Faux Pelini
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Coach, yeller, philanthropist, anger manager. Column on Substack. Formerly at The Athletic. (Parody account)
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New column with some post holiday advice
Bad Gifts and Good Parties
January 6, 2026
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January 6, 2026 at 10:19 PM
New column with some post holiday advice
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October 1, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Let’s do a better job looking out for each other in 2026 ~ @fauxpelini.bsky.social
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Dealing With It
December 30, 2025
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January 1, 2026 at 12:20 PM
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Last column of the year and not the most hilarious but maybe you’ll like it anyway
Dealing With It
December 30, 2025
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December 31, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Last column of the year and not the most hilarious but maybe you’ll like it anyway
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My holiday gift to you, please read and enjoy
Solving Christmas
December 23, 2025
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December 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
My holiday gift to you, please read and enjoy
My holiday gift to you, please read and enjoy
Solving Christmas
December 23, 2025
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December 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
My holiday gift to you, please read and enjoy
We love this playoff but we don’t understand it
New column
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No Need to Argue (But We Will)
December 16, 2025
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December 17, 2025 at 12:17 AM
We love this playoff but we don’t understand it
New column
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December 12, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Has God abandoned Notre Dame
You decide
You decide
Has God Abandoned Notre Dame?
December 9, 2025
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December 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Has God abandoned Notre Dame
You decide
You decide
Has God abandoned Notre Dame
You decide
You decide
Has God Abandoned Notre Dame?
December 9, 2025
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December 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Has God abandoned Notre Dame
You decide
You decide
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December 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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On job-hopping and Lane Kiffin
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Pick a Lane
December 2, 2025
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December 3, 2025 at 1:54 PM
On job-hopping and Lane Kiffin
New column
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On job-hopping and Lane Kiffin
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Pick a Lane
December 2, 2025
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December 3, 2025 at 1:54 PM
On job-hopping and Lane Kiffin
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November 30, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Thanksgiving column, quick read it before it’s too late
Let's Celebrate
November 26, 2025
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November 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Thanksgiving column, quick read it before it’s too late
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November 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Five Rules for Not Getting Stuck in Your Career
November 18, 2025
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November 20, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Food For Thought
October 28, 2025
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October 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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New column on the ethics of tortilla tossing and other important matters
The Tortilla Dilemma
October 21, 2025
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October 21, 2025 at 7:38 PM
New column on the ethics of tortilla tossing and other important matters
If you’re offered a head football coach job I want you to take it. New column this week
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The Best Job Not to Have
October 14, 2025
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October 16, 2025 at 6:13 PM
If you’re offered a head football coach job I want you to take it. New column this week
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October 7, 2025
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October 1, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Too Much Football
TikTok News, Quiet-Firing and a New Dinosaur
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September 30, 2025 at 11:30 PM