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PSA: There's a reason they warn you not to use shiatsu massagers on your neck. To me, it felt good, relieving tension....and then my carotid artery dissected & the piece traveled upstairs. Hemorrhage! This was 4/23/24. I'm OK. Still, I do moronic things.
So, the Other Hell Site (TM) is still good for some things.
October 19, 2025 at 12:30 AM
So, the Other Hell Site (TM) is still good for some things.
According to Google AI, Desmond Ridder is still in the NFL and currently the starting QB for the Minnesota Vikings.
He was initially signed as a backup. He was cut by the Vikings last week and never played a snap.
And this AI is what is single-handedly keeping the U.S. economy from the abyss.
He was initially signed as a backup. He was cut by the Vikings last week and never played a snap.
And this AI is what is single-handedly keeping the U.S. economy from the abyss.
October 13, 2025 at 1:22 AM
According to Google AI, Desmond Ridder is still in the NFL and currently the starting QB for the Minnesota Vikings.
He was initially signed as a backup. He was cut by the Vikings last week and never played a snap.
And this AI is what is single-handedly keeping the U.S. economy from the abyss.
He was initially signed as a backup. He was cut by the Vikings last week and never played a snap.
And this AI is what is single-handedly keeping the U.S. economy from the abyss.
Apparently, we're doing the 5 events that defined our childhoods on Bluesky today. Anyway...
1. The marriage of Luke & Laura.
2. The assassination of Buckwheat.
3. Penthouse publishes nude photos of Miss America, Vanessa Williams.
4. "Weird Al" promotes gluttony in a song parody.
5. Fernandomania.
1. The marriage of Luke & Laura.
2. The assassination of Buckwheat.
3. Penthouse publishes nude photos of Miss America, Vanessa Williams.
4. "Weird Al" promotes gluttony in a song parody.
5. Fernandomania.
October 12, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Apparently, we're doing the 5 events that defined our childhoods on Bluesky today. Anyway...
1. The marriage of Luke & Laura.
2. The assassination of Buckwheat.
3. Penthouse publishes nude photos of Miss America, Vanessa Williams.
4. "Weird Al" promotes gluttony in a song parody.
5. Fernandomania.
1. The marriage of Luke & Laura.
2. The assassination of Buckwheat.
3. Penthouse publishes nude photos of Miss America, Vanessa Williams.
4. "Weird Al" promotes gluttony in a song parody.
5. Fernandomania.
Trump gifting Qatar some land in Idaho to build an Air Force base.
Great, it will just give Islamic terrorists closer proximity to launch operations & destroy that symbol of Western greed, arrogance & imperialism - the Kibbie Dome.
Great, it will just give Islamic terrorists closer proximity to launch operations & destroy that symbol of Western greed, arrogance & imperialism - the Kibbie Dome.
October 10, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Trump gifting Qatar some land in Idaho to build an Air Force base.
Great, it will just give Islamic terrorists closer proximity to launch operations & destroy that symbol of Western greed, arrogance & imperialism - the Kibbie Dome.
Great, it will just give Islamic terrorists closer proximity to launch operations & destroy that symbol of Western greed, arrogance & imperialism - the Kibbie Dome.
The Kristaps Porzingis era in Atlanta is off to an amazing start - an 80-foot 3-pointer to put Atlanta on the board in the 1st quarter.
October 7, 2025 at 12:15 AM
The Kristaps Porzingis era in Atlanta is off to an amazing start - an 80-foot 3-pointer to put Atlanta on the board in the 1st quarter.
Dear YouTube, why in f***ing hell is Taylor Swift showing up in my timeline? Where in my history would suggest I might be interested in Taylor Swift?
YouTube algo: “Hey, this guy has been listening to alot of Tamaryn recently. She has a vagina. Taylor Swift also has a vagina. He might like her.”
YouTube algo: “Hey, this guy has been listening to alot of Tamaryn recently. She has a vagina. Taylor Swift also has a vagina. He might like her.”
October 2, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Dear YouTube, why in f***ing hell is Taylor Swift showing up in my timeline? Where in my history would suggest I might be interested in Taylor Swift?
YouTube algo: “Hey, this guy has been listening to alot of Tamaryn recently. She has a vagina. Taylor Swift also has a vagina. He might like her.”
YouTube algo: “Hey, this guy has been listening to alot of Tamaryn recently. She has a vagina. Taylor Swift also has a vagina. He might like her.”
I hate that other site so f-ing much. Because sportball isn't discussed here much, I wanted to see what was being posted about Aroldis Chapman. He was already #1 in trending. 3 of the first 20 posts were pornography.
But Holy Shit, he was a prick tease for NYY fans. What a comeback.
But Holy Shit, he was a prick tease for NYY fans. What a comeback.
October 1, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I hate that other site so f-ing much. Because sportball isn't discussed here much, I wanted to see what was being posted about Aroldis Chapman. He was already #1 in trending. 3 of the first 20 posts were pornography.
But Holy Shit, he was a prick tease for NYY fans. What a comeback.
But Holy Shit, he was a prick tease for NYY fans. What a comeback.
Matt Ryan today:
"That's what I love about these first round draft picks, man. I get older, they stay the same age."
"That's what I love about these first round draft picks, man. I get older, they stay the same age."
September 21, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Matt Ryan today:
"That's what I love about these first round draft picks, man. I get older, they stay the same age."
"That's what I love about these first round draft picks, man. I get older, they stay the same age."
I just saw a sight that makes me believe the kids will be all right.
A young adult, clearly not 21, just walked out of an LA 7-Eleven with a case of beer nestled between his arm & waist.
He had a goofy grin on his face & his friends waiting for him in a VW Jetta Wagon were cheering & applauding.
A young adult, clearly not 21, just walked out of an LA 7-Eleven with a case of beer nestled between his arm & waist.
He had a goofy grin on his face & his friends waiting for him in a VW Jetta Wagon were cheering & applauding.
September 1, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I just saw a sight that makes me believe the kids will be all right.
A young adult, clearly not 21, just walked out of an LA 7-Eleven with a case of beer nestled between his arm & waist.
He had a goofy grin on his face & his friends waiting for him in a VW Jetta Wagon were cheering & applauding.
A young adult, clearly not 21, just walked out of an LA 7-Eleven with a case of beer nestled between his arm & waist.
He had a goofy grin on his face & his friends waiting for him in a VW Jetta Wagon were cheering & applauding.
Okay, football season is about to start, I'm gonna chug some Pepto & head over to X to see what Big Cat & PFTCommenter of Barstool are up to (FWIW, Barstool is sometimes derided as Libstool by MAGA since not everyone there is a right wing ghoul. Anyway, things are the same as usual over there).
August 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Okay, football season is about to start, I'm gonna chug some Pepto & head over to X to see what Big Cat & PFTCommenter of Barstool are up to (FWIW, Barstool is sometimes derided as Libstool by MAGA since not everyone there is a right wing ghoul. Anyway, things are the same as usual over there).
Some people call it a sling blade. I call her a kaiser blade. I came up with that term. Kaiser blade. No one used it before me.
When I get back to Mar-A-Lago, I'm gonna have McDonald's bring me some french fried po-taters. Mmmm hmmm.
Trump Putin Alaska
When I get back to Mar-A-Lago, I'm gonna have McDonald's bring me some french fried po-taters. Mmmm hmmm.
Trump Putin Alaska
August 16, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Some people call it a sling blade. I call her a kaiser blade. I came up with that term. Kaiser blade. No one used it before me.
When I get back to Mar-A-Lago, I'm gonna have McDonald's bring me some french fried po-taters. Mmmm hmmm.
Trump Putin Alaska
When I get back to Mar-A-Lago, I'm gonna have McDonald's bring me some french fried po-taters. Mmmm hmmm.
Trump Putin Alaska
Trump gets some of his most inane ideas from watching TV during the wee hours.
"Escape from Alcatraz" on a Roku channel at 2 in the morning - we must reopen Alcatraz.
"Space: 1999" on MeTV+ or AntennaTV+ at 3 in the morning - we must do something nuclear-related on the moon.
"Escape from Alcatraz" on a Roku channel at 2 in the morning - we must reopen Alcatraz.
"Space: 1999" on MeTV+ or AntennaTV+ at 3 in the morning - we must do something nuclear-related on the moon.
EXCLUSIVE: Sean Duffy will announce expedited plans to build a nuclear reactor on the moon, his first major action as interim NASA administrator.
Duffy to announce nuclear reactor on the moon
This is the first major agency effort by the interim NASA administrator, who is also the Transportation secretary and a former Fox News host.
www.politico.com
August 5, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Trump gets some of his most inane ideas from watching TV during the wee hours.
"Escape from Alcatraz" on a Roku channel at 2 in the morning - we must reopen Alcatraz.
"Space: 1999" on MeTV+ or AntennaTV+ at 3 in the morning - we must do something nuclear-related on the moon.
"Escape from Alcatraz" on a Roku channel at 2 in the morning - we must reopen Alcatraz.
"Space: 1999" on MeTV+ or AntennaTV+ at 3 in the morning - we must do something nuclear-related on the moon.
Someone posted this image on the Los Angeles Reddit board in response to someone starting a thread about how this summer feels a lot cooler than past ones.
July 26, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Someone posted this image on the Los Angeles Reddit board in response to someone starting a thread about how this summer feels a lot cooler than past ones.
Hulk Hogan died. Unfortunately, I never got the Hulk Hemorrhoid Mad Ball to complete my set. My miniature schnauzer chewed up Michael J. Zits.
July 24, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Hulk Hogan died. Unfortunately, I never got the Hulk Hemorrhoid Mad Ball to complete my set. My miniature schnauzer chewed up Michael J. Zits.
The Peet's in Larchmont Village (Los Angeles) has been playing Ozzy Osbourne for the past several hours. I've done my computer work and finished off my large iced latte, but I don't wanna go home.
July 23, 2025 at 12:47 AM
The Peet's in Larchmont Village (Los Angeles) has been playing Ozzy Osbourne for the past several hours. I've done my computer work and finished off my large iced latte, but I don't wanna go home.
I am Big Balls.
or
O, Big Balls, my Big Balls.
or
O, Big Balls, my Big Balls.
June 24, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I am Big Balls.
or
O, Big Balls, my Big Balls.
or
O, Big Balls, my Big Balls.
I'm reading the "Ocean's 11" (2001) screenplay & it's funny that less than 25 years ago, three-quarter of a billion dollars was the amount used to describe a casino owner's immense wealth.
Today, Las Vegas maggot, umm, magnate, Steve Wynn has a net worth $3.7 billion.
Today, Las Vegas maggot, umm, magnate, Steve Wynn has a net worth $3.7 billion.
June 24, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I'm reading the "Ocean's 11" (2001) screenplay & it's funny that less than 25 years ago, three-quarter of a billion dollars was the amount used to describe a casino owner's immense wealth.
Today, Las Vegas maggot, umm, magnate, Steve Wynn has a net worth $3.7 billion.
Today, Las Vegas maggot, umm, magnate, Steve Wynn has a net worth $3.7 billion.
I feel special today. If only prospective employers would be impressed by my New York Times Connections prowess.
June 22, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I feel special today. If only prospective employers would be impressed by my New York Times Connections prowess.
The Dodgers and Lakers now operate under the same majority ownership.
June 18, 2025 at 10:59 PM
The Dodgers and Lakers now operate under the same majority ownership.
Brian Wilson discusses the theremin in 1990 - I believe this footage was used several years later in the documentary, "Theremin: An Electronic Odyssey". Maybe it was filmed for that documentary & it just took years to complete - I saw it at the Ponce de Leon Theater in Atlanta the summer of 1995.
Brian Wilson (The Beach Boys) discusses theremin and Good Vibrations (1990)
YouTube video by LUNAR
www.youtube.com
June 11, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Brian Wilson discusses the theremin in 1990 - I believe this footage was used several years later in the documentary, "Theremin: An Electronic Odyssey". Maybe it was filmed for that documentary & it just took years to complete - I saw it at the Ponce de Leon Theater in Atlanta the summer of 1995.
It'd be awesome if Washingtonians let thousands of mylar TACO balloons fly on June 14th.
May 30, 2025 at 9:15 PM
It'd be awesome if Washingtonians let thousands of mylar TACO balloons fly on June 14th.
Someone posted this on the Family Guy subreddit and I have to wonder - is Family Guy popular enough in Asia that they can monetize the use of knock-off characters for slot machines?
May 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Someone posted this on the Family Guy subreddit and I have to wonder - is Family Guy popular enough in Asia that they can monetize the use of knock-off characters for slot machines?
The Hamburglar tried to carjack the trailer, but the Saudi authorities captured him and he will get beheaded later on in a ceremony at Deera Square.
The Hamburglar's head and body will then be reprocessed into meat for the McRib and Chicken McNuggets.
The Hamburglar's head and body will then be reprocessed into meat for the McRib and Chicken McNuggets.
As part of the red-carpet treatment, Saudi officials arranged for a fully operational mobile McDonald’s unit to accompany President Trump during his stay.
According to local reports, the unit was set up near the Saudi Royal Court.
According to local reports, the unit was set up near the Saudi Royal Court.
May 13, 2025 at 6:16 PM
The Hamburglar tried to carjack the trailer, but the Saudi authorities captured him and he will get beheaded later on in a ceremony at Deera Square.
The Hamburglar's head and body will then be reprocessed into meat for the McRib and Chicken McNuggets.
The Hamburglar's head and body will then be reprocessed into meat for the McRib and Chicken McNuggets.
With all of today's references to the 1996 movie "The Rock", it made me wonder, "Whatever happened to Claire Forlani?" (She had a small role as Connery's estranged daughter).
This has led me down a rabbit hole of "Whatever happened to that girl?" 90s edition. I'm currently on Natasha Henstridge.
This has led me down a rabbit hole of "Whatever happened to that girl?" 90s edition. I'm currently on Natasha Henstridge.
May 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
With all of today's references to the 1996 movie "The Rock", it made me wonder, "Whatever happened to Claire Forlani?" (She had a small role as Connery's estranged daughter).
This has led me down a rabbit hole of "Whatever happened to that girl?" 90s edition. I'm currently on Natasha Henstridge.
This has led me down a rabbit hole of "Whatever happened to that girl?" 90s edition. I'm currently on Natasha Henstridge.