uncle baby becky
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she/her • desert-dweller • mother • technical writer • technically, I’m a writer 🐌
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don draper: i propose a toast
walter white: what should we drink to?
tony soprano: how about family?
dave from storage wars: YUUUUP!
walter white: what should we drink to?
tony soprano: how about family?
dave from storage wars: YUUUUP!
November 21, 2025 at 1:06 AM
don draper: i propose a toast
walter white: what should we drink to?
tony soprano: how about family?
dave from storage wars: YUUUUP!
walter white: what should we drink to?
tony soprano: how about family?
dave from storage wars: YUUUUP!
u ever hate a TV character so much that u inconvenience urself just to watch the episode of their show where they die (this skeet is about Lucy from “ER” she just checked David Krumholtz in I know what this means)
July 6, 2025 at 5:22 AM
u ever hate a TV character so much that u inconvenience urself just to watch the episode of their show where they die (this skeet is about Lucy from “ER” she just checked David Krumholtz in I know what this means)
Husband cleaned while I was out at dinner and put all my stuff that needs to come upstairs in a dish. He called it both “accoutre-mom” and “yo-pourri…because it ain’t my pourri”
I will be seeing a divorce lawyer first thing in the morning
I will be seeing a divorce lawyer first thing in the morning
June 25, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Husband cleaned while I was out at dinner and put all my stuff that needs to come upstairs in a dish. He called it both “accoutre-mom” and “yo-pourri…because it ain’t my pourri”
I will be seeing a divorce lawyer first thing in the morning
I will be seeing a divorce lawyer first thing in the morning
I don’t put pictures of my kid online anymore but I just need you all to know we got an all-timer together a couple weeks ago. Christmas card, print-it-out-and-frame-it, keep-looking-at-it-just-to-smile cute. It’s adorable pls take my word for it bc I respect his privacy.
May 27, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I don’t put pictures of my kid online anymore but I just need you all to know we got an all-timer together a couple weeks ago. Christmas card, print-it-out-and-frame-it, keep-looking-at-it-just-to-smile cute. It’s adorable pls take my word for it bc I respect his privacy.
of all the hats I’ve worn, “mom” is by far my favorite. My beautiful child can read and tell jokes and emit the most glorious peals of laughter and he does such good silly faces and he knows to cross his arms and harrumph when he’s mad and he is my entire heart walking around outside of my chest
May 11, 2025 at 6:12 AM
of all the hats I’ve worn, “mom” is by far my favorite. My beautiful child can read and tell jokes and emit the most glorious peals of laughter and he does such good silly faces and he knows to cross his arms and harrumph when he’s mad and he is my entire heart walking around outside of my chest
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In America, it’s illegal to not supply your child with their own screen before their first birthday
April 28, 2025 at 2:33 PM
In America, it’s illegal to not supply your child with their own screen before their first birthday
unrelated but I forgot “wussy” was an actual word for a second and tried to suss out what kind of pussy we were talking about here
without any wussy modern conveniences like "communications technology" or "cold weather clothes manufactured after 1910"
conclusion: we must send Andrew Tate on an expedition to upper Mongolia
April 23, 2025 at 5:02 AM
unrelated but I forgot “wussy” was an actual word for a second and tried to suss out what kind of pussy we were talking about here
watching Pulp Fiction and a $5 milkshake is actually a pretty good deal in this economy
April 21, 2025 at 4:31 PM
watching Pulp Fiction and a $5 milkshake is actually a pretty good deal in this economy
ur day ever so stressful u turn on The Pitt to wind down
April 16, 2025 at 1:49 AM
ur day ever so stressful u turn on The Pitt to wind down
what if instead of John it was Jogn
April 9, 2025 at 5:05 AM
what if instead of John it was Jogn
tried browsing tiktok today since I’m off twitter/meta now and fuck it’s loud over there
April 9, 2025 at 1:47 AM
tried browsing tiktok today since I’m off twitter/meta now and fuck it’s loud over there
did a “personal branding” headshot session through work and while I’m chuffed with the results I’m realizing quickly that you really only need one headshot. What am I going to do with these other 16 photos that are great but crop weird on Teams?
April 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM
did a “personal branding” headshot session through work and while I’m chuffed with the results I’m realizing quickly that you really only need one headshot. What am I going to do with these other 16 photos that are great but crop weird on Teams?
everyone’s asking me how I feel about the Beatles biopics casting, and while I have exactly 0 strong feelings about any of it in either direction, it’s nice to know I’m still the designated Beatles person in all of my social circles
April 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
everyone’s asking me how I feel about the Beatles biopics casting, and while I have exactly 0 strong feelings about any of it in either direction, it’s nice to know I’m still the designated Beatles person in all of my social circles
love The Pitt so much I’ve decided to give ER a whirl and a few thoughts:
>omg I got to watch Dr. Robby learn how to intubate
>eyeBROWS on the WHOLE CAST beautiful astounding
>how tf did Clooney get all the “handsomest man in the world” glow for decades when Noah Wyle was quite literally right there
>omg I got to watch Dr. Robby learn how to intubate
>eyeBROWS on the WHOLE CAST beautiful astounding
>how tf did Clooney get all the “handsomest man in the world” glow for decades when Noah Wyle was quite literally right there
April 1, 2025 at 5:11 PM
love The Pitt so much I’ve decided to give ER a whirl and a few thoughts:
>omg I got to watch Dr. Robby learn how to intubate
>eyeBROWS on the WHOLE CAST beautiful astounding
>how tf did Clooney get all the “handsomest man in the world” glow for decades when Noah Wyle was quite literally right there
>omg I got to watch Dr. Robby learn how to intubate
>eyeBROWS on the WHOLE CAST beautiful astounding
>how tf did Clooney get all the “handsomest man in the world” glow for decades when Noah Wyle was quite literally right there
I have at least three ngl
December 25, 2024 at 5:55 AM
I have at least three ngl
fuck caramels I’m carrying around a variety of Chimes flavors in my purse
July 27, 2023 at 3:43 PM
fuck caramels I’m carrying around a variety of Chimes flavors in my purse
it’ll never get old idc
July 27, 2023 at 12:08 AM
it’ll never get old idc
the best part about being a writer is never writing
July 26, 2023 at 4:53 AM
the best part about being a writer is never writing
barista said, “We’ll get that cold brew right out for you, boss,” this morning and I’m going to ride this high for the rest of my life
July 26, 2023 at 4:01 AM
barista said, “We’ll get that cold brew right out for you, boss,” this morning and I’m going to ride this high for the rest of my life
wants to hit the pen bf, hasn’t hit the pen yet gf
July 26, 2023 at 3:27 AM
wants to hit the pen bf, hasn’t hit the pen yet gf