Levi Carstensen
@levi-jeans.bsky.social
MN sports continue to make life difficult
Legitimately though let’s go
www.nytimes.com/athletic/688... Canucks trade Quinn Hughes to Wild: Sources
Canucks trade Quinn Hughes to Wild: Sources
The Minnesota Wild pulled off their biggest trade in franchise history Friday night.
www.nytimes.com
December 13, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Legitimately though let’s go
OHHHHH MY LORD I AM HAPPY
THIS CANNOT POSSIBLY GO WRONG
THIS CANNOT POSSIBLY GO WRONG
TRADE: The Minnesota Wild pulled off their biggest trade in franchise history Friday night with the blockbuster pickup of Norris Trophy-winning Vancouver Canucks defenseman Quinn Hughes.
December 13, 2025 at 1:21 AM
OHHHHH MY LORD I AM HAPPY
THIS CANNOT POSSIBLY GO WRONG
THIS CANNOT POSSIBLY GO WRONG
PLEASE Wild- hire Pete Deboer as soon as humanly possible. The Wild look God awful right now. Nothing is working or looks even remotely good right now.
Wild a hot mess this period and now Tarasenko has to ice the puck with Hartman on for 2:47, Hinostroza on for 2:26, Faber for 2:29, Brodin for 2:18 and himself at 1:53.
November 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
PLEASE Wild- hire Pete Deboer as soon as humanly possible. The Wild look God awful right now. Nothing is working or looks even remotely good right now.
SKI U MAH, ROW THE BOAT, GOOO GOPHERS!
a mascot stands in front of a banner that says touchdown on it
ALT: a mascot stands in front of a banner that says touchdown on it
media.tenor.com
August 29, 2025 at 12:51 AM
SKI U MAH, ROW THE BOAT, GOOO GOPHERS!
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why is the president the only person testing the limits of his power? everyone should see what they can get away with. what if zookeepers gave helicopters to gorillas? nobody has tried this
June 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
why is the president the only person testing the limits of his power? everyone should see what they can get away with. what if zookeepers gave helicopters to gorillas? nobody has tried this
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The Timberwolves had made one appearance in the conference finals. before 2024.
Tonight, Minnesota clinched its second straight trip to the Western Conference Finals.
Tonight, Minnesota clinched its second straight trip to the Western Conference Finals.
May 15, 2025 at 4:15 AM
The Timberwolves had made one appearance in the conference finals. before 2024.
Tonight, Minnesota clinched its second straight trip to the Western Conference Finals.
Tonight, Minnesota clinched its second straight trip to the Western Conference Finals.
Dude next to me on the flight is watching the final episode of Band of Brothers and got to the part where they do the final interviews with the surviving members of Easy Company
Don’t know how he isn’t crying
“Grandpa, were you a hero in the war?”
Don’t know how he isn’t crying
“Grandpa, were you a hero in the war?”
May 4, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Dude next to me on the flight is watching the final episode of Band of Brothers and got to the part where they do the final interviews with the surviving members of Easy Company
Don’t know how he isn’t crying
“Grandpa, were you a hero in the war?”
Don’t know how he isn’t crying
“Grandpa, were you a hero in the war?”
I’m going to cry manly tears
April 10, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I’m going to cry manly tears
This has been a total clown show in the best way possible
April 10, 2025 at 2:56 AM
This has been a total clown show in the best way possible
H8 this trade. Young skaters that have done a good job this season for a dude who isn’t getting ice time. Not sure what the logic is here, unless there’s more to come
www.nytimes.com/athletic/618... Wild trade Marat Khusnutdinov, Jakub Lauko to Bruins for Justin Brazeau
Wild trade Marat Khusnutdinov, Jakub Lauko to Bruins for Justin Brazeau
www.nytimes.com
March 7, 2025 at 5:22 AM
H8 this trade. Young skaters that have done a good job this season for a dude who isn’t getting ice time. Not sure what the logic is here, unless there’s more to come
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Conan O’Brien will be awarded the 26th annual Mark Twain Prize for American Humor in March, the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts announced Thursday. nyti.ms/42hpHCV
January 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Conan O’Brien will be awarded the 26th annual Mark Twain Prize for American Humor in March, the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts announced Thursday. nyti.ms/42hpHCV
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Heroic Dog Saves Family Of 5 From Herb-Roasted Chicken
Heroic Dog Saves Family Of 5 From Herb-Roasted Chicken
TACOMA, WA—Operating on pure natural instinct while leaping into action to protect his beloved owners, heroic dog Snickers saved a local family of five from the threat of an herb-roasted chicken, sour...
theonion.com
February 19, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Heroic Dog Saves Family Of 5 From Herb-Roasted Chicken
Booo Glen Taylor, boooo
Time to bring in someone who will actually retire KG’s jersey
Time to bring in someone who will actually retire KG’s jersey
The battle for control of the Timberwolves is over. Alex Rodriguez and Marc Lore prevail over longtime owner Glen Taylor, per @jonkrawczynski.bsky.social. They must still be approved by the NBA Board of Governors.
February 11, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Booo Glen Taylor, boooo
Time to bring in someone who will actually retire KG’s jersey
Time to bring in someone who will actually retire KG’s jersey
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The youngest player ever to score 40+ points.
The oldest player ever to score 40+ points.
LeBron James 👑
The oldest player ever to score 40+ points.
LeBron James 👑
February 7, 2025 at 12:06 PM
The youngest player ever to score 40+ points.
The oldest player ever to score 40+ points.
LeBron James 👑
The oldest player ever to score 40+ points.
LeBron James 👑
Saw a whale right off the shoreline while in Cabo. I think it just reconfirmed wanting to take care of the environment.
I don’t know how someone can see this and go “yea we should keep dumping waste and poisoning the water supply”
I don’t know how someone can see this and go “yea we should keep dumping waste and poisoning the water supply”
February 7, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Saw a whale right off the shoreline while in Cabo. I think it just reconfirmed wanting to take care of the environment.
I don’t know how someone can see this and go “yea we should keep dumping waste and poisoning the water supply”
I don’t know how someone can see this and go “yea we should keep dumping waste and poisoning the water supply”
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BREAKING: The Los Angeles Lakers have acquired Luka Doncic, sources confirm to The Athletic.
LA is sending Anthony Davis, Max Christie and a 2029 first-round pick to the Mavericks for Doncic, Maxi Kleber and Markieff Morris in a three-team deal involving the Jazz.
LA is sending Anthony Davis, Max Christie and a 2029 first-round pick to the Mavericks for Doncic, Maxi Kleber and Markieff Morris in a three-team deal involving the Jazz.
February 2, 2025 at 5:30 AM
BREAKING: The Los Angeles Lakers have acquired Luka Doncic, sources confirm to The Athletic.
LA is sending Anthony Davis, Max Christie and a 2029 first-round pick to the Mavericks for Doncic, Maxi Kleber and Markieff Morris in a three-team deal involving the Jazz.
LA is sending Anthony Davis, Max Christie and a 2029 first-round pick to the Mavericks for Doncic, Maxi Kleber and Markieff Morris in a three-team deal involving the Jazz.
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Three Blondes, by Judy Horowitz, 2017, 📸 by @BMPPhoto
January 14, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Three Blondes, by Judy Horowitz, 2017, 📸 by @BMPPhoto
Vikings game is great right now
January 14, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Vikings game is great right now
Quick look at my experience watching the Vikings tonight
January 14, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Quick look at my experience watching the Vikings tonight
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January 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
@russohockey.bsky.social is the ice bad tonight or something? Been seeing so many more fans on shots than usual, and the ice crew had mop buckets at the last break
January 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
@russohockey.bsky.social is the ice bad tonight or something? Been seeing so many more fans on shots than usual, and the ice crew had mop buckets at the last break
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LeBron Pressures Bronny To Have Grandchildren Before He’s Too Old To Play With Them In NBA
theonion.com/lebron-press...
theonion.com/lebron-press...
January 6, 2025 at 9:31 PM
LeBron Pressures Bronny To Have Grandchildren Before He’s Too Old To Play With Them In NBA
theonion.com/lebron-press...
theonion.com/lebron-press...
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Smiling Girl, a Courtesan, Holding an Obscene Image, by Gerrit van Honthorst, 1625
January 7, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Smiling Girl, a Courtesan, Holding an Obscene Image, by Gerrit van Honthorst, 1625