Rando Johnson
lemonmeteor.bsky.social
Rando Johnson
@lemonmeteor.bsky.social
Her boots were made for kicking your ass
Greg Bovino calls NANCY SINATRA "a main cause of violence"
November 29, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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🏈 JAX 29 - 36 HOU
FINAL

✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
November 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Is this a joke? Wtf is going on? They’re even pushing fascist fashion on us now? I feel like I accidentally got subscribed to the Sears Nazi catalog. Happy Jackboot Fall everyone!
November 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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I made an image of all the art posted by US DOL on X since approximately Labor Day
October 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
This is the paradox we’re in. Trad political folks have reverence for institutions/traditions. Good because they aren’t quick to disregard them. But they also suck at getting around those things when they are roadblocks to solving persistent problems, which the American people are tired of.
If there’s one lesson Trump should have burned into our brains it’s beware of people running for higher office who have big opinions but have no legislative or constituent serving experience. I’m not claiming it never works out, but when it fails, it fails spectacularly.
October 22, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Could someone in the press please do the work to confirm what the Colombian government is saying?

Would be nice if the US bombing random fishing boats was a bigger story.
October 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
When there’s a ceasefire don’t you have to cease firing?
Israel Suspends Aid and Strikes Gaza After Accusing Hamas of Violating Truce
www.nytimes.com
October 19, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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One retiree said he chose to wave an American flag instead of a sign “because people who carry the flag do not hate America and as you can see there are a lot of flags.”

WE ARE TAKING BACK THE FLAG 🇺🇸

#NoKings
The 7 million Americans who took the streets for 'No Kings' made history, and they did something even more important

They got under the skin of Donald Trump and his dictatorial regime, on a day that showed that most Americans love democracy instead

My new column www.inquirer.com/opinion/no-k...
Then they fight you: How the No Kings protests are winning America | Will Bunch
A massive turnout of 7 million and a panicked White House showed Saturday why the No Kings protests matter, a lot.
www.inquirer.com
October 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM
SILENCE!
🎶A message from the King🎶
🎶A message from the King🎶
🎶A message from the Kiiiiiiiiing🎶
Trump posts AI video showing him literally dumping shit on America
October 19, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Absolute spoiled child
The Guardian- The US president may impose tariffs, demand higher NATO contributions or even declare Norway an enemy, analyst says, if on Friday he is not awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. www.theguardian.com/world/202...
Norway braces for Trump’s reaction if he does not win Nobel peace prize
US president may impose tariffs, demand higher Nato contributions or even declare Norway an enemy, analyst says
www.theguardian.com
October 10, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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damn. hoping it at least signifies something
It is a tale
Told by an idiot
October 10, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Going forward, we need a law that Congress can have oversight over the President’s algorithm. Exact feeds available on demand.
Trump: "I don't know what could be worse than Portland. You don't even have stores anymore. They don't even put glass up. They put plywood on their windows."
October 9, 2025 at 12:38 AM
In 3 years, Jake Tapper will write a book about how they had Trump locked in an artificial reality like in The Matrix
genuinely think they are feeding him AI videos
Trump: "I don't know what could be worse than Portland. You don't even have stores anymore. They don't even put glass up. They put plywood on their windows."
October 8, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Football is such a nice escape from everyone making their internal monologues external 24/7
Football is a waste of time unlike scolding people on a website
October 7, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Don’t throw things at me (which I know you all love to do), but liberals have to stop shooting the messenger when it comes to news they don’t want to hear. Winning the reality war requires actually living in reality.
October 3, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Seems like people just can't be bothered to care about bad things happening anymore unless it a) personally affects them, or b) they see a really well-produced video about it.

I think we might have lost both our empathy and our collective imaginations.
October 1, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Highly recommend NPR +

It's basically a recurring monthly donation, but for $8/month you get access to all their ad-free podcast feeds . And they don't contact you to bug you for more money. Honestly the best deal out there, even if you weren't motivated to support fair non-corporate journalism.
October 1, 2025 at 5:39 PM
LET LISA COOK
October 1, 2025 at 5:32 PM
What’s the opposite of Imposter Syndrome? Dunning-Kruger effect?

This whole administration is a microcosm of unearned workplace confidence
basically everything about this is wrong and horrifying but I'm stuck on the absolute fucking chutzpah you'd need to lecture professional military personnel like this after you personally texted wildly classified war plans to the editor-in-chief of the Atlantic
Hegseth: "It all starts with physical fitness and appearance. If the secretary of war can do regular hard PT, so can every member of our joint force. Frankly, it's tiring to look out at combat formations and see fat troops. Likewise, it's completely unacceptable to see fat generals and admirals."
September 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Trump going after the World Cup cause he’s so mad Jason Myers made that kick
September 26, 2025 at 6:30 PM
It feels like the internet is breaking everyone’s brains and there’s nothing we can do about it.

Remember that TNG ep where Riker brought that VR game back the ship and it scrambled everyone’s brains like they were in a cult? It’s like that, except we’re screwed because the AI is what saved them.
September 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Speaking officially as the host of Jeopardy!, Cal Raleigh is the correct MVP vote.
September 25, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Worth it! One of my favorite games ever!
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Deck verified

also on PS+ Extra
September 23, 2025 at 4:36 PM
How much does it take before we can shed this “liberal bias in media” narrative?
September 18, 2025 at 4:41 PM
No one in this administration has any actual principles. They only exist to be weapons used against political enemies. But when those same principles get pointed at them, or brought up as an argument against weaponization, they completely cease to exist.
Checking in on this
September 18, 2025 at 5:58 AM