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Lenoxus
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He/him (exactly the 50 billionth such human to be born).
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Paul Robalino of Dropout gives a presentation about Huge Sperm
November 15, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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The "society if..." utopia
November 14, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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I confess I'm having trouble following this particular six-panel comic
An assortment of middle panels from "Garfbert", shown that way because Instagram naturally crops previews and displays them all next to each other
November 14, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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To be clear, this captures what I mean
Far Side cartoon of scientists examining idiots: "Yes, they're all fools, gentlemen... But the question remains, 'What kind of fools are they?'"
November 14, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Early ambulatory fish captioned "This is what atheists actually believe"
November 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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From The Good Place: "Jason figured it out? Jason? This is a real low point. Yeah, this one hurts."
November 11, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Einstein portrait with "186,000 miles per second. It's not just a good idea... It's the law!"
November 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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October 30, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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My favorite so far
October 22, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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A New Yorker cartoon in which a man, whose home has a framed lunar astronaut photo, tells his houseguests "That story reminds me of the time I walked on the moon."
October 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Exactly as was foretold
A Stonetoss comic in which the first panel is a suit-wearing Republican elephant saying "Democrats are the real racists" and the second is a futuristic punk Republican elephant saying "Neo-Leninists are the real transphobes"
October 20, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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from XKCD: You Just Won the Game. It's Okay! You're Free
October 19, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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A Calvin and Hobbes comic in which he explains his solution to the problem of keeping "young people's music" offensive to older generations -- he chooses "easy-listening muzak", played quietly
October 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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October 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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Aqua Teen Hunger Force: Master Shake declares "I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this" and Meatwad responds by asking which he is
October 11, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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One of the replies to it tricked me, because I thought it was at least possible that the very inane events the reply describes did manage to be local news. But no, of course not, it's just more slop
A reply to the slop video in the original post's screenshot: It turns out there’s no recent news of an American boy disrupting a ceremony at Buckingham Palace. What did happen, though, is a heartwarming moment that’s been widely shared: • During a Changing of the Guard ceremony, a young boy in a wheelchair began watching alongside others. • In an unexpected gesture of compassion, a Royal Guard halted the formal protocol to quietly ask if the boy would like to meet him and pose for a photo. • The crowd around them reacted with spontaneous applause at the guard’s kindness—a move praised as a beautiful, human moment amid ceremony
September 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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April 1, 2002 Dear Locus Online, OK, here’s the idea. The Left Behind series is about what happens after the Rapture, right, when all the righteous get taken up? And everyone who sticks around gets to have nifty adventures? Well, check this out. In my series, 10 volumes outlined already, all the righteous get taken up, and in their absence the rest of us enact fair tax laws, pass constitutional amendments guaranteeing the rights of women, gays and lesbians, and craft a sane, non-apocalyptic Middle East policy. Plus we get, like, all their cars and stuff. I call it the Left Alone series. I pitched it to Tyndale House, but Jeez Louise, I won’t repeat what they said, and them Christians.
September 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Piece from The Onion about people confused that Fonzie has two different character traits
September 17, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Microsoft's Clippy with a forlorn expression
September 9, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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The origin of "Glonzo": a post about a fictional monster that eats powerlines, a metaphor for widespread misconceptions in politics
August 29, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Pictured: the dad
a hat-wearing stoopid ass-hole drawn by R Crumb
August 24, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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I went back and forth on the order of the first two here
A "bell curve midwit" meme where the last caption isn't a repeat of the first like it usually is: "Blue No Matter Who" always means the Democrat. It's extremely simple. No! "Blue No Matter Who" means whoever people consider a shitlib and otherwise voting is optional. This framing confirms my priors whether I'm a leftist or a shitlib. Okay so "Blue No Matter Who" in a FPTP situation means to commit to the more progressive of the top two candidates (which will nearly but not quite always mean a D who beats an R)
August 20, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Never forget what the passage of a decade did to this realm of humor
2006 Onion fake opinion column: Hillary is Too Ambitious to Be the First Female President 2016 Onion fake headline: Hillary Clinton Says Young Girls Should Have an Equal Opportunity to One Day Feel Power Coursing Through Their Body
August 19, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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pretty fuckin typical to forget about the NAFETY FOR SAFETY
An uncaptioned still from Futurama (in the original, the character Leela tells the Professor that she has a "naftey for safety")
August 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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The famous "better things aren't possible" tweet
August 3, 2025 at 1:31 PM