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@medicrussell.bsky.social
· Nov 12
It’s actually only Co-Amoxiclav if it’s from the Co-Amoxiclav region of France, otherwise its just Sparkling Penicillin.
baby boy ventured outside for the first time in probably his life ☺️ I’m so endlessly proud of him and so pleased with how well he’s taken to our home, he’s such a treasure
November 13, 2025 at 3:09 PM
baby boy ventured outside for the first time in probably his life ☺️ I’m so endlessly proud of him and so pleased with how well he’s taken to our home, he’s such a treasure
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if having a menty b and going on medication can I recommend doing it in the presence of the most loving little companion in the world, he’s been like my shadow the last few days following me everywhere and cuddling up to me endlessly, honestly pets are so good
November 12, 2025 at 11:09 AM
if having a menty b and going on medication can I recommend doing it in the presence of the most loving little companion in the world, he’s been like my shadow the last few days following me everywhere and cuddling up to me endlessly, honestly pets are so good
Sertraline? More like sertraMINE.
I’m trying here ok???
I’m trying here ok???
My GP asked me to fill out an e-consult for depression and have immediately given me a same day appointment based on the results? Is that… good? Did I win?
November 10, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Sertraline? More like sertraMINE.
I’m trying here ok???
I’m trying here ok???
My GP asked me to fill out an e-consult for depression and have immediately given me a same day appointment based on the results? Is that… good? Did I win?
November 10, 2025 at 11:24 AM
My GP asked me to fill out an e-consult for depression and have immediately given me a same day appointment based on the results? Is that… good? Did I win?
Lily Allen headlining Mighty Hoopla Hoopla is going to cure my depression.
November 10, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Lily Allen headlining Mighty Hoopla Hoopla is going to cure my depression.
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When you finally receive some positive feedback at work
November 9, 2025 at 7:06 PM
When you finally receive some positive feedback at work
Give I’m off work cos of the menty b I’ve done the natural thing and ordered a hair dye kit 🤙
November 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Give I’m off work cos of the menty b I’ve done the natural thing and ordered a hair dye kit 🤙
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we may not have had a proper song of the summer, but between florence, cat burns and lily allen, we really have good competition for a sad girl autumn song
November 9, 2025 at 10:54 AM
we may not have had a proper song of the summer, but between florence, cat burns and lily allen, we really have good competition for a sad girl autumn song
I got Jake a ninja creami last year so we could make healthy desserts like ice cream made from just bananas, or like yoghurt and protein powder.
Anyway today I jammed eight creme caramels into it so that’s going well.
Anyway today I jammed eight creme caramels into it so that’s going well.
November 8, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I got Jake a ninja creami last year so we could make healthy desserts like ice cream made from just bananas, or like yoghurt and protein powder.
Anyway today I jammed eight creme caramels into it so that’s going well.
Anyway today I jammed eight creme caramels into it so that’s going well.
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Lily Allen if she was confused about Colombian cities:
“Who the fuck is Medellin?”
“Who the fuck is Medellin?”
Lily Allen if she was Gru
West End Gworl
West End Gworl
November 8, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Lily Allen if she was confused about Colombian cities:
“Who the fuck is Medellin?”
“Who the fuck is Medellin?”
Lily Allen if she was very familiar with a stringed musical instrument in the lute family and is generally plucked with a pick:
“But you’re not a stranger mandolin”
“But you’re not a stranger mandolin”
Lily Allen if she was very familiar with a kitchen implement used for slicing vegetables very thin:
"But you're not a stranger mandoline"
"But you're not a stranger mandoline"
November 8, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Lily Allen if she was very familiar with a stringed musical instrument in the lute family and is generally plucked with a pick:
“But you’re not a stranger mandolin”
“But you’re not a stranger mandolin”
After a couple of shifts that have absolutely pushed me over the edge I’ve been signed off work for two weeks (and then have annual leave) and I honestly don’t know what to do with nearly a month off?
I suppose sleep in? Hang out with the cat? Eat healthily? Exercise? Normal things?
I suppose sleep in? Hang out with the cat? Eat healthily? Exercise? Normal things?
November 8, 2025 at 10:29 AM
After a couple of shifts that have absolutely pushed me over the edge I’ve been signed off work for two weeks (and then have annual leave) and I honestly don’t know what to do with nearly a month off?
I suppose sleep in? Hang out with the cat? Eat healthily? Exercise? Normal things?
I suppose sleep in? Hang out with the cat? Eat healthily? Exercise? Normal things?
look at my little blind boy conquering going downstairs! he’s so fearless and brave, I’m forever in awe of him!
November 6, 2025 at 9:37 PM
look at my little blind boy conquering going downstairs! he’s so fearless and brave, I’m forever in awe of him!
People who commute with no bag or anything terrify me. Just getting up getting dressed and leaving the house. Where’s your water bottle? Your lunch? Your brolly in case it rains? What do you mean you’ve got a job where you can just have the things you need in your office???
November 6, 2025 at 7:55 AM
People who commute with no bag or anything terrify me. Just getting up getting dressed and leaving the house. Where’s your water bottle? Your lunch? Your brolly in case it rains? What do you mean you’ve got a job where you can just have the things you need in your office???
🚨 huge news!
my blind son made it all the way down the stairs and started to explore the kitchen all by himself
(also look how adorably tiny he is despite being a fully grown adult)
my blind son made it all the way down the stairs and started to explore the kitchen all by himself
(also look how adorably tiny he is despite being a fully grown adult)
November 2, 2025 at 1:27 PM
🚨 huge news!
my blind son made it all the way down the stairs and started to explore the kitchen all by himself
(also look how adorably tiny he is despite being a fully grown adult)
my blind son made it all the way down the stairs and started to explore the kitchen all by himself
(also look how adorably tiny he is despite being a fully grown adult)
Neighbour just popped round asking for a spare bog roll and as I handed it over she’s like “I’ll bring it back!”
… please don’t?
… please don’t?
October 31, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Neighbour just popped round asking for a spare bog roll and as I handed it over she’s like “I’ll bring it back!”
… please don’t?
… please don’t?
Happy Halloween from Apollo 🎃
October 31, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Happy Halloween from Apollo 🎃
everyone else was posting their heights so I’m doing it too 🧍♂️
www.gigacalculator.com/calculators/...
www.gigacalculator.com/calculators/...
October 31, 2025 at 8:34 AM
everyone else was posting their heights so I’m doing it too 🧍♂️
www.gigacalculator.com/calculators/...
www.gigacalculator.com/calculators/...
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Trump: AOC is low IQ. If you give her an IQ test, have her pass like the exams that I decided to take when I was at Walter Reed. Those are very hard…
The first couple of questions are easy. A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe..
The first couple of questions are easy. A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe..
October 27, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Trump: AOC is low IQ. If you give her an IQ test, have her pass like the exams that I decided to take when I was at Walter Reed. Those are very hard…
The first couple of questions are easy. A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe..
The first couple of questions are easy. A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe..
Today I had to look at myself in the mirror and accept I’m 33 and just ordered my cat toothpaste on Amazon, and that’s just the life stage I’m in now.
October 27, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Today I had to look at myself in the mirror and accept I’m 33 and just ordered my cat toothpaste on Amazon, and that’s just the life stage I’m in now.
