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Andy (They/Them)
@leafyandy.bsky.social
Lover of cats, art, books, and sleep

Professional gig juggler

Minneapolis, MN 🛶
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Neighbors: if you need 1-2 whistles, please pick them up at one of these great neighborhood businesses hosting whistles!

Minneapolis: Bichota Coffee, May Day Cafe, Sisters Sludge Coffee, Nice Time Market, Moon Palace, Arbieter, A Bar of Their Own, Bench Pressed, Boneshaker Books, Color Wheel

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December 5, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Holy shit they want me to fail so badly and I even want me to fail so badly, and yet------ I think I'm happier than I was before, still.
November 24, 2025 at 6:48 AM
My phone can facial verify & unlock while I'm sneezing/burping and while my tits/belly are in the way. I...... Just wanted to share that.
November 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Somebody please write a paper explaining Trinity's decision in the grand scheme of colonialism and capitalism helpppp #squidgameschallenge
November 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Got triple vaccines today and as the nurse was finishing she said "wow it's surprising you're getting all these at once, they usually make people really sore and the next day---" stopppp nooooo 😭 😭 (she was super nice tho!!!!)
November 7, 2025 at 6:51 AM
The pope said he didn't make fun of French ppl but he did it in a silly French accent 🧐 🥖
November 7, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Daily Show confirmed for another year 🥹🤘💖
November 4, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Goodnight cats, goodnight bong, goodnight savings account I cannot touch and must distress over because what if my house lights on fire or I can't work for months or or or or bc I need to make my own safety net because i-- *spirals*
October 31, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Who else is reading the rose field rn WHOMST
October 28, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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BREAKING: Representative Ro Khanna is introducing legislation to ban the president, his family, members of Congress, and all elected officials from trading crypto or stocks.
October 28, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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i have too many ideas and not enough executive function
October 28, 2025 at 2:10 AM
When I was in corps, snap was part of our "monthly stipend" lol...
While the top 1% control $54 TRILLION

(not a typo)
October 28, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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This looks like the most unsurprising chart I've ever seen, but if you only read British media you'd lose your mind learning that this is the reality of it
June 12, 2025 at 1:45 PM
when I was a child we thought George Bush jr would be the stupidest president we ever saw and when I tell you in some part of my heart I actually MISS that puppet prick now, I---
October 25, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Finding goofy pics of them like lol hehe you sillies hehe you were in love and living life and I loved you and I love you and and and...
October 25, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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I can't tell you what a relief it is when an evil piece of shit corporation also just has dogshit products that you would never willingly pay for. Been using the same windows key since I got a pre-built pc in 2015.
October 21, 2025 at 8:21 AM
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More presidents to go to prison please! Keep it up!
October 21, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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Americans: My family needs healthcare

GOP: No

Americans: It is VERY important

GOP: NO healthcare but here’s coal

Americans: I don’t need coal

GOP: It’s all we have.
Wait, here’s measles.

Americans: But my kid is sick

GOP: The gold in the White House is 24 karat.

#RemoveTrump
September 30, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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Diddy?!?
October 21, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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while it may not seem like it to someone scrolling by with a cursory look, what i am creating is not ‘ironic’ nor a ‘get rich quick scheme’ and it is certainly not AI GENERATED. it is a genuine expression of my heart and my beliefs about sexuality and art and love and freedom and curiosity and joy
October 16, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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"in the shape of a wolf"; my piece for this year's @oacmn.bsky.social gods & monsters show!
October 20, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Are people on this app
October 21, 2025 at 7:42 AM
If you went to the No Kings protest and still have a Jacob Frey sign in your yard................
(fuck u)
October 21, 2025 at 7:42 AM