Faux Pelini
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Coach, yeller, philanthropist, anger manager. Column on Substack. Contributor at The Athletic. (Parody account)
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Five Rules for Not Getting Stuck in Your Career
November 18, 2025
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November 20, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Food For Thought
October 28, 2025
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October 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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The Tortilla Dilemma
October 21, 2025
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October 21, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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If you’re offered a head football coach job I want you to take it. New column this week
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The Best Job Not to Have
October 14, 2025
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October 16, 2025 at 6:13 PM
If you’re offered a head football coach job I want you to take it. New column this week
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October 1, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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October 7, 2025
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Squirreled | Faux Pelini | Substack
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October 1, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Too Much Football
TikTok News, Quiet-Firing and a New Dinosaur
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September 30, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Too Much Football
TikTok News, Quiet-Firing and a New Dinosaur
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September 30, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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August 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Is Colt McCoy going to talk the whole game
November 30, 2024 at 12:55 AM
Is Colt McCoy going to talk the whole game
OH MY GOD NOT AGAIN
November 28, 2024 at 5:07 PM
OH MY GOD NOT AGAIN
Saquon Barkley is only good because he’s big and runs really fast
November 25, 2024 at 4:25 AM
Saquon Barkley is only good because he’s big and runs really fast
ok extending the deadline to noon Wednesday
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November 25, 2024 at 4:20 AM
ok extending the deadline to noon Wednesday
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November 24, 2024 at 4:41 AM
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LAST TIME WE WENT TO A BOWL GAME TRUMP HAD JUST BEEN ELECTED HAHA IT SEEMS LIKE SO LONG AGO
November 23, 2024 at 11:57 PM
LAST TIME WE WENT TO A BOWL GAME TRUMP HAD JUST BEEN ELECTED HAHA IT SEEMS LIKE SO LONG AGO
NO BIG DEAL NEBRASKA IS GOING TO A BOWL GAME how do bowl games work again
November 23, 2024 at 11:40 PM
NO BIG DEAL NEBRASKA IS GOING TO A BOWL GAME how do bowl games work again
If I get 10 million followers on this app by midnight I’ll buy a bowl game and put the Huskers in it
pls send this to everyone you know
pls send this to everyone you know
November 23, 2024 at 3:03 PM
If I get 10 million followers on this app by midnight I’ll buy a bowl game and put the Huskers in it
pls send this to everyone you know
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so he does this shit on Bluesky too huh
Breaking News: In a whirlwind of late Friday announcements, President-elect Donald Trump shared his picks for Surgeon General and heads of the CDC, FDA and more.
Trump Transition Live Updates: Latest News on Cabinet Picks
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November 23, 2024 at 8:01 AM
so he does this shit on Bluesky too huh
I heard the people are nicer here but I came anyway
November 23, 2024 at 7:46 AM
I heard the people are nicer here but I came anyway