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Lemniscus
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Don’t mind me, just your everyday run-of-the-mill lurker. Please don't follow unless I know you.
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rockheadkengo.bsky.social
PayPal is updating their ToS to let themselves give your data to merchants starting in November and they're certainly banking on people not knowing to opt out, SO to opt out before they start:

go to Settings > Data & Privacy > Manage shared info > Personalized shopping, and toggle that shit off
Screenshot of PayPal's Terms of Service update, outlining their "personalized shopping" feature where they allow themselves the right to give info about you to other companies
September 29, 2024 at 3:27 PM
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ineedanap.bsky.social
Three panel expanding brain meme. The first panel has a picture resembling an x-ray that shows a head with a small brain in it, with text next to it that reads "calling everyone either 'he' or 'she'". The second panel shows a similar picture but more stylised, with bright colours and rays coming out of the head and the text next to it that says "calling everyone by their preferred gender pronouns". The final panel shows a person looking upwards, arm out, with a semi-transparent communist flag overlaid and text next to it that says "calling everyone 'comrade'"
December 21, 2023 at 12:11 AM
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wholesomememes.bsky.social
November 28, 2023 at 12:47 PM
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drinksmcgee.bsky.social
*pets him very carefully*
November 25, 2023 at 11:15 AM
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ineedanap.bsky.social
Meme with the text "my dad: I'm up by 4:30 every morning. You're gonna sleep your life away. My dad at 6pm:" above a picture of Hank Hill asleep in an arm chair, head tipped back, mouth open wide.
November 25, 2023 at 5:20 PM
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michaeljgleasonwriter.com
I don't think I'll be burning it, but after all the years of watching @nash076.bsky.social and @taradeenihan.bsky.social do Goat Watch, I thought it would be fun to bring that tradition closer to home. (Yes, I know Thanksgiving was two days ago, I work retail, Christmas started for me on Nov 1st)
November 26, 2023 at 4:30 AM
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ineedanap.bsky.social
Meme with the caption "dad's when they see a light left on in an unoccupied room" above a screenshot from Tiger King in which Joe Exotic stands in his office and says "I'm never going to financially recover from this"
November 22, 2023 at 5:03 AM
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wholesomememes.bsky.social
November 22, 2023 at 7:30 AM
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hard-drive.net
Warden of Horny Jail Admits Putting All the Horny People Together in One Building Was a Huge Mistake
Warden of Horny Jail Admits Putting All the Horny People Together in One Building Was a Huge Mistake
The controversial Horny Jail, a maximum security prison for people who are “horny on main,” has come under scrutiny.
hard-drive.net
November 22, 2023 at 11:00 AM
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takahanazawa.bsky.social
It's SO WILD that the Moon exists!!

Consider, She is:

-RIGHT up there
-Approximately as big across as The Continental United States
-Made of rocks
-Again, She is RIGHT up there!
-You can SEE Her
-She lives in Space
-She lives in SPACE and you can SEE Her
November 21, 2023 at 11:00 PM
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advosart.bsky.social
Arm nom
November 22, 2023 at 4:16 PM
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ineedanap.bsky.social
Meme of two people in a bus, one on the left looking out the window with a sad expression, and the one on the right looking happily out the window. The background has been removed and replaced with the trolley problem meme, giving the impression that the happy/sad people are on the trolley in the trolley problem. Behind the trolley the tracks are visible, with the person standing at the switch and the track with a single person tied to it; the track that the trolley is now on has multiple people tied to it.
November 22, 2023 at 5:16 PM
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accelldraws.bsky.social
kitsune kitsune kitsune kitsune!
introducing: Yuzuki! 🦊
November 23, 2023 at 1:50 AM
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ineedanap.bsky.social
Meme with the caption "me opening up to people" above a photo of a can with a pull tab lid. The lid has been opened to reveal a second lid underneath, presumably in a canning error.
November 21, 2023 at 5:13 PM
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ineedanap.bsky.social
Meme with the caption: "Nobody: 8 y/o me going up the stairs:" above an Animorphs book cover showing a person morphing into a rat, with four intermediate stages visible.
November 21, 2023 at 9:17 AM
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ineedanap.bsky.social
books are even worse imo
Meme with the caption "when you finish the last episode of your favourite series" above a picture of a person in a suit sitting on a fold-out chair in the middle of a field with tall grass and some yellow flowers, saying "well I guess it's just me and my feelings"
November 13, 2023 at 5:42 PM
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ineedanap.bsky.social
Two panel meme. The top panel shows a cartoon style picture of a person's face barely sticking up from a body of water, an anguished look on the face. It is labelled "corporations 'forced' to raise prices on goods". The bottom panel shows the same person sitting comfortably on the bottom of what is a very shallow body of water, sticking just their face out. It is labelled "record breaking corporate profits"
November 15, 2023 at 6:46 PM
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ineedanap.bsky.social
Four panel meme, the top two panels showing a monkey puppet with a nervous expression looking to it's right out of the corner of its eyes in the first panel, and then straight ahead in the second panel. These panels are labelled "dogs when they do something wrong". The bottom two panels are identical and both show Samuel L. Jackson's character Lazarus from the movie Black Snake Moan, wearing a white singlet and staring angrily at the camera. They are labelled "cats when they did something wrong".
November 16, 2023 at 10:41 PM
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ineedanap.bsky.social
Meme with the caption "reading cooking instructions off the bag I just threw out" above a photo of a person in a kitchen, leaning over a rubbish bin, which is open.
November 17, 2023 at 5:29 PM
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ineedanap.bsky.social
Meme with a photo of a person standing, hands on hips, on a beach looking at an enormous wave that is about to crash into them. The person is labelled "me" and the wave is labelled "that thing I could've done right away but didn't and now it's a bit fucking problem"
November 18, 2023 at 7:34 PM
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warlore.bsky.social
the best thing about being into eva is being able to enjoy the eva memes
November 20, 2023 at 12:07 AM
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wholesomememes.bsky.social
November 21, 2023 at 7:34 AM
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radiodeadair.com
You can accurately gauge someone's generation by asking "Which one of these is for connecting a printer?"
November 18, 2023 at 10:19 PM
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cats.bsky.social
November 19, 2023 at 12:46 AM
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wholesomememes.bsky.social
November 19, 2023 at 4:16 AM