights. Others are just disposable pawns.
August 8, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Sounds like it. The ability to never die and yet never be useful. Your existence only takes up space.
Truly a tragic existence
Truly a tragic existence
“Don’t mind me. I just found one joke of Joker’s mildly amusing.”
August 8, 2025 at 2:10 AM
“Don’t mind me. I just found one joke of Joker’s mildly amusing.”
Unfortunately, sometimes that’s the case. Some people are kings and queens. Some are knights. Others are just disposable pawns.
I'm really disposable, aren't I?
I'm just a plot. A ploy. I further ends that aren't my own, that gravitate around me but do not care about me.
I'm just a plot. A ploy. I further ends that aren't my own, that gravitate around me but do not care about me.
August 8, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Unfortunately, sometimes that’s the case. Some people are kings and queens. Some are knights. Others are just disposable pawns.
The Joker disgusts me every time I see him
August 7, 2025 at 2:14 AM
The Joker disgusts me every time I see him
…I suppose you also don’t want to hear about your mother and I…
August 6, 2025 at 5:48 PM
…I suppose you also don’t want to hear about your mother and I…
Supergirl and I have a history. Perhaps she wanted me as part of her harem at one point.
I’m flattered, obviously
I’m flattered, obviously
August 6, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Supergirl and I have a history. Perhaps she wanted me as part of her harem at one point.
I’m flattered, obviously
I’m flattered, obviously