@lereeesh.bsky.social
Kinda bullshit Chick-fil-a advertises delicious stuff on Sundays
August 24, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Kinda bullshit Chick-fil-a advertises delicious stuff on Sundays
Does it make anyone else nervous when Gandalf runs with his sword out?
February 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Does it make anyone else nervous when Gandalf runs with his sword out?
The other choice is to work for the man who doesn’t keep his promises. Like keeping your job or not being abused. Either way is hard, don’t blame workers.
February 5, 2025 at 4:05 AM
The other choice is to work for the man who doesn’t keep his promises. Like keeping your job or not being abused. Either way is hard, don’t blame workers.
How bout Elon takes his rag tag band of overly hubrised techbro efficiency weirdos to some insurance companies?
February 2, 2025 at 7:27 PM
How bout Elon takes his rag tag band of overly hubrised techbro efficiency weirdos to some insurance companies?
We are fighting tyranny
December 21, 2024 at 10:54 PM
We are fighting tyranny
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@lereeesh.bsky.social: 9yo and I have formed a union
December 21, 2024 at 10:53 PM
@lereeesh.bsky.social: 9yo and I have formed a union
Um, some of us, you know, work for the government and rely on, you know, paychecks. Not to mention have real work and deadlines set by courts etc.
December 19, 2024 at 1:33 AM
Um, some of us, you know, work for the government and rely on, you know, paychecks. Not to mention have real work and deadlines set by courts etc.
Blue Jays earnestness inspires me
December 11, 2024 at 5:48 PM
Blue Jays earnestness inspires me
MAGA: if I’m so ignorant, why did the smartest man in the world choose my team?
Me: for exactly what trait do you believe Darth Vader chose the storm troopers?
Me: for exactly what trait do you believe Darth Vader chose the storm troopers?
December 11, 2024 at 12:21 AM
MAGA: if I’m so ignorant, why did the smartest man in the world choose my team?
Me: for exactly what trait do you believe Darth Vader chose the storm troopers?
Me: for exactly what trait do you believe Darth Vader chose the storm troopers?
If I were giving Sauron his annual review, I would use the orcs abject lack of oral hygiene as a concrete example why we were putting him on a PIP for rating element three, execution of duties.
December 8, 2024 at 8:20 PM
If I were giving Sauron his annual review, I would use the orcs abject lack of oral hygiene as a concrete example why we were putting him on a PIP for rating element three, execution of duties.
When I approved Operation Midnight Smoothie, I did not understand she was starting the assembly at the subatomic particle level
December 6, 2024 at 3:23 AM
When I approved Operation Midnight Smoothie, I did not understand she was starting the assembly at the subatomic particle level
Looking prescient
December 2, 2024 at 2:44 AM
Looking prescient
Doesn’t matter. Do something. Declare victory.
November 30, 2024 at 4:28 AM
Doesn’t matter. Do something. Declare victory.
Do nothing. Declare victory. Amplify victory. Repeat.
November 30, 2024 at 4:27 AM
Do nothing. Declare victory. Amplify victory. Repeat.
Gundy must have really incriminating pics of T Boone
November 29, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Gundy must have really incriminating pics of T Boone
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OH MY GOD NOT AGAIN
November 28, 2024 at 5:07 PM
OH MY GOD NOT AGAIN
Me: afterward will I have the urge to oink?
Orthopedic surgeon: for the last time, I’m not giving you a pig shoulder
Orthopedic surgeon: for the last time, I’m not giving you a pig shoulder
November 27, 2024 at 4:16 PM
Me: afterward will I have the urge to oink?
Orthopedic surgeon: for the last time, I’m not giving you a pig shoulder
Orthopedic surgeon: for the last time, I’m not giving you a pig shoulder
I gotta lap them up like spilled milk
November 27, 2024 at 1:33 AM
I gotta lap them up like spilled milk
assume the Trump cabinet is actually an elaborate locked room murder mystery and Benoit Blanc is going to soon make a grand appearance
November 20, 2024 at 5:41 PM
assume the Trump cabinet is actually an elaborate locked room murder mystery and Benoit Blanc is going to soon make a grand appearance