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Nic
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Writer of Less Useful Things, Wrestling With Wrodger Wrestling, Poetic Collect and ____ ____.

My day job is in marketing and advertising so I talk about that sometimes too.

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As promised, here's a new article: an updated look on my pre-season vibe check. What teams have shifted for better or worse? Let's discuss.

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On The 2025 NFL season: VIBE check UPDATE WEEK 5
As we head to Week 5 of the NFL, let’s take a look back at my preseason vibe check and see what times moved up and down.
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I don't care if it's a real NY slice: I'd rather jam a nail in my nut sack then eat a piece of Sbarro pizza.
November 15, 2025 at 5:17 PM
As we learned post-covid, these prices aren't going back down for the consumer. The companies will just make a greater profit.
November 15, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I saw that post about Heinz ketchup and too many people are far too online. When someone says "Heinz Ketchup is good" they are not asking for:
- a moral quandary about the Heinz family
- a recipe for your homemade ketchup
- it's sugar content

It's ok not to respond to a post with your opinion.
November 15, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I am considering doing a late night call in show.
November 15, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I'm so tired of people saying "I'm cooked". I can live with and accept pretty much all slang at all times but something about this annoys me and I don't know why.
November 15, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Fine. I will be your leader.

Everyone get behind me.
Tim Miller makes a plea for more straight, woke influencers: "This is a message for hot straight men with muscles who work out, and who are also woke. We just need you to just do a little bit of commentary."
November 15, 2025 at 1:09 PM
My son and I have always been close but as he's gotten older his sense of humor is basically identical to mine. I felt it was time like a month ago to show him Tim Robinson and he immediately got it. Put a tear in my mind when he and I sang Friday Night last night
November 15, 2025 at 12:37 PM
They'll pull your hair up and not out
November 15, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Other creatives (and especially writers): do you ever have an idea that seems really cool and then you start outlining and taking notes and you realize as cool as it seemed you lose the desire to work on it any further?
November 15, 2025 at 3:29 AM
You know what time it is
November 15, 2025 at 2:22 AM
It's important to understand that no part of their belief is rooted in any form of the bible. It's built around the interpretation they have been told and want to believe. The hypocrisy is the point because it's not rooted in faith but in ego. You can never be wrong if you are making all the rules.
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Sometimes Steve King has the most normal posts to such a degree it still somehow surprises me
November 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I can understand why people dislike a Metroid game that is not the one they've created in their head after decades of building it up based on the previous Prime games. I have no clue if this new game is good or bad though because it has not been released yet though and I will reserve judgement.
November 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I mean they should never win any copyright case anywhere. They've created nothing and stolen everything.
November 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
We are at the point in the NFL season where it's pretty clear what teams do well, what they do poorly and what the real odds of them making a run are.

And then? You have the Eagles. A team that is statistically...fine. But also like getting nails hammered into your nail beds.
November 14, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Slingin' Sammy Seahawk
The Seahawks passing attack is explosive. How explosive? They currently have the highest explosive passing rate since at least 2002 and Sam Darnold is tied with Kurt Warner’s 2000 season for the highest yards per attempt by a QB in a season since Norm Van Brocklin in 1954.
November 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
There are layers and layers of dogshit to this whole thing but the part where "Charlie" says "Hey grandma I made this really crazy shot in basketball" and the replicAInt says "I don't care about basketball TELL ME ABOUT YOUR CRUSH" is legitimately like...this whole thing is fake. Just put a space.
New insult to life itself just dropped
November 14, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Lizards are a lot like cilantro: either you are all in or you are mostly out
November 14, 2025 at 9:26 PM
On one hand I'm excited because Star Trek, written by people who clearly love the IP that they work with. On the other, even though I already knew it to be the case, I am sad we do not get another D&D movie.
November 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Phil Simms refuses to read or learn about a stat that's existed since 2011. Also, he's mad because people throw a lot of screens and back in his day you just let the defender's rip your skull off.
November 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM
This is not remotely representative of the actual industry. There's a million reasons for this but also: they did this survey in July. Even in those 4 months another large chunk of the industry has been laid off.
November 14, 2025 at 8:36 PM
What a jaunty tune
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 6:56 PM
The only people who still think Bill Clinton matters are conservatives
* TRUMP: ASKING DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE, FBI TO INVESTIGATE JEFFREY EPSTEIN'S ALLEGED TIES WITH BILL CLINTON, LARRY SUMMERS, REID HOFFMAN, J.P. MORGAN CHASE AND OTHERS

@reuters.com
November 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Why is the Jetpack Joyride music playing in the background
"Not just the players, not just the coaches, the entire program."
November 14, 2025 at 3:56 PM