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jonathanslater.bsky.social
June 3, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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dailybunnies.bsky.social
Two bunnies, one white and one tan, snuggling head-to-head.
May 13, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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dailybunnies.bsky.social
A bunny peeks out from an open, yellow chip bag.
May 4, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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euroconcern.bsky.social
#25deAbril
V-Dem country graph of Portugal from 1955 to 2024, highlighting the country's rating on V-Dem's Deliberative, Egalitarian, Electoral, Liberal and Participatory Democracy indices, displaying the obvious effects of the democratization process triggered on April 25th, 1974
April 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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volksvargas.bsky.social
Abram alas para o Embusti
February 17, 2025 at 6:49 PM
leofilip95.bsky.social
Que pivete em Lisboa hoje 🤢
February 10, 2025 at 9:27 AM
leofilip95.bsky.social
A rede da NOS/WOO em Lisboa ultimamente tem estado com bastantes falhas de recepção
January 13, 2025 at 8:43 AM
leofilip95.bsky.social
Lembrete útil que faturas de supermercados (Continente, Lidl, Auchan, Pingo Doce e El Corte Inglés) podem ser classificadas como despesas de restauração e alojamento.

Inclusive despesas do IKEA podem ser classificadas como restauração e alojamento!
January 4, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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criminalsimpsons.com
December 26, 2024 at 8:39 PM
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xkcd.com
Phase Transition xkcd.com/3025
December 16, 2024 at 8:01 PM
leofilip95.bsky.social
Now I suspect even more that we're just living in a sims-like simulation, just saw a guy doing pushups in front of a crosswalk.
November 27, 2024 at 9:22 AM
leofilip95.bsky.social
Been occasionally detecting a sulfur smell, thought it was a side effect of the antihistamine, today I found out that for the past few days I'd been drinking milk that had probably gone bad.
No wonder my stomach was being weirder than usual.
Also, the entire pack of cartons smelled the same 🙃
November 26, 2024 at 12:23 PM
leofilip95.bsky.social
Não venho cá há não sei quanto tempo, abro agora o bsky e tive nas últimas semanas umas 30 contas a seguir 🤨
November 25, 2024 at 9:44 PM
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willquinnart.bsky.social
Daily bunny no.2746 inspects the merchandise
A bunny inspects a pumpkin at a small farmstand near a farm. In the background, a pumpkin patch with unpicked pumpkins is visible. Another bunny inspects corn, and at a neighboring stall a third bunny is selling several heirloom pumpkins and one squash.
October 18, 2024 at 3:53 AM
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mahoukarp.com
Halloween sea creatures 🎃
illustration of some halloween themed sea creatures featured are Mako shark dressed as a candy corn Garden Eels Halloween Crab Devil Ray Clione also known as sea angel Pufferfish Barrel eye fish Pumpkin Jellyfish Seabunny
October 18, 2024 at 3:42 AM
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bodegacats.bsky.social
February 22, 2024 at 3:31 AM
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funkelly.bsky.social
everyone automatically clacks these twice upon picking them up because deep down we all know we’re crabs
A pair of silver aluminum barbecue tongs on a white background .
February 22, 2024 at 3:14 AM
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nunottav.bsky.social
O BE agora fazia um cartaz com a imagem de um jovem desesperado por não conseguir arranjar habitação. Frase no cartaz: "Não posso mais viver assim".
pfreixo.bsky.social Patrícia AF @pfreixo.bsky.social · Feb 16
Olha, Pedro, eu cá diria que "é preciso ter calma".
February 16, 2024 at 11:42 PM
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foxes-in-love.bsky.social
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is sitting at a table, his back towards a bunch of brown-spotted bananas. He senses a disturbance as Green's snout reaches to sniff the bananas from outside of the panel. Blue turns his head around, but the snout has disappeared. Blue turns his back towards the bananas again, tilting his head upwards as Green's snout has appeared to the picture again - this time he is trying to stretch his tongue around the bananas, to pull them away. Blue: If you want the brown bananas for banana bread, you can just take them. Blue has turned around again, and this time Green has appeared next to the bananas, stil partially crouching under the table. Blue: You don't have to act like you're stealing them. Green: But that's half of the fun.
February 7, 2024 at 1:07 PM
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pedrojdoc.bsky.social
Como não amar? 😅 🟧🟦
February 7, 2024 at 1:15 PM
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foxes-in-love.bsky.social
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, the foxes are on a camping trip, trekking somewhere with backpacks on their backs. Green: The beauty of camping together is how you can all share your best tools and skills together. Blue pulls out a map and starts studying it with a frown, while Green carries on with his musings. Green: If one of you has a pot, you all have a pot. If one of you can light a fire, you all have a fire. Blue and Green both turn to look at the map - Blue is puzzled while Green is perfectly calm. Blue: I'm not sure if I'm reading this map right. Green: I'm sure that you are. Blue turns to look at Green, who has once again turned to look at the path ahead. Blue: How come? Green: Teamwork. You can read the map, and I have confidence in your skills.
February 3, 2024 at 1:05 PM
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danirabaiotti.bsky.social
PSA
Crab with the tagline: if you hold a crab up to your ear you can hear what it's like to be attacked by a crab
January 27, 2024 at 9:00 AM
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foxes-in-love.bsky.social
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green is wearing a party hat and blowing into a confetti flute, while Blue frowns, not very celebratory. Green: Happy birthday! Blue: No thanks. Green lowers the party flute in disappointment, while Blue looks at him, still frowning. Green: Don't you want to celebrate? Blue: No. Blue continues talking, while Green listens, now also frowning. Blue: It's just one more year closer to the grave. My youth is over. Blue lies down on the floor, as Green looks at him with a frown, still wearing the party hat and holding the flute. Green: You're 26. Blue: Don't remind me.
January 26, 2024 at 12:12 PM
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lukesteuber.com
Hey it’s me
Text reading: Me: Im a very private person you need to really know me before I actually open up Me to hundreds of strangers online: anyway I'm HORNY and SUICIDAL
October 21, 2023 at 5:43 AM
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maqusan.bsky.social
More people have been killed by gender reveal parties than have been assaulted by trans women in bathrooms.
January 23, 2024 at 7:29 AM