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Dave
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I'm a JavaScript enjoying space cadet from Detroit
Trying Zed out and it feels good, but weak editorconfig support makes me sad
November 18, 2025 at 4:15 PM
In a meeting where my boss keeps asking me questions but never stops talking so I never answer the questions
November 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Yesterday my son learned that dinosaurs hatched from eggs.

Today he had a meltdown because he learned that he did not hatch from an egg.

Honestly I kinda get it
November 10, 2025 at 1:42 PM
The problems with buying tasty snacks for my kid are

1. they are tasty
2. I have the palette of a 12 year old
November 7, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Just got to work and realized my shirt is inside out
November 6, 2025 at 12:48 PM
If the news is to be trusted, slamming Trump seems to be ineffective. It might be time to try something more drastic, like a stone cold stunner
November 3, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Blows my mind how many people are willing to shrug off a Nazi tattoo
October 29, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Did they just turn clippy into the harbinger of doom?
October 24, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Do you think they started a frog suit buyers list?
October 16, 2025 at 4:19 PM
It turns out my wife's pixel phone recognized my John Candy shirt as a person and created a collection dedicated to me wearing it throughout the years
September 29, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Where's Waldo for the modern age
which one is in trump’s cabinet bc idk: thread
September 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Web awards seem to have an obsession with parallax and I hate it
September 19, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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I recommend everyone watches this
September 14, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Made the mistake of logging into LinkedIn again today, one day I'll learn
How is LinkedIn content so bad
September 13, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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So after two straight days of Republicans saying trans people and the Left did this, threatening full on violence, it turns out the suspect is a politically unaffiliated white dude who was trained to use guns by his Republican law enforcement dad? Do I have that right?
September 12, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Using this piece by @reallygoodwizard.bsky.social in my introductory lectures for my design students.
August 31, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Stephen Miller is a rabid chihuahua
August 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
August 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
rip
GitHub is no longer independent at Microsoft, as CEO Thomas Dohmke resigns. GitHub is now moving to Microsoft's AI engineering team, CoreAI, with a new structure for GitHub's leadership team. Details 👇 www.theverge.com/news/757461/...
GitHub is no longer independent at Microsoft after CEO resignation
GitHub will be part of Microsoft’s AI engineering team
www.theverge.com
August 11, 2025 at 10:09 PM
August 6, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Is it time for a CSS reset amendment that column flexes all the things?
July 30, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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The right-wing backlash against #Superman this week got me thinking: Has this happened before?

That led to the discovery of these headline — from April 1940, when the official newspaper of the SS took umbrage at the comic book hero and ridiculed its creators.

My how times change ...
July 11, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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July 11, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Let me get this straight. You want to throw out the rancid leftovers and make a brand new meal an hour before dinner time?

Are you OK?

Are you high?
June 28, 2025 at 2:50 AM