Husband cleaned while I was out at dinner and put all my stuff that needs to come upstairs in a dish. He called it both “accoutre-mom” and “yo-pourri…because it ain’t my pourri”
I will be seeing a divorce lawyer first thing in the morning

okay

In America, it’s illegal to not supply your child with their own screen before their first birthday

I have at least three ngl

please clap

it’ll never get old idc