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PSA: There's a reason they warn you not to use shiatsu massagers on your neck. To me, it felt good, relieving tension....and then my carotid artery dissected & the piece traveled upstairs. Hemorrhage! This was 4/23/24. I'm OK. Still, I do moronic things.
Back when the mafia ran Vegas, they'd punish cheaters by having them stand at the entrance of the casino and greet every visitor by welcoming them in and shaking their hands for hours.
December 13, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Back when the mafia ran Vegas, they'd punish cheaters by having them stand at the entrance of the casino and greet every visitor by welcoming them in and shaking their hands for hours.
Truly one of the luckiest MFers in history.
He was running low on $ in the 90s when the new 🇷🇺 oligarchs found they could use his properties to launder $.
Then Fred croaks, leaving him an inheritance.
Then 2004 reality TV made him look like a wise, prudent bizman, when he was always a fraud.
He was running low on $ in the 90s when the new 🇷🇺 oligarchs found they could use his properties to launder $.
Then Fred croaks, leaving him an inheritance.
Then 2004 reality TV made him look like a wise, prudent bizman, when he was always a fraud.
December 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Truly one of the luckiest MFers in history.
He was running low on $ in the 90s when the new 🇷🇺 oligarchs found they could use his properties to launder $.
Then Fred croaks, leaving him an inheritance.
Then 2004 reality TV made him look like a wise, prudent bizman, when he was always a fraud.
He was running low on $ in the 90s when the new 🇷🇺 oligarchs found they could use his properties to launder $.
Then Fred croaks, leaving him an inheritance.
Then 2004 reality TV made him look like a wise, prudent bizman, when he was always a fraud.
I may be in the minority, but I want him to live & be aware of his surroundings for years after office.
I want him to see his ballroom getting demolished.
I want him to see all the lackeys abandon him - deep down, everyone hates him - he will only be visited by losers like the wall suit guy.
I want him to see his ballroom getting demolished.
I want him to see all the lackeys abandon him - deep down, everyone hates him - he will only be visited by losers like the wall suit guy.
December 10, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I may be in the minority, but I want him to live & be aware of his surroundings for years after office.
I want him to see his ballroom getting demolished.
I want him to see all the lackeys abandon him - deep down, everyone hates him - he will only be visited by losers like the wall suit guy.
I want him to see his ballroom getting demolished.
I want him to see all the lackeys abandon him - deep down, everyone hates him - he will only be visited by losers like the wall suit guy.
Don’t use that synthetic crap from a lab - fentanyl. Use what I shot myself up with for decades - heroin! - all natural from God’s glorious poppy! Chicks with masculine mandibles will dig ya!
December 8, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Don’t use that synthetic crap from a lab - fentanyl. Use what I shot myself up with for decades - heroin! - all natural from God’s glorious poppy! Chicks with masculine mandibles will dig ya!
Delta installs fly weight machines in its terminals.
Countless passengers miss their flights as one dude just sits there and rests in five-minute intervals between reps, not getting up so others can work in a set.
Countless passengers miss their flights as one dude just sits there and rests in five-minute intervals between reps, not getting up so others can work in a set.
December 8, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Delta installs fly weight machines in its terminals.
Countless passengers miss their flights as one dude just sits there and rests in five-minute intervals between reps, not getting up so others can work in a set.
Countless passengers miss their flights as one dude just sits there and rests in five-minute intervals between reps, not getting up so others can work in a set.
For those who want more on Borsook, this YouTube video of her being interviewed by Gil Duran (of the Nerd Reich) actually showed up near the top of my feed several weeks ago.
The Woman Who Predicted Tech Fascism — Paulina Borsook Was Right
YouTube video by The Nerd Reich with Gil Duran
www.youtube.com
November 30, 2025 at 10:45 PM
For those who want more on Borsook, this YouTube video of her being interviewed by Gil Duran (of the Nerd Reich) actually showed up near the top of my feed several weeks ago.
Hassett always has the look of someone who pissed in the breakroom coffee pot and tries to restrain himself from bursting out laughing as he watches each colleague do a "WTF" take after taking a sip of the tainted joe.
November 26, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Hassett always has the look of someone who pissed in the breakroom coffee pot and tries to restrain himself from bursting out laughing as he watches each colleague do a "WTF" take after taking a sip of the tainted joe.
Thx. Just slight altering in lower lip that no one in the 🌏 can notice but me. Did facial electroacupuncture multiple times which helped some.
At the time, I just thought I had a nagging sinus headache that was affecting my equilibrium. Took a week before I decided to see doc.
Now, I'm like "duh".
At the time, I just thought I had a nagging sinus headache that was affecting my equilibrium. Took a week before I decided to see doc.
Now, I'm like "duh".
November 24, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Thx. Just slight altering in lower lip that no one in the 🌏 can notice but me. Did facial electroacupuncture multiple times which helped some.
At the time, I just thought I had a nagging sinus headache that was affecting my equilibrium. Took a week before I decided to see doc.
Now, I'm like "duh".
At the time, I just thought I had a nagging sinus headache that was affecting my equilibrium. Took a week before I decided to see doc.
Now, I'm like "duh".
Welcome to the stroke survivor's club.
But mine should have got me nominated for the Darwin Awards.
I liked the feeling of the mechanical shiatsu massager on my neck - even though they tell you not to use it there - well, my carotid artery dissected, the piece went upstairs & reached a terminus.
But mine should have got me nominated for the Darwin Awards.
I liked the feeling of the mechanical shiatsu massager on my neck - even though they tell you not to use it there - well, my carotid artery dissected, the piece went upstairs & reached a terminus.
November 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Welcome to the stroke survivor's club.
But mine should have got me nominated for the Darwin Awards.
I liked the feeling of the mechanical shiatsu massager on my neck - even though they tell you not to use it there - well, my carotid artery dissected, the piece went upstairs & reached a terminus.
But mine should have got me nominated for the Darwin Awards.
I liked the feeling of the mechanical shiatsu massager on my neck - even though they tell you not to use it there - well, my carotid artery dissected, the piece went upstairs & reached a terminus.
There was a recent Reddit thread about the biggest pricks in music (the jerk kind, not the Tom Jones/Huey Lewis kind).
Alternahunk Evan Dando got some mentions.
Alternahunk Evan Dando got some mentions.
November 23, 2025 at 8:52 PM
There was a recent Reddit thread about the biggest pricks in music (the jerk kind, not the Tom Jones/Huey Lewis kind).
Alternahunk Evan Dando got some mentions.
Alternahunk Evan Dando got some mentions.
The internet gave us Goatse, Two Girls One Cup, and the image of a shirtless Elon Musk. I think we've been steeled against anything that can truly disgust us.
November 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
The internet gave us Goatse, Two Girls One Cup, and the image of a shirtless Elon Musk. I think we've been steeled against anything that can truly disgust us.
Hiding the teeth marks from when Stephen Miller emerged from his crypt and tried to suck his blood.
November 22, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Hiding the teeth marks from when Stephen Miller emerged from his crypt and tried to suck his blood.
Remotely detonating a bomb he planted at Planned Parenthood?
November 17, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Remotely detonating a bomb he planted at Planned Parenthood?
Forget it, Jake. It's Cumtown.
November 16, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Forget it, Jake. It's Cumtown.
She looks phenomenal for 75, even with a little work. That facial bone structure - rare bird - she was destined to age well with those cheekbones and strong jawline. Sort of like Mia Farrow. Love this still of her from the 70s.
November 15, 2025 at 2:14 AM
She looks phenomenal for 75, even with a little work. That facial bone structure - rare bird - she was destined to age well with those cheekbones and strong jawline. Sort of like Mia Farrow. Love this still of her from the 70s.
I still remember getting this baseball card in 1980 and thinking, "That is one mean-looking dude."
November 12, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I still remember getting this baseball card in 1980 and thinking, "That is one mean-looking dude."
Some of us were inspired to try Vanilla Extract "neat" from the bottle.
November 7, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Some of us were inspired to try Vanilla Extract "neat" from the bottle.
C’mon, everyone knows PW Botha was redder than Blinky, the red ghost from Pac Man. Dude kept Mandela locked up because he was insufficiently Maoist.
November 5, 2025 at 8:06 PM
C’mon, everyone knows PW Botha was redder than Blinky, the red ghost from Pac Man. Dude kept Mandela locked up because he was insufficiently Maoist.
First governor of Virginia Colony had a woman's middle name. He may have been trans.
November 5, 2025 at 4:28 PM
First governor of Virginia Colony had a woman's middle name. He may have been trans.
I swear to ever-f***ing God, every Republican in DC has this belief jackhammered into their lizard brains that those who struggle for work, food & $ are, by default, moral failures.
I want to take a rusty corkscrew laced with tetanus suffering from gonorrhea & disembowel every one of these MFers.
I want to take a rusty corkscrew laced with tetanus suffering from gonorrhea & disembowel every one of these MFers.
October 31, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I swear to ever-f***ing God, every Republican in DC has this belief jackhammered into their lizard brains that those who struggle for work, food & $ are, by default, moral failures.
I want to take a rusty corkscrew laced with tetanus suffering from gonorrhea & disembowel every one of these MFers.
I want to take a rusty corkscrew laced with tetanus suffering from gonorrhea & disembowel every one of these MFers.
Nick looks like an albino Oscar the Grouch with partial facial alopecia.
I'm so tired of so many ghastly crackers like Nick & Elon touting the superiority of their DNA.
If Elon went to a sperm bank to offer his seed, the gale force winds from laughter by the staff would knock his hair plugs out.
I'm so tired of so many ghastly crackers like Nick & Elon touting the superiority of their DNA.
If Elon went to a sperm bank to offer his seed, the gale force winds from laughter by the staff would knock his hair plugs out.
October 30, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Nick looks like an albino Oscar the Grouch with partial facial alopecia.
I'm so tired of so many ghastly crackers like Nick & Elon touting the superiority of their DNA.
If Elon went to a sperm bank to offer his seed, the gale force winds from laughter by the staff would knock his hair plugs out.
I'm so tired of so many ghastly crackers like Nick & Elon touting the superiority of their DNA.
If Elon went to a sperm bank to offer his seed, the gale force winds from laughter by the staff would knock his hair plugs out.
Aaaand of course, I had to clothespin my nose and duck into that societal Port-O-Potty of human discourse to catch the immediate highlight.
October 30, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Aaaand of course, I had to clothespin my nose and duck into that societal Port-O-Potty of human discourse to catch the immediate highlight.
I had to stop watching Sarah Longwell's focus group videos on YouTube because the people explaining their political beliefs & reasonings nearly made my head explode like that bald guy from "Scanners".
Like, voters with beliefs to the left of Eugene Debs' 1920 platform being MAGA...I can't take it.
Like, voters with beliefs to the left of Eugene Debs' 1920 platform being MAGA...I can't take it.
October 30, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I had to stop watching Sarah Longwell's focus group videos on YouTube because the people explaining their political beliefs & reasonings nearly made my head explode like that bald guy from "Scanners".
Like, voters with beliefs to the left of Eugene Debs' 1920 platform being MAGA...I can't take it.
Like, voters with beliefs to the left of Eugene Debs' 1920 platform being MAGA...I can't take it.
5 RTs? Did he tweet a photo of his dong?
October 29, 2025 at 6:27 PM
5 RTs? Did he tweet a photo of his dong?
And “The Sound of Music”. At least the monkeys slung their faeces at Nazis and not the Von Trapps.
October 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM
And “The Sound of Music”. At least the monkeys slung their faeces at Nazis and not the Von Trapps.