Lex Luthor
@lexcorpceo.bsky.social
Humanity requires a firm and decisive leader to guide it through challenging times and towards a brighter future. Who better equipped to lead us into the battles of today ahead than the true Man Of Tomorrow? (DCRP)
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Lex Luthor
@lexcorpceo.bsky.social
· Dec 1
“Hᴇ’s ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴀɴʏ ᴍᴀɴ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ. Hᴇ’s ɪɴʜᴜᴍᴀɴ. Hᴇ’s ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴅ ᴏғ ᴘᴏᴛᴇɴᴛɪᴀʟ. Tʜᴇ ᴇɴᴅ ᴏғ ᴀᴄʜɪᴇᴠᴇᴍᴇɴᴛs. Tʜᴇ ᴇɴᴅ ᴏғ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍs. I’ʟʟ sᴀᴠᴇ ᴜs ғʀᴏᴍ ᴇxᴛɪɴᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍʏᴛʜɪᴄ ɴɪɢʜᴛᴍᴀʀᴇ. I ᴡᴏɴ’ᴛ sᴜʀʀᴇɴᴅᴇʀ. Wʜᴇɴ I’ᴍ ᴅᴏɴᴇ, ᴛʜᴇʏ’ʟʟ ᴡᴀᴋᴇ ᴜᴘ & sᴇᴇ ʜɪᴍ ᴀs ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴠɪʟ, & ᴛʜᴇʏ’ʟʟ sᴇᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴀs ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀᴜᴇ ᴍᴀɴ ᴏғ ᴛᴏᴍᴏʀʀᴏᴡ”
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“I got lots of Kryptonite.”
January 21, 2026 at 1:18 AM
“I got lots of Kryptonite.”
6-7 is the approximate minimum amount Supergirl wants to add to harem
January 20, 2026 at 6:38 PM
6-7 is the approximate minimum amount Supergirl wants to add to harem
Perhaps you should fly into a red sun. That should help.
I happen to know a few good planets with a red sun
I happen to know a few good planets with a red sun
How are you so good at this?...
She says she’ll fly into the sun but if she’s anything like her cousin she will just become more powerful.
Threatening to do that is essentially her saying she’s going to get a gun and threaten those who wrong her.
Do you not see how dangerous this alien is?
Threatening to do that is essentially her saying she’s going to get a gun and threaten those who wrong her.
Do you not see how dangerous this alien is?
January 20, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Perhaps you should fly into a red sun. That should help.
I happen to know a few good planets with a red sun
I happen to know a few good planets with a red sun
She says she’ll fly into the sun but if she’s anything like her cousin she will just become more powerful.
Threatening to do that is essentially her saying she’s going to get a gun and threaten those who wrong her.
Do you not see how dangerous this alien is?
Threatening to do that is essentially her saying she’s going to get a gun and threaten those who wrong her.
Do you not see how dangerous this alien is?
January 20, 2026 at 6:24 PM
She says she’ll fly into the sun but if she’s anything like her cousin she will just become more powerful.
Threatening to do that is essentially her saying she’s going to get a gun and threaten those who wrong her.
Do you not see how dangerous this alien is?
Threatening to do that is essentially her saying she’s going to get a gun and threaten those who wrong her.
Do you not see how dangerous this alien is?
// wait so I just realized that this recent comic that actually acknowledges Lex and Supergirl being a thing……has not come out yet?
Heh. HEH HEH HEH
…….oh fuck I forgot about the horse
Heh. HEH HEH HEH
…….oh fuck I forgot about the horse
January 20, 2026 at 5:36 PM
// wait so I just realized that this recent comic that actually acknowledges Lex and Supergirl being a thing……has not come out yet?
Heh. HEH HEH HEH
…….oh fuck I forgot about the horse
Heh. HEH HEH HEH
…….oh fuck I forgot about the horse
Anyways, I do miss our relationship Supergirl.
Especially how you used to jolly me out of my moods
Especially how you used to jolly me out of my moods
January 20, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Anyways, I do miss our relationship Supergirl.
Especially how you used to jolly me out of my moods
Especially how you used to jolly me out of my moods
“I’ll let the demon think they’re actually doing something.
LexCorp servers are as challenging to access as Wayne Industries or any government server.
Although I like planting fake documents to give any hackers a small sense of victory before a virus takes them down & reveals their location to me”
LexCorp servers are as challenging to access as Wayne Industries or any government server.
Although I like planting fake documents to give any hackers a small sense of victory before a virus takes them down & reveals their location to me”
January 20, 2026 at 5:28 PM
“I’ll let the demon think they’re actually doing something.
LexCorp servers are as challenging to access as Wayne Industries or any government server.
Although I like planting fake documents to give any hackers a small sense of victory before a virus takes them down & reveals their location to me”
LexCorp servers are as challenging to access as Wayne Industries or any government server.
Although I like planting fake documents to give any hackers a small sense of victory before a virus takes them down & reveals their location to me”
“Oh. You want to play that game?”
January 20, 2026 at 5:22 PM
“Oh. You want to play that game?”
“Oh, I could. But after all, maybe I enjoy the comedy of the blog. Especially the jokes about the third nipple. Maybe I should claim it’s true.”
“As if you don't have the power fuck up a fake blog using your name and take it down...”
“Not my blog. I have no control over it. And if you want real news, watch LexNews.
I’m a particular big fan of Westley Jotters and Millie Keagan. Very legitimate news anchors who only deliver the truth”
I’m a particular big fan of Westley Jotters and Millie Keagan. Very legitimate news anchors who only deliver the truth”
January 20, 2026 at 5:19 PM
“Oh, I could. But after all, maybe I enjoy the comedy of the blog. Especially the jokes about the third nipple. Maybe I should claim it’s true.”
// I turned around for two seconds and I got 16 notifications
……Man. Who knew the secret to success was to rage bait?
……Man. Who knew the secret to success was to rage bait?
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ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a tie that says ' tphoto ' on it
media.tenor.com
January 20, 2026 at 5:17 PM
// I turned around for two seconds and I got 16 notifications
……Man. Who knew the secret to success was to rage bait?
……Man. Who knew the secret to success was to rage bait?
“Not my blog. I have no control over it. And if you want real news, watch LexNews.
I’m a particular big fan of Westley Jotters and Millie Keagan. Very legitimate news anchors who only deliver the truth”
I’m a particular big fan of Westley Jotters and Millie Keagan. Very legitimate news anchors who only deliver the truth”
“Can you just not do fake news?
And while you are at it, use your money to, I don't know… TAKE OFF THE FUCKING BLOG!”
And while you are at it, use your money to, I don't know… TAKE OFF THE FUCKING BLOG!”
“Okay. You do have a third nipple. And you aren’t ticklish and do not have one sensitive spot located right by…
…oh. Am I assuming too much by assuming the variant has much in common with you?”
…oh. Am I assuming too much by assuming the variant has much in common with you?”
January 20, 2026 at 5:15 PM
“Not my blog. I have no control over it. And if you want real news, watch LexNews.
I’m a particular big fan of Westley Jotters and Millie Keagan. Very legitimate news anchors who only deliver the truth”
I’m a particular big fan of Westley Jotters and Millie Keagan. Very legitimate news anchors who only deliver the truth”
// Lex continues to be the worst
January 20, 2026 at 5:11 PM
// Lex continues to be the worst
“Okay. You do have a third nipple. And you aren’t ticklish and do not have one sensitive spot located right by…
…oh. Am I assuming too much by assuming the variant has much in common with you?”
…oh. Am I assuming too much by assuming the variant has much in common with you?”
. . .
“Lay down in a ditch and die, please . . .”
“Lay down in a ditch and die, please . . .”
“Let’s just say I’ve met a variant of Supergirl once who…”
he starts speaking in a very convincing Australian accent
“..who really liked Australian men with long flowing red hair.”
he starts speaking in a very convincing Australian accent
“..who really liked Australian men with long flowing red hair.”
January 20, 2026 at 5:09 PM
“Okay. You do have a third nipple. And you aren’t ticklish and do not have one sensitive spot located right by…
…oh. Am I assuming too much by assuming the variant has much in common with you?”
…oh. Am I assuming too much by assuming the variant has much in common with you?”
“Let’s just say I’ve met a variant of Supergirl once who…”
he starts speaking in a very convincing Australian accent
“..who really liked Australian men with long flowing red hair.”
he starts speaking in a very convincing Australian accent
“..who really liked Australian men with long flowing red hair.”
January 20, 2026 at 5:05 PM
“Let’s just say I’ve met a variant of Supergirl once who…”
he starts speaking in a very convincing Australian accent
“..who really liked Australian men with long flowing red hair.”
he starts speaking in a very convincing Australian accent
“..who really liked Australian men with long flowing red hair.”
Supergirl does not have three nipples. Believe me. I know. That blog isn’t real.
January 20, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Supergirl does not have three nipples. Believe me. I know. That blog isn’t real.
Lex steps into a soundproof room and begins punching the wall repeatedly, screaming
January 19, 2026 at 7:14 AM
Lex steps into a soundproof room and begins punching the wall repeatedly, screaming
// wild that I still get tagged on Twitter on Lex for things.
January 16, 2026 at 6:39 PM
// wild that I still get tagged on Twitter on Lex for things.
// where the fuck did that ñ come from?”
January 14, 2026 at 2:24 AM
// where the fuck did that ñ come from?”
“……What do you think would bring more sadness and disappointment?
The death and destruction of their entire race? Or knowing that one of the few survivors was a disappointment?
…your parents, I mean.ñ”
The death and destruction of their entire race? Or knowing that one of the few survivors was a disappointment?
…your parents, I mean.ñ”
“The more you talk, the more I wish I was actually drunk.”
“Much like most children, sometimes it’s best to let those of similar intellect figure it out for themselves. And it’s common for drunks to fail to comprehend even the most simplest of tasks. But for someone like you, it makes sense…especially with your kind”
January 14, 2026 at 2:24 AM
“……What do you think would bring more sadness and disappointment?
The death and destruction of their entire race? Or knowing that one of the few survivors was a disappointment?
…your parents, I mean.ñ”
The death and destruction of their entire race? Or knowing that one of the few survivors was a disappointment?
…your parents, I mean.ñ”
“Much like most children, sometimes it’s best to let those of similar intellect figure it out for themselves. And it’s common for drunks to fail to comprehend even the most simplest of tasks. But for someone like you, it makes sense…especially with your kind”
“YOU want to help poor drunk alien me to better myself?
Please enlighten me.”
Please enlighten me.”
“…You don’t know. Do you? Figures. I’m not surprised a drunken alien doesn’t know things.
What I’m offering here, as challenging as it may be for someone like you, is an opportunity to better yourself. If that’s even possible.”
What I’m offering here, as challenging as it may be for someone like you, is an opportunity to better yourself. If that’s even possible.”
January 14, 2026 at 1:48 AM
“Much like most children, sometimes it’s best to let those of similar intellect figure it out for themselves. And it’s common for drunks to fail to comprehend even the most simplest of tasks. But for someone like you, it makes sense…especially with your kind”
“…You don’t know. Do you? Figures. I’m not surprised a drunken alien doesn’t know things.
What I’m offering here, as challenging as it may be for someone like you, is an opportunity to better yourself. If that’s even possible.”
What I’m offering here, as challenging as it may be for someone like you, is an opportunity to better yourself. If that’s even possible.”
“You don't know the stereotype from your own planet?
Holy shit. I knew rich people lived in their own world, but c'mon, I'm an alien, and even I'm not that disconnected from Earth.”
Holy shit. I knew rich people lived in their own world, but c'mon, I'm an alien, and even I'm not that disconnected from Earth.”
“You assume I’m insulting you? I’ll try to get you to redeem yourself.
What’s the insult? Use that brain of yours to figure it out.”
What’s the insult? Use that brain of yours to figure it out.”
January 14, 2026 at 1:28 AM
“…You don’t know. Do you? Figures. I’m not surprised a drunken alien doesn’t know things.
What I’m offering here, as challenging as it may be for someone like you, is an opportunity to better yourself. If that’s even possible.”
What I’m offering here, as challenging as it may be for someone like you, is an opportunity to better yourself. If that’s even possible.”
“You assume I’m insulting you? I’ll try to get you to redeem yourself.
What’s the insult? Use that brain of yours to figure it out.”
What’s the insult? Use that brain of yours to figure it out.”
“Wooooow!
The rich villain is using the fact I'm blond as an insult? Color me surprised! How original!
And I thought you were smart...”
The rich villain is using the fact I'm blond as an insult? Color me surprised! How original!
And I thought you were smart...”
“…I see you fall into the blonde stereotype quite nicely”
January 14, 2026 at 1:18 AM
“You assume I’m insulting you? I’ll try to get you to redeem yourself.
What’s the insult? Use that brain of yours to figure it out.”
What’s the insult? Use that brain of yours to figure it out.”
“…I see you fall into the blonde stereotype quite nicely”
“But Superman can fly… Surely that means you look up to him then.”
“I tend to look down on those who I consider to be inferior. Or just pathetic.”
January 14, 2026 at 1:02 AM
“…I see you fall into the blonde stereotype quite nicely”
“I tend to look down on those who I consider to be inferior. Or just pathetic.”
What ya looking over there?
January 14, 2026 at 12:33 AM
“I tend to look down on those who I consider to be inferior. Or just pathetic.”
