"what's my necklace made of"

For some reason I cried more on my re-watch of Wilson's heart than the first time.

My thought for this Tuesday ☕️☕️☕️

Crazy Taxi was such a good concept for a game. It’s all in the title. You’re mentally ill, and you own a taxi. Sign me up.

As I have somehow surpassed 7k followers on here I thought it might be nice to do a giveaway: All 7 of my books to one lovely winner. Just share and like to be in with a chance! 😁📚

the butthole and the mouth are just two ends of a fleshy silly straw

This needs to be said, loud, and often.

Avengers is about being a cop

X-Men is about being marginalized

Spider-Man is about paying rent

when I find my lighter

I'm terrified :3

Credit is on the photo

Not 100% sure whom it is

Something scary, today at work someone called the building from Google, 100% thought it was a real person. They asked if our business was still named so and so, and I said yes. But I noticed some strange things with the conversation like, the other person didn't really follow conversational norms 1/

Banned on twitter for a week dawg

I'm off my ass

This is my dawg.
I love my dawg.
Her name is Chewy.

#Vote

Twitter sucks ass