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PSA: There's a reason they warn you not to use shiatsu massagers on your neck. To me, it felt good, relieving tension....and then my carotid artery dissected & the piece traveled upstairs. Hemorrhage! This was 4/23/24. I'm OK. Still, I do moronic things.
Back when the mafia ran Vegas, they'd punish cheaters by having them stand at the entrance of the casino and greet every visitor by welcoming them in and shaking their hands for hours.
December 13, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Back when the mafia ran Vegas, they'd punish cheaters by having them stand at the entrance of the casino and greet every visitor by welcoming them in and shaking their hands for hours.
She looks phenomenal for 75, even with a little work. That facial bone structure - rare bird - she was destined to age well with those cheekbones and strong jawline. Sort of like Mia Farrow. Love this still of her from the 70s.
November 15, 2025 at 2:14 AM
She looks phenomenal for 75, even with a little work. That facial bone structure - rare bird - she was destined to age well with those cheekbones and strong jawline. Sort of like Mia Farrow. Love this still of her from the 70s.
I still remember getting this baseball card in 1980 and thinking, "That is one mean-looking dude."
November 12, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I still remember getting this baseball card in 1980 and thinking, "That is one mean-looking dude."
First governor of Virginia Colony had a woman's middle name. He may have been trans.
November 5, 2025 at 4:28 PM
First governor of Virginia Colony had a woman's middle name. He may have been trans.
Fox has used "Roundball Rock" for its college basketball broadcasts for years. I thought, with the NBA on NBC back, they'd no longer have those rights. But it looks like Fox did acquire the rights permanently.
October 22, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Fox has used "Roundball Rock" for its college basketball broadcasts for years. I thought, with the NBA on NBC back, they'd no longer have those rights. But it looks like Fox did acquire the rights permanently.
He should have shown up in a Toronto Bay Leaves jersey. They were a less cursed team.
October 20, 2025 at 9:13 PM
He should have shown up in a Toronto Bay Leaves jersey. They were a less cursed team.
The young green hairs with nose piercings are likely witches, Tomi. You better watch out - they'll can cast a spell to revert your face to its original state.
October 19, 2025 at 2:03 PM
The young green hairs with nose piercings are likely witches, Tomi. You better watch out - they'll can cast a spell to revert your face to its original state.
The monarch he's most like is Spain's Charles II - Trump has the beauty, intelligence, and odor of him.
October 19, 2025 at 2:37 AM
The monarch he's most like is Spain's Charles II - Trump has the beauty, intelligence, and odor of him.
So, the Other Hell Site (TM) is still good for some things.
October 19, 2025 at 12:30 AM
So, the Other Hell Site (TM) is still good for some things.
Look how they massacred my floor.
October 18, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Look how they massacred my floor.
According to Google AI, Desmond Ridder is still in the NFL and currently the starting QB for the Minnesota Vikings.
He was initially signed as a backup. He was cut by the Vikings last week and never played a snap.
And this AI is what is single-handedly keeping the U.S. economy from the abyss.
He was initially signed as a backup. He was cut by the Vikings last week and never played a snap.
And this AI is what is single-handedly keeping the U.S. economy from the abyss.
October 13, 2025 at 1:22 AM
According to Google AI, Desmond Ridder is still in the NFL and currently the starting QB for the Minnesota Vikings.
He was initially signed as a backup. He was cut by the Vikings last week and never played a snap.
And this AI is what is single-handedly keeping the U.S. economy from the abyss.
He was initially signed as a backup. He was cut by the Vikings last week and never played a snap.
And this AI is what is single-handedly keeping the U.S. economy from the abyss.
To get engagement, you need to look Tex Avery-esque or like Donald Sutherland at the end of "Invasion of the Body Snatchers".
October 11, 2025 at 3:16 PM
To get engagement, you need to look Tex Avery-esque or like Donald Sutherland at the end of "Invasion of the Body Snatchers".
Trump gifting Qatar some land in Idaho to build an Air Force base.
Great, it will just give Islamic terrorists closer proximity to launch operations & destroy that symbol of Western greed, arrogance & imperialism - the Kibbie Dome.
Great, it will just give Islamic terrorists closer proximity to launch operations & destroy that symbol of Western greed, arrogance & imperialism - the Kibbie Dome.
October 10, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Trump gifting Qatar some land in Idaho to build an Air Force base.
Great, it will just give Islamic terrorists closer proximity to launch operations & destroy that symbol of Western greed, arrogance & imperialism - the Kibbie Dome.
Great, it will just give Islamic terrorists closer proximity to launch operations & destroy that symbol of Western greed, arrogance & imperialism - the Kibbie Dome.
Habeas Corpus is Tim Scott's twin brother.
October 8, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Habeas Corpus is Tim Scott's twin brother.
The Kristaps Porzingis era in Atlanta is off to an amazing start - an 80-foot 3-pointer to put Atlanta on the board in the 1st quarter.
October 7, 2025 at 12:15 AM
The Kristaps Porzingis era in Atlanta is off to an amazing start - an 80-foot 3-pointer to put Atlanta on the board in the 1st quarter.
Hate to go off topic, but....who is the hot woman?
October 5, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Hate to go off topic, but....who is the hot woman?
Maybe one of the following can explain what happened to Noah:
October 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Maybe one of the following can explain what happened to Noah:
Wait, you want Erasure at the Super Bowl?
October 3, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Wait, you want Erasure at the Super Bowl?
Dear YouTube, why in f***ing hell is Taylor Swift showing up in my timeline? Where in my history would suggest I might be interested in Taylor Swift?
YouTube algo: “Hey, this guy has been listening to alot of Tamaryn recently. She has a vagina. Taylor Swift also has a vagina. He might like her.”
YouTube algo: “Hey, this guy has been listening to alot of Tamaryn recently. She has a vagina. Taylor Swift also has a vagina. He might like her.”
October 2, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Dear YouTube, why in f***ing hell is Taylor Swift showing up in my timeline? Where in my history would suggest I might be interested in Taylor Swift?
YouTube algo: “Hey, this guy has been listening to alot of Tamaryn recently. She has a vagina. Taylor Swift also has a vagina. He might like her.”
YouTube algo: “Hey, this guy has been listening to alot of Tamaryn recently. She has a vagina. Taylor Swift also has a vagina. He might like her.”
The global elites have had access to "med beds" for decades. Hell, The Scorpions were brazen enough to show theirs off in the 1984 video for "Rock You Like a Hurricane".
September 28, 2025 at 11:28 PM
The global elites have had access to "med beds" for decades. Hell, The Scorpions were brazen enough to show theirs off in the 1984 video for "Rock You Like a Hurricane".
Matt Ryan today:
"That's what I love about these first round draft picks, man. I get older, they stay the same age."
"That's what I love about these first round draft picks, man. I get older, they stay the same age."
September 21, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Matt Ryan today:
"That's what I love about these first round draft picks, man. I get older, they stay the same age."
"That's what I love about these first round draft picks, man. I get older, they stay the same age."
With this wannabe king's presence in England, I can't imagine who'd be this guy's "Groom of the Stool".
September 19, 2025 at 1:31 AM
With this wannabe king's presence in England, I can't imagine who'd be this guy's "Groom of the Stool".
Trump is probably going to demand to arrest of the Spitting Image crew or else he's going to tack 129% tariff on British goods.
September 18, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Trump is probably going to demand to arrest of the Spitting Image crew or else he's going to tack 129% tariff on British goods.
Ladies love those who hit the Purple first.
September 17, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Ladies love those who hit the Purple first.
OMG, like many a human, he's a tad asymmetrical - absolutely hideous. Also a tad asymmetrical:
September 17, 2025 at 1:24 AM
OMG, like many a human, he's a tad asymmetrical - absolutely hideous. Also a tad asymmetrical: