Kinda bullshit Chick-fil-a advertises delicious stuff on Sundays

Does it make anyone else nervous when Gandalf runs with his sword out?

How bout Elon takes his rag tag band of overly hubrised techbro efficiency weirdos to some insurance companies?

@lereeesh.bsky.social: 9yo and I have formed a union

MAGA: if I’m so ignorant, why did the smartest man in the world choose my team?

Me: for exactly what trait do you believe Darth Vader chose the storm troopers?

If I were giving Sauron his annual review, I would use the orcs abject lack of oral hygiene as a concrete example why we were putting him on a PIP for rating element three, execution of duties.

OH MY GOD NOT AGAIN

Me: afterward will I have the urge to oink?

Orthopedic surgeon: for the last time, I’m not giving you a pig shoulder

assume the Trump cabinet is actually an elaborate locked room murder mystery and Benoit Blanc is going to soon make a grand appearance