Ryan(Shizzy McCreepy)
@leftistmagician.bsky.social
Just your friendly neighborhood magician. Getting ready for Halloween
Crow T Robot is my spirit animal
November 26, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Crow T Robot is my spirit animal
Charlie Brown
Fuck you reading this
Yes, you!
Fuck you reading this
Yes, you!
November 24, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Charlie Brown
Fuck you reading this
Yes, you!
Fuck you reading this
Yes, you!
You think goons in Gotham City have Concussion insurance?
November 21, 2025 at 4:03 AM
You think goons in Gotham City have Concussion insurance?
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sure you might have objective evidence in the form of rent or mortgage payments suggesting that housing is much more expensive now than it used to be but consider the following: what if a glib idiot told you it wasn't
What, precisely, is the crisis? When will it be resolved? People have been talking about housing crises since the 80s. I agree that there’s a long-run upward drift in housing costs; I agree some high-cost metros have real issues. But what are we seeing right now that’s a nationwide crisis?
Stancil being a housing crisis denier is the darnedest thing
November 17, 2025 at 6:01 PM
sure you might have objective evidence in the form of rent or mortgage payments suggesting that housing is much more expensive now than it used to be but consider the following: what if a glib idiot told you it wasn't
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gen X is the generation with the most visible mid life crises in history
November 18, 2025 at 4:39 PM
gen X is the generation with the most visible mid life crises in history
If you’re a comic fan I can’t recommend the 12 issue miniseries BATMAN: Dark Patterns, its excellent and reminiscent of the era of Batman from the 80s-early 2000’s
November 17, 2025 at 3:31 PM
If you’re a comic fan I can’t recommend the 12 issue miniseries BATMAN: Dark Patterns, its excellent and reminiscent of the era of Batman from the 80s-early 2000’s
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"We need a huge tent, big enough to accommodate Freddy Krueger from Nightmare on Elm Street!"
How about a tent big enough to accommodate someone slightly to the left of Bill Clinton?
"What? No! Ew!"
How about a tent big enough to accommodate someone slightly to the left of Bill Clinton?
"What? No! Ew!"
November 17, 2025 at 3:01 PM
"We need a huge tent, big enough to accommodate Freddy Krueger from Nightmare on Elm Street!"
How about a tent big enough to accommodate someone slightly to the left of Bill Clinton?
"What? No! Ew!"
How about a tent big enough to accommodate someone slightly to the left of Bill Clinton?
"What? No! Ew!"
Just realized the Corporate charter is the real anti-life equation
a close up of a cartoon character 's face with red eyes
ALT: a close up of a cartoon character 's face with red eyes
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Just realized the Corporate charter is the real anti-life equation
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Siri show me the whitest post in history
November 16, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Siri show me the whitest post in history
We used to be a proper country
Never forget how in 2004 to promote their "Shrek 2" kids meals, Burger King equipped the roofs of their restaurants with 12 foot tall, 40 pound, inflatable Shreks
November 16, 2025 at 3:06 AM
We used to be a proper country
Sorry if this is trashy to say but the longer time goes on the more I love Tubi, despite it being the butt of every streaming wars joke
November 16, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Sorry if this is trashy to say but the longer time goes on the more I love Tubi, despite it being the butt of every streaming wars joke
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doing a bang up job aaron but at least the pedophiles feel safe
November 15, 2025 at 3:25 PM
doing a bang up job aaron but at least the pedophiles feel safe
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If you decide that context doesn't matter when evaluating communication you're a terrible moderator and you should quit your job
Our answer is no.
Conflating the topic of the discussion as support for the cause is a separate issue.
We’ve drawn this line since users have spoken repeatedly that they don’t want violent rhetoric here.
It’s just a near impossible task to do at scale consistently across languages/context.
Conflating the topic of the discussion as support for the cause is a separate issue.
We’ve drawn this line since users have spoken repeatedly that they don’t want violent rhetoric here.
It’s just a near impossible task to do at scale consistently across languages/context.
November 15, 2025 at 3:38 PM
If you decide that context doesn't matter when evaluating communication you're a terrible moderator and you should quit your job
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wonder why the guy who got busted looking for barely legal teen porn has such a hard line on this stuff where saying a pedophile should get woodchippered is 'violent rhetoric' that must be stopped
Our answer is no.
Conflating the topic of the discussion as support for the cause is a separate issue.
We’ve drawn this line since users have spoken repeatedly that they don’t want violent rhetoric here.
It’s just a near impossible task to do at scale consistently across languages/context.
Conflating the topic of the discussion as support for the cause is a separate issue.
We’ve drawn this line since users have spoken repeatedly that they don’t want violent rhetoric here.
It’s just a near impossible task to do at scale consistently across languages/context.
November 15, 2025 at 3:40 PM
wonder why the guy who got busted looking for barely legal teen porn has such a hard line on this stuff where saying a pedophile should get woodchippered is 'violent rhetoric' that must be stopped
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Virgins: it's not that hard to avoid violating TOS
Chads: I hope megyn kelly gets kidnapped by a bald eagle and fed feet first to her babies
Chads: I hope megyn kelly gets kidnapped by a bald eagle and fed feet first to her babies
November 15, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Virgins: it's not that hard to avoid violating TOS
Chads: I hope megyn kelly gets kidnapped by a bald eagle and fed feet first to her babies
Chads: I hope megyn kelly gets kidnapped by a bald eagle and fed feet first to her babies
Time to crack ‘er open 🍻
November 15, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Time to crack ‘er open 🍻
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This kills the Menswear Guy
November 14, 2025 at 7:21 PM
This kills the Menswear Guy
My thesis is every building should have a cool theme, inside and out
November 13, 2025 at 9:48 PM
My thesis is every building should have a cool theme, inside and out
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everything should be like this
November 13, 2025 at 7:06 PM
everything should be like this
I’m screaming on the inside
November 12, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I’m screaming on the inside
Tonight in RYAN’s SnAcK Sakk!?!
Seafood Chip Medley!!!
Seafood Chip Medley!!!
November 10, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Tonight in RYAN’s SnAcK Sakk!?!
Seafood Chip Medley!!!
Seafood Chip Medley!!!
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if democrats want to retain any amount of integrity they need to immediately vote out chuck schumer as party minority leader
November 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
if democrats want to retain any amount of integrity they need to immediately vote out chuck schumer as party minority leader
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i feel like i've heard the bomberman hero OST too many times to have only just NOW seen the bomberman hero OST cover. you're telling me people just post the damn boxart instead of this!?
October 28, 2025 at 7:18 PM
i feel like i've heard the bomberman hero OST too many times to have only just NOW seen the bomberman hero OST cover. you're telling me people just post the damn boxart instead of this!?