Lean Lefty
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I like how political cartoonists have collectively decided Trump needs pouty dick sucking lips
December 13, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I like how political cartoonists have collectively decided Trump needs pouty dick sucking lips
All I want for Christmas is war with Venezuela
December 13, 2025 at 6:04 PM
All I want for Christmas is war with Venezuela
Some other department at work stole our tape dispenser so I carved out our department info into the new one with a screw driver. Steal it again I dare you
December 13, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Some other department at work stole our tape dispenser so I carved out our department info into the new one with a screw driver. Steal it again I dare you
It's official, the government shutdown was for nothing. Dems don't have spines
December 13, 2025 at 4:52 AM
It's official, the government shutdown was for nothing. Dems don't have spines
They're really trying to tap into that last bit of boomer cold war hysteria before they all croak. The people this works on don't remember their zip codes
Trump honors 'Miracle on Ice' hockey players who defeated Soviets in 1980 reut.rs/48S8wK3
Trump honors 'Miracle on Ice' hockey players who defeated Soviets in 1980
President Donald Trump on Friday honored members of the U.S. men's ice hockey team who beat their Soviet rivals in what was called the "Miracle on Ice" during the 1980 Winter Olympic Games in Lake Placid.
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December 13, 2025 at 4:50 AM
They're really trying to tap into that last bit of boomer cold war hysteria before they all croak. The people this works on don't remember their zip codes
Imagining the fox news headlines when we find out Trump raped children.
"A ten year old adult women's plan to smear president Trump with sex - Clinton masterminds"?
"A ten year old adult women's plan to smear president Trump with sex - Clinton masterminds"?
December 13, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Imagining the fox news headlines when we find out Trump raped children.
"A ten year old adult women's plan to smear president Trump with sex - Clinton masterminds"?
"A ten year old adult women's plan to smear president Trump with sex - Clinton masterminds"?
We need to invent a new slur for American drivers. The usual ones are cringe and lame become the right wingers use them
December 13, 2025 at 3:41 AM
We need to invent a new slur for American drivers. The usual ones are cringe and lame become the right wingers use them
I know I'm beating a dead drum but these tacobell prices are getting insane. I cannot justify this much longer.
To any tacobell executives that aren't on the woke app, know that I'm basically at my breaking point
To any tacobell executives that aren't on the woke app, know that I'm basically at my breaking point
December 13, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I know I'm beating a dead drum but these tacobell prices are getting insane. I cannot justify this much longer.
To any tacobell executives that aren't on the woke app, know that I'm basically at my breaking point
To any tacobell executives that aren't on the woke app, know that I'm basically at my breaking point
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lol, this guy at the barber just said “I’m not talking to my brother anymore” an the barber said “I’m not your fucking therapist”
December 12, 2025 at 6:55 PM
lol, this guy at the barber just said “I’m not talking to my brother anymore” an the barber said “I’m not your fucking therapist”
Happy I got to live though the early 2000s Internet. It truly was a different and in many ways better place. Like with everything else, capitalism figured out how to gut it
Sen. WHITEHOUSE: We finally are moving to file a bipartisan Section 230 repeal bill. Waiting any longer serves no useful purpose.
December 12, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Happy I got to live though the early 2000s Internet. It truly was a different and in many ways better place. Like with everything else, capitalism figured out how to gut it
Gunna lib out here and express my 1st amendment rights.
Trump is geriatric drama queen bitch baby who was born with a silver spoon up his ass. I cannot imagine a more pampered entitled child. He's never worked a day in his life. This is fucking insulting.
Trump is geriatric drama queen bitch baby who was born with a silver spoon up his ass. I cannot imagine a more pampered entitled child. He's never worked a day in his life. This is fucking insulting.
December 11, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Gunna lib out here and express my 1st amendment rights.
Trump is geriatric drama queen bitch baby who was born with a silver spoon up his ass. I cannot imagine a more pampered entitled child. He's never worked a day in his life. This is fucking insulting.
Trump is geriatric drama queen bitch baby who was born with a silver spoon up his ass. I cannot imagine a more pampered entitled child. He's never worked a day in his life. This is fucking insulting.
I wonder if even ONE farmer will learn their lesson or they'll just vote for Trump overwhelmingly a third time
December 10, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I wonder if even ONE farmer will learn their lesson or they'll just vote for Trump overwhelmingly a third time
There will be a war in the future. It won't be a race war. It won't be a class war. It will be a war between those who are literate and those who are not
December 9, 2025 at 8:51 PM
There will be a war in the future. It won't be a race war. It won't be a class war. It will be a war between those who are literate and those who are not
Dropped my Pixel again, no case, and it did more damage to my ankle and the wood floor than my Pixel
December 9, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Dropped my Pixel again, no case, and it did more damage to my ankle and the wood floor than my Pixel
Gen Z is so out of touch. You want to have a stable job that lets you eventually purchase a home, start a family, and live comfortably? Sorry but maybe choose one losers
December 9, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Gen Z is so out of touch. You want to have a stable job that lets you eventually purchase a home, start a family, and live comfortably? Sorry but maybe choose one losers
How can you be a fan of One Piece but be so narrow minded?
December 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
How can you be a fan of One Piece but be so narrow minded?
I hate the "ohh AI can be used to cure cancer" argument because you click on their profile and it's Micky Mouse pegging Buzz light gear and you know they don't care about anything
December 6, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I hate the "ohh AI can be used to cure cancer" argument because you click on their profile and it's Micky Mouse pegging Buzz light gear and you know they don't care about anything
I like how I pay Google for the privilege of using my emails and backed up photos for their AI slop training. What a time to be alive
December 6, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I like how I pay Google for the privilege of using my emails and backed up photos for their AI slop training. What a time to be alive
If you ever see a Range Rover suddenly accelerate in front of you know they're about to do some fucked shit
December 6, 2025 at 2:37 PM
If you ever see a Range Rover suddenly accelerate in front of you know they're about to do some fucked shit
Got a whole bunch of cheap turkeys and froze them. Used a bunch of breast meat to make some lentil curry and you CANNOT tell that it's any different than chicken. So tender. So fucking cheap. The most expensive part of the dish were the spices. 10/10 would recommend
December 6, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Got a whole bunch of cheap turkeys and froze them. Used a bunch of breast meat to make some lentil curry and you CANNOT tell that it's any different than chicken. So tender. So fucking cheap. The most expensive part of the dish were the spices. 10/10 would recommend
Objectively great art
December 6, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Objectively great art
The relationship between King Herald and Ida is so fucking precious Oda you did it again you son a bitch. Not to mention how Loki must have felt. I'm not crying at all
December 5, 2025 at 11:01 PM
The relationship between King Herald and Ida is so fucking precious Oda you did it again you son a bitch. Not to mention how Loki must have felt. I'm not crying at all
You can split conservatives into two clear groups. Stupid people who don't understand subtext and only look at esthetics and people who understand but are evil and want that outcome. I don't believe there is any middle ground
DOJ's newest recruitment ad features Judge Dredd, the comic satire about the dangers of lawless policing and authoritarian power
December 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
You can split conservatives into two clear groups. Stupid people who don't understand subtext and only look at esthetics and people who understand but are evil and want that outcome. I don't believe there is any middle ground
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the gums of a prize-winning stallion
December 4, 2025 at 10:20 PM
the gums of a prize-winning stallion
Conservatives hate Harriet Tubman because she broke the law
December 4, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Conservatives hate Harriet Tubman because she broke the law