Listen. It’s not great. It’s not even really good. But I will say The Holiday is not the movie you think it is.
December 7, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Listen. It’s not great. It’s not even really good. But I will say The Holiday is not the movie you think it is.
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ME: they shouldn't be able to say 'your order has shipped' when they've just created a label. That's not shipped.
ISAAC CHOTINER: so, you've never claimed to have a task underway when you've merely opened the file?
ME: that's not-
CHOTINER: in this Teams message to your boss, you said-
ISAAC CHOTINER: so, you've never claimed to have a task underway when you've merely opened the file?
ME: that's not-
CHOTINER: in this Teams message to your boss, you said-
December 5, 2025 at 3:25 PM
ME: they shouldn't be able to say 'your order has shipped' when they've just created a label. That's not shipped.
ISAAC CHOTINER: so, you've never claimed to have a task underway when you've merely opened the file?
ME: that's not-
CHOTINER: in this Teams message to your boss, you said-
ISAAC CHOTINER: so, you've never claimed to have a task underway when you've merely opened the file?
ME: that's not-
CHOTINER: in this Teams message to your boss, you said-
Here’s one positive note none of you bozos saw coming last January: new Starting Line album that came out in September is pretty fuckin’ great.
Roses, thorns, etc.
Roses, thorns, etc.
December 3, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Here’s one positive note none of you bozos saw coming last January: new Starting Line album that came out in September is pretty fuckin’ great.
Roses, thorns, etc.
Roses, thorns, etc.
Well, appreciate Fulham giving me my full attention for this afternoon’s upcoming meetings.
December 2, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Well, appreciate Fulham giving me my full attention for this afternoon’s upcoming meetings.
Hey @actioncookbook.com:
if you take your spicy cranberry sauce recipe and just make it as listed pre-adobos that’ll work as a regular non-spicy version, yeah? So if you wanted to make both you could presumably double the non-adobo ingredients, scoop out half and then add adobo to remainder?
if you take your spicy cranberry sauce recipe and just make it as listed pre-adobos that’ll work as a regular non-spicy version, yeah? So if you wanted to make both you could presumably double the non-adobo ingredients, scoop out half and then add adobo to remainder?
November 23, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Hey @actioncookbook.com:
if you take your spicy cranberry sauce recipe and just make it as listed pre-adobos that’ll work as a regular non-spicy version, yeah? So if you wanted to make both you could presumably double the non-adobo ingredients, scoop out half and then add adobo to remainder?
if you take your spicy cranberry sauce recipe and just make it as listed pre-adobos that’ll work as a regular non-spicy version, yeah? So if you wanted to make both you could presumably double the non-adobo ingredients, scoop out half and then add adobo to remainder?
what the fuck was that punt.
you know which one I mean.
you know which one I mean.
November 22, 2025 at 5:12 AM
what the fuck was that punt.
you know which one I mean.
you know which one I mean.
I’ve always wondered how non-voters could possibly decide to stay on the sidelines but I gotta say I’m starting to see it now.
November 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I’ve always wondered how non-voters could possibly decide to stay on the sidelines but I gotta say I’m starting to see it now.
Watched first episode of The Lowdown tonight and I gotta say, you could do a lot worse for a heuristic than @briancgrubb.bsky.social ‘s “Bozo With a Purpose” when it comes to picking a TV show to watch. Good pilot.
November 7, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Watched first episode of The Lowdown tonight and I gotta say, you could do a lot worse for a heuristic than @briancgrubb.bsky.social ‘s “Bozo With a Purpose” when it comes to picking a TV show to watch. Good pilot.
Come on, ya lil’ meatball.
November 2, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Come on, ya lil’ meatball.
This year’s Halloween magic: wife and I put lights on our steps and decided on Pac Man pumpkins as entirely separate thoughts. We even put the pumpkins out with ZERO thought as to which should go left and which right—-ended up creating a dang Pac Man game board right on our porch purely by chance
November 1, 2025 at 12:55 PM
This year’s Halloween magic: wife and I put lights on our steps and decided on Pac Man pumpkins as entirely separate thoughts. We even put the pumpkins out with ZERO thought as to which should go left and which right—-ended up creating a dang Pac Man game board right on our porch purely by chance
It’s gonna be a beautiful, proper fall day and not even the Noles can ruin things because they’re on a bye.
Let’s go.
Let’s go.
October 25, 2025 at 1:03 PM
It’s gonna be a beautiful, proper fall day and not even the Noles can ruin things because they’re on a bye.
Let’s go.
Let’s go.
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if you have infinite monkeys typing on infinite typewriters one of them will eventually produce the entire works of shakespeare. but you don't have that kind of start up capital. start with 10 monkeys writing steven king's Christine. soon you'll be turning a profit and can start scaling your monkeys
September 17, 2025 at 1:27 AM
if you have infinite monkeys typing on infinite typewriters one of them will eventually produce the entire works of shakespeare. but you don't have that kind of start up capital. start with 10 monkeys writing steven king's Christine. soon you'll be turning a profit and can start scaling your monkeys
Buzz, your Dolphins—WOOF.
September 7, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Buzz, your Dolphins—WOOF.
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PHOEBE BRIDGERS: it feels like you played a lot more two-high last year
STEVE SPAGNUOLO: that's right, phoebe
STEVE SPAGNUOLO: that's right, phoebe
Jack Antonoff: and I guess that's how we sorta landed on the bedroom pop feel of Midnights
Andy Reid: [wiping blue cheese dressing from his mustache]
Andy Reid: [wiping blue cheese dressing from his mustache]
August 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
PHOEBE BRIDGERS: it feels like you played a lot more two-high last year
STEVE SPAGNUOLO: that's right, phoebe
STEVE SPAGNUOLO: that's right, phoebe
August 16, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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[writing the constitution]
Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president"
Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that
Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president"
Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that
Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
August 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
[writing the constitution]
Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president"
Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that
Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president"
Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that
Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
Enjoying my Saturday coffee with @briancgrubb.bsky.social ‘s newsletter and so wait—
in this Air Bud sequel, the Air Bud movie exists? So the idea of a dog playing basketball is known by everyone? And they STILL haven’t instituted any rules against it?!
in this Air Bud sequel, the Air Bud movie exists? So the idea of a dog playing basketball is known by everyone? And they STILL haven’t instituted any rules against it?!
August 9, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Enjoying my Saturday coffee with @briancgrubb.bsky.social ‘s newsletter and so wait—
in this Air Bud sequel, the Air Bud movie exists? So the idea of a dog playing basketball is known by everyone? And they STILL haven’t instituted any rules against it?!
in this Air Bud sequel, the Air Bud movie exists? So the idea of a dog playing basketball is known by everyone? And they STILL haven’t instituted any rules against it?!
Democrats are hammered anytime anyone with a record is charged with anything new but I don’t hear a peep from national Dems about this completely R-led state letting a man out on bond who’s currently got an attempted murder charge he earned in prison.
My kingdom for a D who fights like an R.
My kingdom for a D who fights like an R.
August 2, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Democrats are hammered anytime anyone with a record is charged with anything new but I don’t hear a peep from national Dems about this completely R-led state letting a man out on bond who’s currently got an attempted murder charge he earned in prison.
My kingdom for a D who fights like an R.
My kingdom for a D who fights like an R.
KEEPER AT THE 5 SPOT AND SHE BLEW IT!!!!
July 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
KEEPER AT THE 5 SPOT AND SHE BLEW IT!!!!
The tennis is, fortunately, incredible. It brings me great pleasure to report this.
July 13, 2025 at 4:54 PM
The tennis is, fortunately, incredible. It brings me great pleasure to report this.
Somehow I blame GREGGGGGG for that too.
June 30, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Somehow I blame GREGGGGGG for that too.
US passing in this game has been ATROCIOUS.
June 30, 2025 at 12:38 AM
US passing in this game has been ATROCIOUS.
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putting my phone in Bus Mode (video volume to 200%)
July 14, 2024 at 11:24 AM
putting my phone in Bus Mode (video volume to 200%)
As one of the only folks in America watching US/Haiti and given current events already this weekend I gotta say the range of possibilities I considered when I saw this were WIDE RANGING.
June 23, 2025 at 12:31 AM
As one of the only folks in America watching US/Haiti and given current events already this weekend I gotta say the range of possibilities I considered when I saw this were WIDE RANGING.