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le orca whale
@legroose.bsky.social
former snl writer
pluribus is good but they should really have an episode where they reveal the hivemind also celebrates christmas or an alien version and they try to teach mannousos the true meaning of the holidays
December 25, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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Probably best to chase it indefinitely
October 15, 2025 at 12:25 AM
who would win one of each lion or one billion pokemon
October 2, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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Me: (a new vampire) I still kinda want a hotdog
July 25, 2025 at 3:05 AM
she sucking on my penis till i cry
April 11, 2025 at 7:21 AM
getting fucked in the ass until my boner gets hard and i jizz everywhere? i hardly know her
April 11, 2025 at 7:19 AM
there is a never ending war going inside my mind. my brain worm and tumor are fighting each other
January 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
i like this wikipedia graphic about kirby
December 26, 2024 at 3:11 PM
the malcolm in the middle reboot should take place in the year 3006, a thousand years after the original
December 18, 2024 at 1:52 AM
weird al’s stanky dick
December 16, 2024 at 1:47 AM
altoona pennsylvania was never meant to be in the national spotlight. its a town in bumfuck pennsylvania. its only claim to fame is its the closest popeyes to penn state main campus and its infamous altoona style pizza. it was never meant to have a famous event

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Altoona...
Altoona-style pizza - Wikipedia
en.m.wikipedia.org
December 9, 2024 at 11:30 PM
dear diary, i think everyone hates me. they probably would all be so happy if i killed myself

-adolf hitler
December 8, 2024 at 7:51 PM
guess who just got a new job as united health care ceo
December 7, 2024 at 12:40 AM
gulp, he’s right behind me isn’t he?
December 6, 2024 at 1:54 AM
thanks giving? they should call it you’re welcome receiving. everyone is so thankful of me because I Am Important
November 28, 2024 at 8:19 PM
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im the only living member of the epic rap battles of history fan community on here
July 2, 2023 at 6:36 AM
i think kamala can still win this
November 26, 2024 at 2:25 AM
its my time to be famous
October 18, 2024 at 4:01 PM
mr slime: “yeah im mr slime im gross. i like to eat boogers yeah im gross”
November 19, 2023 at 5:30 PM
is there enough people on here now for me to become famous
November 3, 2023 at 3:10 AM
i am the main character. if i die everyone ceases to exist. i am the most important person in history. everything that’s ever happened has culminated to keep me fed and happy. your only purpose is to keep serve me
July 25, 2023 at 5:43 AM
i dont want apple’s best feature to get old
July 18, 2023 at 5:10 AM
July 18, 2023 at 2:40 AM
we’ve been circling the airport for an hour cause my pilot is too scared to land
July 4, 2023 at 6:59 PM
hey man this atom is really big wanna split it with me
July 4, 2023 at 11:51 AM