Leanne Woods
@leannewoods.bsky.social
Wife, mum of one, opinionated but bite my tongue more as I get older. Like to think I have my shit together but take a lot of screenshots just trying to check the time. Never broke a bone, but I've hit my head more times than I can remember.
Crap, my street is a complete ice rink. A child, an actual child, just fell down and took his ma out with him. Kids don't fall down when it's icy, they run past you like it's nothing to them and make you feel like you're being a bit precious. I am screwed for the walk to work 🫣
January 7, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Crap, my street is a complete ice rink. A child, an actual child, just fell down and took his ma out with him. Kids don't fall down when it's icy, they run past you like it's nothing to them and make you feel like you're being a bit precious. I am screwed for the walk to work 🫣
Bitesize shredded wheat for breakfast.
I can't be trusted with porridge yet because I'm liable to drown it in biscoff spread, Nutella & the three unbruised slices I manage to get out of the last banana left in the house.
I can't be trusted with porridge yet because I'm liable to drown it in biscoff spread, Nutella & the three unbruised slices I manage to get out of the last banana left in the house.
December 27, 2024 at 9:37 AM
Bitesize shredded wheat for breakfast.
I can't be trusted with porridge yet because I'm liable to drown it in biscoff spread, Nutella & the three unbruised slices I manage to get out of the last banana left in the house.
I can't be trusted with porridge yet because I'm liable to drown it in biscoff spread, Nutella & the three unbruised slices I manage to get out of the last banana left in the house.
I'm just ignoring all the weirdly shaped shit I've bought for people that still need to be wrapped up at this point.
a woman sitting in a stadium with the words i don t see you on her face
ALT: a woman sitting in a stadium with the words i don t see you on her face
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December 12, 2024 at 6:32 AM
I'm just ignoring all the weirdly shaped shit I've bought for people that still need to be wrapped up at this point.
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Tried diligently for many years to keep my personal life and online/writing life separated, because politics. But I think I'm done doing that.
So, I'm married to a painter. He has a solo show opening in Newtownards Arts Centre next Thursday and you're all invited!
andculture.org.uk/whats-on/whi...
So, I'm married to a painter. He has a solo show opening in Newtownards Arts Centre next Thursday and you're all invited!
andculture.org.uk/whats-on/whi...
While your back was turned.
A solo exhibition by Tim Millen.
andculture.org.uk
December 5, 2024 at 11:25 AM
Tried diligently for many years to keep my personal life and online/writing life separated, because politics. But I think I'm done doing that.
So, I'm married to a painter. He has a solo show opening in Newtownards Arts Centre next Thursday and you're all invited!
andculture.org.uk/whats-on/whi...
So, I'm married to a painter. He has a solo show opening in Newtownards Arts Centre next Thursday and you're all invited!
andculture.org.uk/whats-on/whi...
Aaaaand I've lost track of the presents. What have I got? What have I ordered? What's still lying in a basket somewhere? What's arrived? Who knows!
Shite, really thought I had it this year.
This is why baggage handlers go on strike.
Shite, really thought I had it this year.
This is why baggage handlers go on strike.
November 29, 2024 at 6:03 AM
Aaaaand I've lost track of the presents. What have I got? What have I ordered? What's still lying in a basket somewhere? What's arrived? Who knows!
Shite, really thought I had it this year.
This is why baggage handlers go on strike.
Shite, really thought I had it this year.
This is why baggage handlers go on strike.
The bagel shaped things I made instead of tidying the garden.
Although I'm still going to have to tidy the bloody garden or the neighbours will think we've done a moonlight flit.
Although I'm still going to have to tidy the bloody garden or the neighbours will think we've done a moonlight flit.
November 17, 2024 at 11:08 AM
The bagel shaped things I made instead of tidying the garden.
Although I'm still going to have to tidy the bloody garden or the neighbours will think we've done a moonlight flit.
Although I'm still going to have to tidy the bloody garden or the neighbours will think we've done a moonlight flit.
I'll normally try anything but I have never ordered coddle because I have a pure fear that they'll set a bowl of the stuff in front of me and, with a completely straight face, hand me a spoon.
Lads, at some point in your time on here, someone from Irish Bluesky will try and persuade you that coddle is a thing you should consider food. It is vital that you do not believe them.
I cannot stress that last line enough.
I cannot stress that last line enough.
November 16, 2024 at 10:16 PM
I'll normally try anything but I have never ordered coddle because I have a pure fear that they'll set a bowl of the stuff in front of me and, with a completely straight face, hand me a spoon.
Could be away rightly.
November 16, 2024 at 7:50 PM
Could be away rightly.
At least I can spend the husband's next visit to Bridgewater getting the hang of this.
Do me a favour tho, if you think you're losing weight because you cut down on a few cans after Christmas, get a second opinion. Please 🙏
Do me a favour tho, if you think you're losing weight because you cut down on a few cans after Christmas, get a second opinion. Please 🙏
November 15, 2024 at 7:14 AM
At least I can spend the husband's next visit to Bridgewater getting the hang of this.
Do me a favour tho, if you think you're losing weight because you cut down on a few cans after Christmas, get a second opinion. Please 🙏
Do me a favour tho, if you think you're losing weight because you cut down on a few cans after Christmas, get a second opinion. Please 🙏
Last time I was here there was an echo.
November 15, 2024 at 7:03 AM
Last time I was here there was an echo.