can’t stop thinking about the alternate universe where today we’re celebrating the inauguration of our first Black woman president — on MLK Day no less — and her wonderful goofball of a VP. this timeline sucks.

my husband made me this gif lol

I’ve seen hour long TV shows with a less compelling narrative than the Pop-Tarts Bowl.

going into 2025 with this energy

imagine your whole town singing a song about how weird you are like belle in beauty and the beast

last night i introduced my husband to encino man and realized it’s actually one of my favorite movies. brendan fraser is a goddamn treasure.

also: best/most underrated bit = convenience store guys arguing about how long to microwave a burrito. (two minutes!)

so far my bsky experience consists of possum photos and my brother being weird. that seems about right.

hi :)