leah mart
@leahmart.bsky.social
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extremely hilarious beautiful and modest
she/her
extremely hilarious beautiful and modest
she/her
saw a dog with his head out a car window tongue blowing in the wind. you don’t see that anymore. because of woke
July 23, 2025 at 10:57 PM
saw a dog with his head out a car window tongue blowing in the wind. you don’t see that anymore. because of woke
the older i get the more irresponsible marge seems for staying with homer. she should have killed him for life insurance money
June 30, 2025 at 3:45 PM
the older i get the more irresponsible marge seems for staying with homer. she should have killed him for life insurance money
spoilers for big boys (channel 4 show not just thick men) but s3e5 was actually too harrowing for me. like i was trying to sleep last night and every time i closed my eyes i just saw danny closing that eyes. really some of the best british tv to come out in years but i feel sick just remembering it
June 25, 2025 at 1:53 PM
spoilers for big boys (channel 4 show not just thick men) but s3e5 was actually too harrowing for me. like i was trying to sleep last night and every time i closed my eyes i just saw danny closing that eyes. really some of the best british tv to come out in years but i feel sick just remembering it
the reason the british high street is dying is because the people in charge of the british high street are old nonsense-peddlers. hundreds of thousands of people are going to a tour called COWBOY CARTER this week and yet the only shoe i can find in any shop is an array of identical open toe sandals
June 9, 2025 at 9:33 PM
the reason the british high street is dying is because the people in charge of the british high street are old nonsense-peddlers. hundreds of thousands of people are going to a tour called COWBOY CARTER this week and yet the only shoe i can find in any shop is an array of identical open toe sandals
nothing takes me out of suspended disbelief quite as much as when you’re watching an american sitcom and they want to have a proper dangerous character but they can’t swear so they have to say “get your damn hands off me!” and “what is this crap!”
June 1, 2025 at 8:25 PM
nothing takes me out of suspended disbelief quite as much as when you’re watching an american sitcom and they want to have a proper dangerous character but they can’t swear so they have to say “get your damn hands off me!” and “what is this crap!”
getting angry just remembering how angry scrat from ice age made me as a kid. look after your shit bro stop making it everyone else’s business that you drop your nut every single movie
May 26, 2025 at 10:11 AM
getting angry just remembering how angry scrat from ice age made me as a kid. look after your shit bro stop making it everyone else’s business that you drop your nut every single movie
rewatching gossip girl for the first time as an adult and i have so many questions but i guess my main one is why did they style hillary duff like somebody’s hot 48 year old mum
May 1, 2025 at 11:10 PM
rewatching gossip girl for the first time as an adult and i have so many questions but i guess my main one is why did they style hillary duff like somebody’s hot 48 year old mum
watching the new season of doctor who (because i just love suffering i guess) and i need someone to make sense why in segregated america in 1952 all these caucasians are calling ncuti gatwa “sir”
April 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
watching the new season of doctor who (because i just love suffering i guess) and i need someone to make sense why in segregated america in 1952 all these caucasians are calling ncuti gatwa “sir”
if there’s one person i hate it’s the man at the end of the songs on the miseducation of lauryn hill. let those babies talk. they’re just formulating their answers!
April 23, 2025 at 8:16 AM
if there’s one person i hate it’s the man at the end of the songs on the miseducation of lauryn hill. let those babies talk. they’re just formulating their answers!
if you are a grown woman who has a daughter who lives in cheltenham and just bought a house with her boyfriend connor she’s loudly telling the quiet carriage on the train what an annoying bitch you are
April 12, 2025 at 7:51 AM
if you are a grown woman who has a daughter who lives in cheltenham and just bought a house with her boyfriend connor she’s loudly telling the quiet carriage on the train what an annoying bitch you are
was there a sale on baby shower decorations valid only this weekend or something
April 6, 2025 at 11:17 PM
was there a sale on baby shower decorations valid only this weekend or something
if an alien was trying to learn about earth from mafs australia they actually wouldn’t know Black people existed
March 27, 2025 at 11:36 PM
if an alien was trying to learn about earth from mafs australia they actually wouldn’t know Black people existed
where did the stereotype of ring-tailed lemurs as dripped out narcissistic consumerists come from and why is it so clear in both Madagascar and Flow
March 26, 2025 at 12:26 PM
where did the stereotype of ring-tailed lemurs as dripped out narcissistic consumerists come from and why is it so clear in both Madagascar and Flow
i wish the US Office had made some use of steve carrell’s blatant hair transplant. michael takes out a 50000 dollar loan for a new hairline and has to pay it off in 80 year instalments he doesn’t understand. send me back in time i have a writers’ room to get into.
March 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
i wish the US Office had made some use of steve carrell’s blatant hair transplant. michael takes out a 50000 dollar loan for a new hairline and has to pay it off in 80 year instalments he doesn’t understand. send me back in time i have a writers’ room to get into.
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I've never seen it stated so plainly: Joyce can imagine herself as an author whose book event is disrupted by protestors so she opposes the protest.
Can you imagine yourself as a fired federal worker or deported immigrant? Wouldn't you want people to take drastic measures on your behalf?
Can you imagine yourself as a fired federal worker or deported immigrant? Wouldn't you want people to take drastic measures on your behalf?
it's true that I tend to support bookstores & book people. I know what it's like to plan for a book evening, arrange chairs, hope for a good turnout. how dismaying it must have been for many when, outside the store, protesters caused a commotion as the event began.
February 23, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I've never seen it stated so plainly: Joyce can imagine herself as an author whose book event is disrupted by protestors so she opposes the protest.
Can you imagine yourself as a fired federal worker or deported immigrant? Wouldn't you want people to take drastic measures on your behalf?
Can you imagine yourself as a fired federal worker or deported immigrant? Wouldn't you want people to take drastic measures on your behalf?
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*disney princesses your dog*
February 18, 2025 at 4:12 PM
*disney princesses your dog*
don’t add me to your close friends story if it’s just regular life shit. i’m here for depression, slut tales, gossip and mess exclusively.
February 3, 2025 at 1:16 PM
don’t add me to your close friends story if it’s just regular life shit. i’m here for depression, slut tales, gossip and mess exclusively.
motormouth maybelle should’ve beat tracy turnblad just a little bit for inciting the police brutality at their demonstration. just a quick slap around the head or something.
January 26, 2025 at 12:19 PM
motormouth maybelle should’ve beat tracy turnblad just a little bit for inciting the police brutality at their demonstration. just a quick slap around the head or something.
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nominally “liberal” mainstream media is now running cover for an out and about fascist. these are dark times we are living in and we truly cannot rely on these fascist sympathizers anymore
Wild. Top is the NBC upload, bottom is the one aired as the live feed
January 21, 2025 at 6:28 PM
nominally “liberal” mainstream media is now running cover for an out and about fascist. these are dark times we are living in and we truly cannot rely on these fascist sympathizers anymore
lunchtime in our shared office building kitchen is always illuminating. four pork pies and a tub of cream cheese for lunch is it? microwaving that sandwich are you? yeah. probably normal behaviour.
January 21, 2025 at 1:27 PM
lunchtime in our shared office building kitchen is always illuminating. four pork pies and a tub of cream cheese for lunch is it? microwaving that sandwich are you? yeah. probably normal behaviour.
went to Boots and not only did the security guard have a lanyard that said “VAPE” but he was also vaping inside the store LMAO
January 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
went to Boots and not only did the security guard have a lanyard that said “VAPE” but he was also vaping inside the store LMAO
bryan johnson and the sad cult of youth boxd.it/8tL8TH
A ★★★ review of Don't Die: The Man Who Wants to Live Forever (2025)
don’t die feels like the middle episode of a three part series on a man who in underwent serious depression, mania, and maybe even religiously induced psychosis, started a cult, and then vanished from...
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January 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
bryan johnson and the sad cult of youth boxd.it/8tL8TH
this is britain after fourteen years of tory rule: a physician’s associate (lol) prescribing an app (lol) instead of referring to a physiotherapist.
![A text that reads:
Hi Leah,
As discussed earlier, I am prescribing our self-management app to aid recovery from your elbow problem. The app will guide you day-by-day through a sequence of exercises and tips to help you get better.
To get started, click this link [hyperlink], select a condition, enter your email address, click send.
Thanks, [redacted] (Physician Associate)
[redacted] Medical Practice](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4qiopuztwvsciowkrghm4ez2/bafkreiebozpkcaw2bstfvmy5gzn2j7p7rxbwgcnb3ffe6hblc57mkuqy3y@jpeg)
January 14, 2025 at 3:11 PM
this is britain after fourteen years of tory rule: a physician’s associate (lol) prescribing an app (lol) instead of referring to a physiotherapist.
i finally made a letterboxd just in time to watch wicked for the third time and form some coherent and (constructively?) critical thoughts
boxd.it/8qP7Lj
boxd.it/8qP7Lj
A ★★★★ review of Wicked (2024)
loved adored and was once again stunned — mostly for the strength of the character work by erivo and grande, their gorgeous singing, and the practical effects and artistry throughout the film. the col...
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January 11, 2025 at 11:05 PM
i finally made a letterboxd just in time to watch wicked for the third time and form some coherent and (constructively?) critical thoughts
boxd.it/8qP7Lj
boxd.it/8qP7Lj
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i'm always harkening back to some bull shit
January 10, 2025 at 5:10 AM
i'm always harkening back to some bull shit