Lena Horné
lenahornay.bsky.social
Lena Horné
@lenahornay.bsky.social
Singer, Actor, Southern Belle (of Brooklyn)
I was born in a blizzard, which explains why to this day I look fondly on my time enduring Chicago blizzards. Nothing but knee high hunter boots, a parka, and a dream…
November 30, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Between ‘Heated Rivalry’ and ‘Boots,’ it feels like Hollywood is saying: “You’re losing rights…but look at how hot it can be being in the closet again!”
November 28, 2025 at 11:37 PM
You ever just sit there and let the tv yell at you?
October 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Tomorrow belongs to the white guy behind me who thought the Germans could have been more menacing during intermission…
September 14, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Ya know, the thing about depression…

Omg am I the gay Seinfeld???
August 31, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Woke up again
August 31, 2025 at 2:33 PM
A little brown pearl moment on the natural nails. I did gel x for the past 2 months, and underneath, I had these!
August 3, 2025 at 12:03 AM
A comedy in 3 acts.

Aka “we fall down, but we get up!”
August 2, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Sometimes I think of how only two generations of us were even allowed to attend these settler colonial ass universities in tiny, awkward handfuls, and how even that was too much
August 2, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Ever served FACE in the moonlight?
July 27, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Love this… 30 years later and Max is still hot and bothered by Kyle seduces singing of "Funny Valentine" 💝 😂
July 23, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Beauty Campaign, when?!?!
July 23, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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Year 4 Recap!
July 21, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Imma keep it nice. Imma keep it sweet…
July 20, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Sweet home #Chicago in about 3 weeks! Would love to hit somebody’s stage for #MarketDays weekend…
July 10, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Lady Gaga once said “I wanna feel your beast inside.”
July 9, 2025 at 2:56 AM
The way I NEVER wanna go outside in this current delulu state of the world. Thank god for SSRIs
July 2, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Not me looking like this and NOT performing Tina Turner
June 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Where Dem Dollas At? Gangsta Boo
Yesterday we talked about the stop-everything-when-this-song-comes-on jams, but this one goes a step further. You stop everything *and* you forget you have any behavior or chill.

For Day 8 of the #BlackMusicMonthChallenge, share a song that makes you forget you have home training.
June 8, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Too rowdy for rush hour? Nah. Just right!
June 6, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Welp
May 21, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Now WHY am I seeing adults in diapers on Bluesky??! I didn’t ask for this
May 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
What was “demon time” and is it still a thing?

In this essay, I will…
April 11, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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April 8, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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gamers might save the country.

have you ever seen a gamer scorned?
Statement from Nintendo: Statement from Nintendo: Pre-orders for Nintendo Switch 2 in the U.S. will not start April 9, 2025 in order to assess the potential impact of tariffs and evolving market conditions. Nintendo will update timing at a later date. The launch date of June 5, 2025 is unchanged.
April 4, 2025 at 2:55 PM