I’m such a people-pleasing doormat that I need to get my bitch wiggles out over fictional characters on 30 year old shows I’m sorry Lucy it’s nothing personal (you’re not real)

okay

moms are allowed to tipsy skeet on mothers day eve sorry I don’t make the rules

Favorite person on the face of the planet. That’s my fucking guy right there.

This post inspired by a reddit thread about “how do I limit my child’s screen time?” Super easy solutions here: 1) don’t give your kid a tablet/smartphone, and 2) turn off the tv at some point

this is now a Pitt stan account

This is like when Ringo dropped a new album like 10 years ago and they sold it at Starbucks and played some in stores and one day I heard from two friends who didn’t know each other that they’d seen/heard Ringo on their coffee runs that day. Is this aura farming?

>rly appreciate that The Pitt decided to go the way of minimal soundtrack bc the ER background music makes everything so much more stressful